Kind of messed up how we have to eventually tell kids that Santa isn't real, but then have to pretend like Jesus isn't made up either.
December 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Kind of messed up how we have to eventually tell kids that Santa isn't real, but then have to pretend like Jesus isn't made up either.
Upgraded to Alexa+ but I was expecting her to sound... bigger.
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Upgraded to Alexa+ but I was expecting her to sound... bigger.
Hot take: I don't want the Mariners to win a world series because then I'll have nothing left to live for.
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hot take: I don't want the Mariners to win a world series because then I'll have nothing left to live for.
Men don't have friends. We just have other guys we do hobbies with.
November 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Men don't have friends. We just have other guys we do hobbies with.
Shout out to Wikipedia and Craigslist for keeping the exact same format and UI this whole time. You're literally the only consistency I have in my life anymore.
October 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Shout out to Wikipedia and Craigslist for keeping the exact same format and UI this whole time. You're literally the only consistency I have in my life anymore.
I'm going to start a Third Eye Blind cover band and call it Thirty Third Eye Blind
September 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I'm going to start a Third Eye Blind cover band and call it Thirty Third Eye Blind
That feeling when you clean up all your cat's puke, but then step in that one spot you missed.
September 4, 2025 at 7:44 AM
That feeling when you clean up all your cat's puke, but then step in that one spot you missed.
Actually so relieved AI is gonna be taking the wheel soon. Humans just ain't it.
August 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Actually so relieved AI is gonna be taking the wheel soon. Humans just ain't it.
Not sure if storm trooper or soccer player 🤔
August 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Not sure if storm trooper or soccer player 🤔
Anyone else leave a single, dirty pot in the kitchen sink, just for the aesthetics of it?
August 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Anyone else leave a single, dirty pot in the kitchen sink, just for the aesthetics of it?
Anyone else think we got too many arrows going on here?
August 1, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Anyone else think we got too many arrows going on here?
Just got a new haircut. It's gonna look so good in a couple weeks.
June 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Just got a new haircut. It's gonna look so good in a couple weeks.
The masculine urge to slowly bleed out here
February 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The masculine urge to slowly bleed out here
You know things are looking bad when the only people who will hire you are ISIS.
January 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
You know things are looking bad when the only people who will hire you are ISIS.
A Quiet Place, but everyone has really bad gas
January 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
A Quiet Place, but everyone has really bad gas
Is glitter recyclable though?
January 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Is glitter recyclable though?
A coyote caught a crow in front of my house today. If that's not a bad omen I don't know what is.
December 23, 2024 at 7:48 AM
A coyote caught a crow in front of my house today. If that's not a bad omen I don't know what is.
First post! Pls ignore
November 17, 2024 at 5:12 AM
First post! Pls ignore