Dluippold
@dluippold.bsky.social
London, lawyer, less cute than the dog in my picture.
The NBA player who doesn't do a little hand gesture after making a 3 pointer is the one I'd think is cool.
May 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The NBA player who doesn't do a little hand gesture after making a 3 pointer is the one I'd think is cool.
Have any of these pope jokes been funny?
May 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Have any of these pope jokes been funny?
This sandwich would fix me
prosciutto cotto, stracciatella, arugula, black truffle honey on focaccia
May 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This sandwich would fix me
Do what you say you'll do when you say you'll do it, and don't talk shit about people. And don't preface sentences with "as an introvert..." And eat a healthy breakfast ffs
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Do what you say you'll do when you say you'll do it, and don't talk shit about people. And don't preface sentences with "as an introvert..." And eat a healthy breakfast ffs
You could tell me jokic is anywhere from 20 to 45 years old and I'd believe you
May 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
You could tell me jokic is anywhere from 20 to 45 years old and I'd believe you
These Instagram teen ads remind me of Chipotle's WE WON'T GIVE YOU SALMONELLA ANYMORE ad campaign
May 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
These Instagram teen ads remind me of Chipotle's WE WON'T GIVE YOU SALMONELLA ANYMORE ad campaign
Which team here isn't used to the altitude?
May 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Which team here isn't used to the altitude?
Turning off the Cleveland game bc I don't want to watch a free throw competition with a few interludes of full court basketball
May 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Turning off the Cleveland game bc I don't want to watch a free throw competition with a few interludes of full court basketball
Would be lovely to have confidence America's leaders could point to Kashmir on a map, but alas
May 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Would be lovely to have confidence America's leaders could point to Kashmir on a map, but alas
Only unrealistic or unworldly thing in Andor is senators having a spine and fighting for something. But wouldn't be star wars without something fantastical!
May 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Only unrealistic or unworldly thing in Andor is senators having a spine and fighting for something. But wouldn't be star wars without something fantastical!
Why don't video game companies just publicize release dates like 5 years after the actual expected release date, and then pleasantly surprise everyone when it's only 3 years late
#BREAKING 🚨 The release of highly-anticipated video game Grand Theft Auto VI has been DELAYED until 26 May 2026
Rockstar Games says “we need this extra time to deliver at the level of quality you expect and deserve”
GTA 6 was expected to be released later this year
Rockstar Games says “we need this extra time to deliver at the level of quality you expect and deserve”
GTA 6 was expected to be released later this year
May 2, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Why don't video game companies just publicize release dates like 5 years after the actual expected release date, and then pleasantly surprise everyone when it's only 3 years late
I wanna go play outside but I can't bc I'm 36 and have a job and frankly I do not support or approve.
April 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I wanna go play outside but I can't bc I'm 36 and have a job and frankly I do not support or approve.
This is respectable rain
April 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This is respectable rain
ESPN pundits in a 10 foot deep puddle of tears over Sanders dropping to the fifth round: Teams are just too emotional about him and it's affecting their judgment
April 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
ESPN pundits in a 10 foot deep puddle of tears over Sanders dropping to the fifth round: Teams are just too emotional about him and it's affecting their judgment
I don't trust anyone drafted after like 2020 who says they grew up wanting to be a Dallas Cowboy like rly why they have been irrelevant for the duration of your natural life
April 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I don't trust anyone drafted after like 2020 who says they grew up wanting to be a Dallas Cowboy like rly why they have been irrelevant for the duration of your natural life
New linkedin bio dropped
The rest is interesting. The attorney says she "does not regularly practice law that requires use of case law research tools"
This is believable as this appeal is the only appeal ever in Texas in which she has appeared as counsel.
This is believable as this appeal is the only appeal ever in Texas in which she has appeared as counsel.
April 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
New linkedin bio dropped
Lmaooo that jets draft compilation was bruuuutal
April 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Lmaooo that jets draft compilation was bruuuutal
Would you rather have Anthony Edwards or Travis Hunter give you a pep talk?
April 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Would you rather have Anthony Edwards or Travis Hunter give you a pep talk?
I think I like watching the draft bc it's like election night but without consequences.
Pundit*pundit*pundit
"And Cleveland picks..."
Pundit*pundit*pundit
Pundit*pundit*pundit
"And Cleveland picks..."
Pundit*pundit*pundit
April 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I think I like watching the draft bc it's like election night but without consequences.
Pundit*pundit*pundit
"And Cleveland picks..."
Pundit*pundit*pundit
Pundit*pundit*pundit
"And Cleveland picks..."
Pundit*pundit*pundit
The crowd at the NFL draft is always so fascinating to me. Like, why would you want to go to that? But then I think, why wouldn't I want to go to that 🤔
April 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The crowd at the NFL draft is always so fascinating to me. Like, why would you want to go to that? But then I think, why wouldn't I want to go to that 🤔
The Go 15 seconds without saying Shadeur and/or Sanders ESPN challenge.
April 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The Go 15 seconds without saying Shadeur and/or Sanders ESPN challenge.
I can't tell if hinge just has me compatible with women who travel a ton, or travel is just literally the only thing ppl talk about in hinge profiles.
April 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I can't tell if hinge just has me compatible with women who travel a ton, or travel is just literally the only thing ppl talk about in hinge profiles.
Can't sleep so naturally thinking about how the Texas bar has a commercial paper section
April 11, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Can't sleep so naturally thinking about how the Texas bar has a commercial paper section