@dlaw25.bsky.social
My ADHD brain at 10pm: I'm so tired. Just hold out for a couple more hours till I can crash out.
My ADHD brain at 12am: I should watch this video on how to rebuild my car's engine.
My ADHD brain at 12am: I should watch this video on how to rebuild my car's engine.
January 21, 2026 at 10:02 AM
My ADHD brain at 10pm: I'm so tired. Just hold out for a couple more hours till I can crash out.
My ADHD brain at 12am: I should watch this video on how to rebuild my car's engine.
My ADHD brain at 12am: I should watch this video on how to rebuild my car's engine.
Don't search for happiness.
Build your peace.
Build your peace.
January 7, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Don't search for happiness.
Build your peace.
Build your peace.
Republicans will worship anyone who will lie, cheat, and steal to get ahead. Even when they are the ones being cheated. To them, this is the American dream.
January 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Republicans will worship anyone who will lie, cheat, and steal to get ahead. Even when they are the ones being cheated. To them, this is the American dream.
We've all agreed to stop calling them "thongs", correct?
December 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
We've all agreed to stop calling them "thongs", correct?
Why does Dragula slap so hard and why haven't we come up with anything to surpass it?
December 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Why does Dragula slap so hard and why haven't we come up with anything to surpass it?
I just realized something. I'm using paper towels to clean up the water I spilled all over. I realize the paper towels cost money and I'm using them so I don't have to spend more money fixing floor boards or deal with mold. Home ownership is just paying money to not pay a shit load of money.
December 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I just realized something. I'm using paper towels to clean up the water I spilled all over. I realize the paper towels cost money and I'm using them so I don't have to spend more money fixing floor boards or deal with mold. Home ownership is just paying money to not pay a shit load of money.
For me, life has been a 43 year long lesson on how to be alone.
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
For me, life has been a 43 year long lesson on how to be alone.
The thing I love so much about naps is, that I'm so comfortable, I slip into unconsciousness.
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The thing I love so much about naps is, that I'm so comfortable, I slip into unconsciousness.
I must come off as an incompetent man, because, people always seem to think I don't know what I'm doing.
I'd like those people to know that they're wrong half the time.
I'd like those people to know that they're wrong half the time.
December 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I must come off as an incompetent man, because, people always seem to think I don't know what I'm doing.
I'd like those people to know that they're wrong half the time.
I'd like those people to know that they're wrong half the time.
My tiredness is full on my right side. I must move to the left now.
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My tiredness is full on my right side. I must move to the left now.
I just had a nightmare that I was 18 and was kidnapped from school by US military to be drafted into an army that swears loyalty to Trump, and not the constitution.
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I just had a nightmare that I was 18 and was kidnapped from school by US military to be drafted into an army that swears loyalty to Trump, and not the constitution.
Will we need heaven and hell after we nuke ourselves into extinction?
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Will we need heaven and hell after we nuke ourselves into extinction?
It must be the most annoying when the astronaut is criticized by the astronomer.
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It must be the most annoying when the astronaut is criticized by the astronomer.
I think, therefore I am. And, this is when all the trouble started.
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I think, therefore I am. And, this is when all the trouble started.
I look forward to the day I get to share my tattoos with all the others at the old folks home.
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I look forward to the day I get to share my tattoos with all the others at the old folks home.
My dad used to say "If you're going to be stupid, you better be tough."
I test out how tough I am often.
I test out how tough I am often.
October 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My dad used to say "If you're going to be stupid, you better be tough."
I test out how tough I am often.
I test out how tough I am often.
I always had to do things my own way. Those ways were wrong most of the time, but then they became learning opportunities. I probably could have saved a lot of time doing it "how it's supposed to be done." But, in the process, I've also learned how to solve those problems I created.
October 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I always had to do things my own way. Those ways were wrong most of the time, but then they became learning opportunities. I probably could have saved a lot of time doing it "how it's supposed to be done." But, in the process, I've also learned how to solve those problems I created.
I feel blacked-out tattoos are an obvious sign you have regrets.
September 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I feel blacked-out tattoos are an obvious sign you have regrets.
Morbid is the only humor I have left.
September 28, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Morbid is the only humor I have left.
When you get out of the shower, put your towel behind you, about to wrap yourself up in it, do you go full-eagle and say the line "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard!" Or, is that just me?
Tucking the junk is optional.
Tucking the junk is optional.
September 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
When you get out of the shower, put your towel behind you, about to wrap yourself up in it, do you go full-eagle and say the line "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard!" Or, is that just me?
Tucking the junk is optional.
Tucking the junk is optional.
Hey @markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Let me be the first to wish you and I, a happy birthday.
#HappyBirthdayMarkHamill
Let me be the first to wish you and I, a happy birthday.
#HappyBirthdayMarkHamill
September 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Hey @markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Let me be the first to wish you and I, a happy birthday.
#HappyBirthdayMarkHamill
Let me be the first to wish you and I, a happy birthday.
#HappyBirthdayMarkHamill
Pokémon cards are just nostalgia NFTs.
There, I said it. Fight me.
There, I said it. Fight me.
September 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Pokémon cards are just nostalgia NFTs.
There, I said it. Fight me.
There, I said it. Fight me.
Riddle me this - When does the difference of a minute mean the difference of almost an hour?
September 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Riddle me this - When does the difference of a minute mean the difference of almost an hour?
Can we get the Phillies Karen to retrieve the Epstein list? Use her powers for good.
September 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Can we get the Phillies Karen to retrieve the Epstein list? Use her powers for good.
Which Founding Father would challenge Trump to a duel first?
September 6, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Which Founding Father would challenge Trump to a duel first?