@djzouain.bsky.social
Building a social media account for a client and Facebook restricted it because it thought that I was a computer so it asks me for a phone number and ID so I can prove to the computer that I'm not a computer too....
wut...
wut...
June 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Building a social media account for a client and Facebook restricted it because it thought that I was a computer so it asks me for a phone number and ID so I can prove to the computer that I'm not a computer too....
wut...
wut...
Just spent 30 min playing guitar and what the fuck happened to my hands??
Is this atrophy??
It's gonna hurt to get back into playing music.
Is this atrophy??
It's gonna hurt to get back into playing music.
May 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Just spent 30 min playing guitar and what the fuck happened to my hands??
Is this atrophy??
It's gonna hurt to get back into playing music.
Is this atrophy??
It's gonna hurt to get back into playing music.
Now you Melon Felon dorks are in yer fee fees about 8647??
86 is a service industry term referring to removing an item from a dish, or a problematic person from a venue...
Unless you're in the Cosa Nostra, that is ALL that term means...
God you people are just the dumbest knucle draggers..
86 is a service industry term referring to removing an item from a dish, or a problematic person from a venue...
Unless you're in the Cosa Nostra, that is ALL that term means...
God you people are just the dumbest knucle draggers..
May 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Now you Melon Felon dorks are in yer fee fees about 8647??
86 is a service industry term referring to removing an item from a dish, or a problematic person from a venue...
Unless you're in the Cosa Nostra, that is ALL that term means...
God you people are just the dumbest knucle draggers..
86 is a service industry term referring to removing an item from a dish, or a problematic person from a venue...
Unless you're in the Cosa Nostra, that is ALL that term means...
God you people are just the dumbest knucle draggers..
Everyone wants a piece once the creativity pays off
—but they weren’t willing to take the risk when it was just a process, not a product.... and THAT's why "yesterday’s price is not today’s price".
—but they weren’t willing to take the risk when it was just a process, not a product.... and THAT's why "yesterday’s price is not today’s price".
May 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Everyone wants a piece once the creativity pays off
—but they weren’t willing to take the risk when it was just a process, not a product.... and THAT's why "yesterday’s price is not today’s price".
—but they weren’t willing to take the risk when it was just a process, not a product.... and THAT's why "yesterday’s price is not today’s price".
Woke Marxist Pope is the name of my new death metal band.
May 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Woke Marxist Pope is the name of my new death metal band.
Do yourself a favor. Go to public square dot com, and search your zip code. It'll tell you which businesses in your area signed up bc they hold MAGA values.
If they are there it's not a fluke. They apply to be there.
Thankfully I don't do business with any of the ones in my area.
#Publicsquare
If they are there it's not a fluke. They apply to be there.
Thankfully I don't do business with any of the ones in my area.
#Publicsquare
May 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Do yourself a favor. Go to public square dot com, and search your zip code. It'll tell you which businesses in your area signed up bc they hold MAGA values.
If they are there it's not a fluke. They apply to be there.
Thankfully I don't do business with any of the ones in my area.
#Publicsquare
If they are there it's not a fluke. They apply to be there.
Thankfully I don't do business with any of the ones in my area.
#Publicsquare
May the fourth of May be with you.
May 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
May the fourth of May be with you.
H1tl3r shuffled himself lose from the mortal coil 80 years ago today...So, like, you know... Sliver of hope?
April 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
H1tl3r shuffled himself lose from the mortal coil 80 years ago today...So, like, you know... Sliver of hope?
Cuarto en mano, culo en tierra.
April 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Cuarto en mano, culo en tierra.
Deadmau5 got blackout drunk during his B2B at Coachella 2nd weekend and had to get helped offstage. The footage is hilarious.
April 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Deadmau5 got blackout drunk during his B2B at Coachella 2nd weekend and had to get helped offstage. The footage is hilarious.
The people in the Drive-Thru who order slowly for 15 people turn me into someone I don't want to be
April 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The people in the Drive-Thru who order slowly for 15 people turn me into someone I don't want to be
Whether or not they put it out publicly is irrelevant...
When I hear one of my clients did the right thing by defending their employee and standing up for a marginalized group, you best believe they get some extra love.
#transrightsarehumanrights
When I hear one of my clients did the right thing by defending their employee and standing up for a marginalized group, you best believe they get some extra love.
#transrightsarehumanrights
April 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Whether or not they put it out publicly is irrelevant...
When I hear one of my clients did the right thing by defending their employee and standing up for a marginalized group, you best believe they get some extra love.
#transrightsarehumanrights
When I hear one of my clients did the right thing by defending their employee and standing up for a marginalized group, you best believe they get some extra love.
#transrightsarehumanrights
If you come to my socials talking shit when I barely remember who you are?
Bye bitch.
Bye bitch.
March 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If you come to my socials talking shit when I barely remember who you are?
Bye bitch.
Bye bitch.
So, Measles amirite??
I guess technically the next one WILL be a "plandemic" if you voted in the guy who exacerbated the last one.
I guess technically the next one WILL be a "plandemic" if you voted in the guy who exacerbated the last one.
March 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
So, Measles amirite??
I guess technically the next one WILL be a "plandemic" if you voted in the guy who exacerbated the last one.
I guess technically the next one WILL be a "plandemic" if you voted in the guy who exacerbated the last one.
Just got off the phone with someone that sounded like a voiceover recording.
I want to apologize to my friends who don't answer when I pick up sometimes.
Now I know how it feels when youre not sure if you're speaking to an automation.
I want to apologize to my friends who don't answer when I pick up sometimes.
Now I know how it feels when youre not sure if you're speaking to an automation.
February 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Just got off the phone with someone that sounded like a voiceover recording.
I want to apologize to my friends who don't answer when I pick up sometimes.
Now I know how it feels when youre not sure if you're speaking to an automation.
I want to apologize to my friends who don't answer when I pick up sometimes.
Now I know how it feels when youre not sure if you're speaking to an automation.
Eagles chose not to go to the White House. I'm a proud Pats fan but Go Eagles for that decision. #philadelphiaeagles
February 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Eagles chose not to go to the White House. I'm a proud Pats fan but Go Eagles for that decision. #philadelphiaeagles
Dude posted a picture of a wedding reception where he was deejaying using an iPad for music and an ipad for lights. no laptop in sight.
That shit gave me an anxiety attack.
That shit gave me an anxiety attack.
February 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Dude posted a picture of a wedding reception where he was deejaying using an iPad for music and an ipad for lights. no laptop in sight.
That shit gave me an anxiety attack.
That shit gave me an anxiety attack.
I might play Le Tigre tonight. Meet me under the Merita Bread sign in downtown Orlando!
February 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I might play Le Tigre tonight. Meet me under the Merita Bread sign in downtown Orlando!
If what he did was a Roman salute, then this is a Roman face massage...
February 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
If what he did was a Roman salute, then this is a Roman face massage...
I wonder how Elon is spending his first presidents day...
February 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I wonder how Elon is spending his first presidents day...
To my church friends who have yet to mute me: What time do you people get out these days?
I'm trying to coordinate my supermarket runs and I don't want to do it during the week anymore.
I'm trying to coordinate my supermarket runs and I don't want to do it during the week anymore.
February 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
To my church friends who have yet to mute me: What time do you people get out these days?
I'm trying to coordinate my supermarket runs and I don't want to do it during the week anymore.
I'm trying to coordinate my supermarket runs and I don't want to do it during the week anymore.
Stop sending me this shit. See you tonight.
February 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Stop sending me this shit. See you tonight.
I got a goodie bag from fairvilla and this candy tastes like crap...
February 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I got a goodie bag from fairvilla and this candy tastes like crap...
"they got us fucked up and Elon we know what that was , yeah " -Macklemore ,Fucked up
February 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"they got us fucked up and Elon we know what that was , yeah " -Macklemore ,Fucked up
Domino's has a tik tok ad that has a pop-up that looks identical to one for the The tik tok ban.
If only their pizza was as good as your advertising.... Lol
If only their pizza was as good as your advertising.... Lol
February 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Domino's has a tik tok ad that has a pop-up that looks identical to one for the The tik tok ban.
If only their pizza was as good as your advertising.... Lol
If only their pizza was as good as your advertising.... Lol