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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
Apparently, if a cop pulls you over for speeding and asks why you were going so fast, telling them it was because you were listening to Vroom Vroom by @charlixcxofficial.bsky.social will make them laugh and let you off with a warning.
February 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Apparently, if a cop pulls you over for speeding and asks why you were going so fast, telling them it was because you were listening to Vroom Vroom by @charlixcxofficial.bsky.social will make them laugh and let you off with a warning.
me thinking about all the times I was nice when I should have been mean
January 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
me thinking about all the times I was nice when I should have been mean
We live in one of the dumbest timelines to ever exist, but at least Dolly Parton is here.
January 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
We live in one of the dumbest timelines to ever exist, but at least Dolly Parton is here.
Truvy, there’s a Grindr notification from Mark, Rick, or Steve in my purse!
January 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Truvy, there’s a Grindr notification from Mark, Rick, or Steve in my purse!
Ordering Subway for lunch because I’m craving a 12” Italian for some reason.
December 10, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Ordering Subway for lunch because I’m craving a 12” Italian for some reason.
*me defending Luigi Mangione*
Your honor, he thought it was Skinny n Sweet.
Your honor, he thought it was Skinny n Sweet.
December 10, 2024 at 4:15 PM
*me defending Luigi Mangione*
Your honor, he thought it was Skinny n Sweet.
Your honor, he thought it was Skinny n Sweet.
every egg in the house is gone or whatever Trace Adkins said
November 27, 2024 at 11:47 PM
every egg in the house is gone or whatever Trace Adkins said
me in my echo chamber
November 20, 2024 at 10:47 PM
me in my echo chamber
inside me are three wolves. they all have track lighting and are named mark, rick, and steve.
November 20, 2024 at 10:17 PM
inside me are three wolves. they all have track lighting and are named mark, rick, and steve.
me leaving x for bluesky
November 17, 2024 at 6:21 PM
me leaving x for bluesky
It’s not Christmas until I listen to River by Joni Mitchell and cry into a Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cake.
November 17, 2024 at 3:04 PM
It’s not Christmas until I listen to River by Joni Mitchell and cry into a Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cake.
Truvy, there’s a Bluesky account in my purse!
November 17, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Truvy, there’s a Bluesky account in my purse!