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José
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Just a boxer trying to survive against all these tweakers.

"@rem7012's current dnd character"
"I DO NOT OWN THE ART NOR IS THE ARTIST RELATED TO ANYTHING I POST"
28th of december -
Why is the old MAGA guy standing in front of our house with a rocket launcher.
December 8, 2024 at 3:48 PM
27th of december -
Salvador called some kinda emergency meeting?
December 8, 2024 at 2:56 PM
25th of decemeber -
Today me Salvadore and Sigbjørn have decided to go and investigate the building ,which was spying on me as I went to rescue the children, and surely the person that was spying on me, surely this won't be dangerous.
December 8, 2024 at 12:51 PM
More intel on the last person that was supposed to come to the Zomboid mansion my amigos, She's holed up in a police station with like 5 other kids so I'm going to loot the police station and save them. Sure hope I don't die!
November 30, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Amigos this Zomboid guy was a part of some kind of project... and it seems that some kind of fungus virus is lowkey fucking up the world... I may be cooked!
November 30, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Seems that the snow storm hasn't let up, guess I'll just explore the mansion.
November 30, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Hola amigos, I'm José. Just enjoying the Christmas festivities here in Knox County (gotta go meet with a hombre named Garfield Zomboid though so can't stay long)
November 30, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Yo I made it back from that space thingy but ain't no way I'm gonna stay interning at this place I'm dipping to a farm and becoming a hermit, goodbye gang!
November 24, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Aight so we're back in my bosses castle. I had to make a guy named Blackbeard sign some papers so he could get an abundant amount of gold and leave, but I just read what the paper said, then he screamed something and left.
November 24, 2024 at 1:00 PM
So we're low-key arriving in Phyrexia (this is where that last(?) god that these guys need to kill is)
November 24, 2024 at 12:33 PM
This little gargoyle statue guy named moss just teleported away(?) and now the rest of these guys are trying to revive a french dude?
November 24, 2024 at 12:29 PM
It seems to be the case that these people kill gods for a living? I don't know how this works ngl.
November 24, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Yo bluesky, I'm just a chill unpaid intern that lowkey doesn't give a fuck. I got hired to follow this bunch of people around and write down what they're doing.
November 24, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Chat we're gonna kill another god now? Some guy named palladium, we gonna challenge him to a death match of four in a row, I think?
November 17, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Aight Moss (another fella in our party btw for those who didn't know) has killed Julius Caesar by poising him with Johan's dragon milk. Also since Julius did his monolith thingy majig this counted as killing a god as well so bonus points!
November 17, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Mr piggybank and ratbama are asking us about a plan to invade Ceasars territory that has a biggggg wall.
November 17, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Aight so apparently these guys are like going around killing gods or some shit? So long as I get paid I don't care tbh.
November 17, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Gang i'm not gonna lie I have to fight a dragon rn, it might be joever :(
November 17, 2024 at 4:34 PM
We finally leaving the peak (the bird place)
November 17, 2024 at 4:19 PM
We got to this place where a bunch of birds live and they have a bible about my buddies? wtf?
November 17, 2024 at 4:12 PM
The new gnone piece is peak, Smog (the little gnoblin fella that is NOT the gnoblin king) can't feel more than 1 or 2 emotions so he's tweaking cuz of it.
November 17, 2024 at 4:00 PM
We in gnopopulis rn and this king fella is yapping about how some guy named "I'm blackbeard"??? stole a gold statue?
November 17, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Ayo this little gnoblin guy is loving gnone piece, this may be a goated little fella.
November 17, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Why is this Johan fella getting a tattoo from a rat with shaky hands???
November 17, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Just got paid! I'm bringing this shit to the bank!
November 17, 2024 at 3:27 PM