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@dkxkee.bsky.social
Kansas City, MO--Retired HS history & American government teacher, coach (mainly π), HS principal. Love dogs, books, travel, BBQ, Chiefs and Royals. I cuss a lot, so should you.
They should ask him for a comment on the viral video of him shitting himself in the Oval Office.
February 4, 2026 at 3:27 AM
They should ask him for a comment on the viral video of him shitting himself in the Oval Office.
Can't believe anyone in the Confederacy of Suck-ups would have the guts to actually tell him that.
February 4, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Can't believe anyone in the Confederacy of Suck-ups would have the guts to actually tell him that.
Our fur daughter is following Westminster with rapt attention.
February 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Our fur daughter is following Westminster with rapt attention.
The next question should have been, "Would you rather talk about the Epstein Files, or the viral video of you shitting yourself at an Oval Office function?"
February 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
The next question should have been, "Would you rather talk about the Epstein Files, or the viral video of you shitting yourself at an Oval Office function?"
There is only commonsense reform for ICE, Chuck.
Rip it to shreds.
Rip it to shreds.
February 3, 2026 at 11:49 PM
There is only commonsense reform for ICE, Chuck.
Rip it to shreds.
Rip it to shreds.
I'll bet it was somebody who played left field in Little League.
February 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I'll bet it was somebody who played left field in Little League.
Whole buncha ketchup about to hit the White House walls.
February 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Whole buncha ketchup about to hit the White House walls.
How bleak is our future when Mike Loony Tunes Lindell can pull 32% in any statewide race?
February 3, 2026 at 1:14 AM
How bleak is our future when Mike Loony Tunes Lindell can pull 32% in any statewide race?
Miller's ancestors wouldn't be from Transylvania, would they?
February 3, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Miller's ancestors wouldn't be from Transylvania, would they?
Up-close, high quality snuff films for Stephen Miller to watch in his darkened bedroom all night.
February 2, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Up-close, high quality snuff films for Stephen Miller to watch in his darkened bedroom all night.
Trump seems to think he still has a reputation that can be tarnished worse than it is now.
February 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Trump seems to think he still has a reputation that can be tarnished worse than it is now.
Most importantly, we need to vote every Republican out of office.
February 2, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Most importantly, we need to vote every Republican out of office.
Paper ballots take longer to count. The delay will be evidence of fraud. So we'll have seven recounts, so we won't have a final result for six weeks. And if his side doesn't win, it'll be a fraudy fraudy hoax! If his side wins, it'll be due to his heroic actions. So we now know the next ten months.
February 2, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Paper ballots take longer to count. The delay will be evidence of fraud. So we'll have seven recounts, so we won't have a final result for six weeks. And if his side doesn't win, it'll be a fraudy fraudy hoax! If his side wins, it'll be due to his heroic actions. So we now know the next ten months.
Maybe he's decided it spoils the view of the Golden Arches he plans on building.
February 2, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Maybe he's decided it spoils the view of the Golden Arches he plans on building.
He's convinced that being President means the entire country belongs to him.
February 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
He's convinced that being President means the entire country belongs to him.
Great answer! Give her a fifth-place medal!
February 2, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Great answer! Give her a fifth-place medal!
Who will investigate at what point in her life she went insane?
February 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Who will investigate at what point in her life she went insane?
East Wing 2.0
February 1, 2026 at 11:34 PM
East Wing 2.0
I could totally see Miller/Noem/Homan/Trump throwing the public a bone and turning over all three to local officials--in the interest of "transparency" and "accountability," you know. They'd be more than willing to sacrifice Latino agents.
February 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I could totally see Miller/Noem/Homan/Trump throwing the public a bone and turning over all three to local officials--in the interest of "transparency" and "accountability," you know. They'd be more than willing to sacrifice Latino agents.
Same way the right-wingnuts' books always make the top ten bestseller lists. Some PAC buys them up and then they wind up who knows where.
February 1, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Same way the right-wingnuts' books always make the top ten bestseller lists. Some PAC buys them up and then they wind up who knows where.
February 1, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Yep, we're dropping like a rock.
February 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Yep, we're dropping like a rock.
They'll pay their house servants a little extra to march for them.
Probably some Arby's coupons.
Probably some Arby's coupons.
February 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
They'll pay their house servants a little extra to march for them.
Probably some Arby's coupons.
Probably some Arby's coupons.
They think they're infallible like the Pope, and if they choose to assault or murder you, then rest assured that you by damn deserve it.
February 1, 2026 at 4:48 AM
They think they're infallible like the Pope, and if they choose to assault or murder you, then rest assured that you by damn deserve it.
A Trump documentary the world might be verrrry interested in.
February 1, 2026 at 3:34 AM
A Trump documentary the world might be verrrry interested in.