Welp, I guess we just got our last accurate jobs report.
August 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Welp, I guess we just got our last accurate jobs report.
Most of ya’ll don’t live near DC and it shows…
June 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Most of ya’ll don’t live near DC and it shows…
My kids keep asking me what I want to be when I grow up and it’s the most visceral existential troll imaginable.
June 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My kids keep asking me what I want to be when I grow up and it’s the most visceral existential troll imaginable.
It took me 4 tries to rig my pride flag to not trigger my doorbell camera… but being an ally is about solemn persistence.
June 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It took me 4 tries to rig my pride flag to not trigger my doorbell camera… but being an ally is about solemn persistence.
@jonbois.bsky.social how closely are you and Secret Base following the rise of Banana Ball?
June 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social how closely are you and Secret Base following the rise of Banana Ball?
My extremely type A wife is on her third round of cleaning the house before our kids backyard birthday party. She was so excited at how short the second round took (5 hours) she went to bed early as a reward. I’m very out of my depth here.
May 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
My extremely type A wife is on her third round of cleaning the house before our kids backyard birthday party. She was so excited at how short the second round took (5 hours) she went to bed early as a reward. I’m very out of my depth here.
I don’t know which is worse. #Eurovison voting being manipulated by Israel to … I guess curry favor. Or it not being manipulated by Israel, and the general sentiment being that genocide is okay.
May 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I don’t know which is worse. #Eurovison voting being manipulated by Israel to … I guess curry favor. Or it not being manipulated by Israel, and the general sentiment being that genocide is okay.
Andor somehow made the ending to Rogue One even more brutal.
May 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Andor somehow made the ending to Rogue One even more brutal.
Blue Prince might ruin puzzle style walking sims forever. The drafting/board game mechanic complements the “Myst” style gameplay so well it’s a wonder this is the first game to do it. It takes a fun 10 hours game and turns it into a fun 100 hour game that I can’t stop playing or thinking about.
April 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Blue Prince might ruin puzzle style walking sims forever. The drafting/board game mechanic complements the “Myst” style gameplay so well it’s a wonder this is the first game to do it. It takes a fun 10 hours game and turns it into a fun 100 hour game that I can’t stop playing or thinking about.
One of the most overt benefits to having kids is that you get completely distracted with their bullshit and when you look at the internet 8 hours later you have no idea why everyone’s is losing their minds.
April 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
One of the most overt benefits to having kids is that you get completely distracted with their bullshit and when you look at the internet 8 hours later you have no idea why everyone’s is losing their minds.
Happy internet bullshit day!
April 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Happy internet bullshit day!
@anyaustin.bsky.social I appreciate the unexpected, existentially poignant ending to your lonely Mario NPC video. I snuck up on me both literally and emotionally. Great job.
April 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
@anyaustin.bsky.social I appreciate the unexpected, existentially poignant ending to your lonely Mario NPC video. I snuck up on me both literally and emotionally. Great job.
Nothing in this world or the next can convince me to turn on my AC in March.
March 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Nothing in this world or the next can convince me to turn on my AC in March.
@dcpierson.bsky.social immediately thought of you bit when I saw this.
Planning New York - An SNL Animated Short
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
March 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
@dcpierson.bsky.social immediately thought of you bit when I saw this.
Can you do Elon next?
Marco Rubio on Rumeysa Ozturk: "We revoked her visa ... once you've lost your visa, you're no longer legally in the United States ... if you come into the US as a visitor and create a ruckus for us, we don't want it. We don't want it in our country. Go back and do it in your country."
March 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Can you do Elon next?
Screaming into this pointless digital void is mitigating less and less of this seething, all-consuming rage at the state of our country.
March 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Screaming into this pointless digital void is mitigating less and less of this seething, all-consuming rage at the state of our country.
@schumer.senate.gov you aren’t making the hard choices, you aren’t a martyr. You are either a coward, a traitor or a fool, which one is it?
March 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
@schumer.senate.gov you aren’t making the hard choices, you aren’t a martyr. You are either a coward, a traitor or a fool, which one is it?
I had very little interest in burning down a Tesla dealership BEFORE today
March 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I had very little interest in burning down a Tesla dealership BEFORE today
Someone asked me “how are you celebrating Mario Day” and I can’t tell if I hate it or REALLY hate it
March 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Someone asked me “how are you celebrating Mario Day” and I can’t tell if I hate it or REALLY hate it
Anyways why watch the Oscar’s when you can be emotionally exhausted from spending the day crying while watching figure skating.
March 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Anyways why watch the Oscar’s when you can be emotionally exhausted from spending the day crying while watching figure skating.
I’m at that awesome point in life where you desperately want to interact with any friend but they are all too busy with the thing they’ve long since replaced socializing with. They’re all just “text message friends” now.
March 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I’m at that awesome point in life where you desperately want to interact with any friend but they are all too busy with the thing they’ve long since replaced socializing with. They’re all just “text message friends” now.
@techconnectify.bsky.social just FYI, I spend a significant amount of time rewinding your videos because I ended up distracted by your painfully gorgeous bespoke background.
February 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
@techconnectify.bsky.social just FYI, I spend a significant amount of time rewinding your videos because I ended up distracted by your painfully gorgeous bespoke background.
The internet is a hellscape of Nazis, teens, bots and then a bunch of millennial hipsters still wondering around looking for the best kind of message board.
February 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The internet is a hellscape of Nazis, teens, bots and then a bunch of millennial hipsters still wondering around looking for the best kind of message board.
I was full on ready to root for the Eagles to beat the Chiefs but then my Commies went crazy in the playoffs and faced them in the conference champs so we’re back to “fuck the Eagles” territory.
February 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I was full on ready to root for the Eagles to beat the Chiefs but then my Commies went crazy in the playoffs and faced them in the conference champs so we’re back to “fuck the Eagles” territory.