Matt Bradley "DividedByXiro"
@dividedbyxiro.bsky.social
Lovely seeing the Northern Lights tonight in northeast Arkansas
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Lovely seeing the Northern Lights tonight in northeast Arkansas
Trying to brush up on some Dungeon Crawl Classics rules, and CAT decides to join in.🐱🧙♂️
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Trying to brush up on some Dungeon Crawl Classics rules, and CAT decides to join in.🐱🧙♂️
Old and busted: "Throw all the billionaires into an active volcano."
New hotness: "Let's toss Elon into a space capsule, and launch it directly into the Sun!"
New hotness: "Let's toss Elon into a space capsule, and launch it directly into the Sun!"
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Old and busted: "Throw all the billionaires into an active volcano."
New hotness: "Let's toss Elon into a space capsule, and launch it directly into the Sun!"
New hotness: "Let's toss Elon into a space capsule, and launch it directly into the Sun!"
I have an old Nintendo lunchbox on my shelf.
Dumbcat has decided to turn it into another hiding spot.
(Yes it's stained from years of use by the previous owner. It's not dirty, it's "well-loved")
Dumbcat has decided to turn it into another hiding spot.
(Yes it's stained from years of use by the previous owner. It's not dirty, it's "well-loved")
November 2, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I have an old Nintendo lunchbox on my shelf.
Dumbcat has decided to turn it into another hiding spot.
(Yes it's stained from years of use by the previous owner. It's not dirty, it's "well-loved")
Dumbcat has decided to turn it into another hiding spot.
(Yes it's stained from years of use by the previous owner. It's not dirty, it's "well-loved")
Note to future self:
When your employer is hosting a chili cook-off on Halloween, don't wear a mask that makes it difficult to eat.
When your employer is hosting a chili cook-off on Halloween, don't wear a mask that makes it difficult to eat.
October 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Note to future self:
When your employer is hosting a chili cook-off on Halloween, don't wear a mask that makes it difficult to eat.
When your employer is hosting a chili cook-off on Halloween, don't wear a mask that makes it difficult to eat.
In an alternate universe, Orange Cassidy and PAC would make a great tag team.
October 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
In an alternate universe, Orange Cassidy and PAC would make a great tag team.
Finishing last night's episode of AEW Dynamite.
Nice to see Jurassic Express together again, but.... Is Jack Perry still a heel?
He gets to be evil *AND* have a pet dinosaur‽
#LifeGoals
Nice to see Jurassic Express together again, but.... Is Jack Perry still a heel?
He gets to be evil *AND* have a pet dinosaur‽
#LifeGoals
October 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Finishing last night's episode of AEW Dynamite.
Nice to see Jurassic Express together again, but.... Is Jack Perry still a heel?
He gets to be evil *AND* have a pet dinosaur‽
#LifeGoals
Nice to see Jurassic Express together again, but.... Is Jack Perry still a heel?
He gets to be evil *AND* have a pet dinosaur‽
#LifeGoals
Happy Banned Books Week!
Might I suggest "Angels Before Man"? It's a queer retelling of the fall of Lucifer, with creative inspiration from Christian mythology. A great book for those who want their smut to be a little more blasphemous.
It's on Hoopla for free, both the eBook and audiobook.
Might I suggest "Angels Before Man"? It's a queer retelling of the fall of Lucifer, with creative inspiration from Christian mythology. A great book for those who want their smut to be a little more blasphemous.
It's on Hoopla for free, both the eBook and audiobook.
October 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Happy Banned Books Week!
Might I suggest "Angels Before Man"? It's a queer retelling of the fall of Lucifer, with creative inspiration from Christian mythology. A great book for those who want their smut to be a little more blasphemous.
It's on Hoopla for free, both the eBook and audiobook.
Might I suggest "Angels Before Man"? It's a queer retelling of the fall of Lucifer, with creative inspiration from Christian mythology. A great book for those who want their smut to be a little more blasphemous.
It's on Hoopla for free, both the eBook and audiobook.
Reinstalled Rune Factory 4.
You know it's a nice cozy game when "Sleeping" is one of your trainable skills 🥱
You know it's a nice cozy game when "Sleeping" is one of your trainable skills 🥱
October 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Reinstalled Rune Factory 4.
You know it's a nice cozy game when "Sleeping" is one of your trainable skills 🥱
You know it's a nice cozy game when "Sleeping" is one of your trainable skills 🥱
"It's kind of annoying when wrestlers bring legit deadly weapons into a match, and I as the viewer know that it's not going to ACTUALLY get used."
(enter Darby with a flamethrower aimed at Mox)
"NEVERMIND! These two are insane enough that I have no idea what they're gonna do."
(enter Darby with a flamethrower aimed at Mox)
"NEVERMIND! These two are insane enough that I have no idea what they're gonna do."
September 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
"It's kind of annoying when wrestlers bring legit deadly weapons into a match, and I as the viewer know that it's not going to ACTUALLY get used."
(enter Darby with a flamethrower aimed at Mox)
"NEVERMIND! These two are insane enough that I have no idea what they're gonna do."
(enter Darby with a flamethrower aimed at Mox)
"NEVERMIND! These two are insane enough that I have no idea what they're gonna do."
You can take my Tylenol when you can pry it from my cold, dead, hyper-fixated, poor impulse-controlled, socially awkward hands!
September 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
You can take my Tylenol when you can pry it from my cold, dead, hyper-fixated, poor impulse-controlled, socially awkward hands!
Dumbcat likes to "hide" under the foot stool with her toys.
September 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Dumbcat likes to "hide" under the foot stool with her toys.
I think Cat is jealous of our ability to use opposable thumbs to play video games.
August 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I think Cat is jealous of our ability to use opposable thumbs to play video games.
A great day of playing X-Crawl!
Sadly, our poor cleric Jessica the Second Jr was crushed in half by a giant Dire-Crab. But I hope in her dying moments, she found comfort knowing that the rest of her team made a lot of money.
Including her replacement, Jessica the Second Jr Jr!
🦀💀 🤷♂️💰
Sadly, our poor cleric Jessica the Second Jr was crushed in half by a giant Dire-Crab. But I hope in her dying moments, she found comfort knowing that the rest of her team made a lot of money.
Including her replacement, Jessica the Second Jr Jr!
🦀💀 🤷♂️💰
August 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
A great day of playing X-Crawl!
Sadly, our poor cleric Jessica the Second Jr was crushed in half by a giant Dire-Crab. But I hope in her dying moments, she found comfort knowing that the rest of her team made a lot of money.
Including her replacement, Jessica the Second Jr Jr!
🦀💀 🤷♂️💰
Sadly, our poor cleric Jessica the Second Jr was crushed in half by a giant Dire-Crab. But I hope in her dying moments, she found comfort knowing that the rest of her team made a lot of money.
Including her replacement, Jessica the Second Jr Jr!
🦀💀 🤷♂️💰
Cat while walking past her cat-tree: *meh*
Cat when she sees a random piece of lint: "OMG BEST THING EVER DON'T COME NEAR ME IT'S MINE!!!!!"
Cat when she sees a random piece of lint: "OMG BEST THING EVER DON'T COME NEAR ME IT'S MINE!!!!!"
August 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Cat while walking past her cat-tree: *meh*
Cat when she sees a random piece of lint: "OMG BEST THING EVER DON'T COME NEAR ME IT'S MINE!!!!!"
Cat when she sees a random piece of lint: "OMG BEST THING EVER DON'T COME NEAR ME IT'S MINE!!!!!"
I take back every nice thing I've said about this cat.
She fell asleep during wrestling! Does she have no appreciation for the finer arts‽
She fell asleep during wrestling! Does she have no appreciation for the finer arts‽
August 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I take back every nice thing I've said about this cat.
She fell asleep during wrestling! Does she have no appreciation for the finer arts‽
She fell asleep during wrestling! Does she have no appreciation for the finer arts‽
Reinstalling Stardew Valley
It's time to seduce villagers and chew bubble gum! And I've got plenty of bubblegum.
It's time to seduce villagers and chew bubble gum! And I've got plenty of bubblegum.
August 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Reinstalling Stardew Valley
It's time to seduce villagers and chew bubble gum! And I've got plenty of bubblegum.
It's time to seduce villagers and chew bubble gum! And I've got plenty of bubblegum.
Cat has a spot on her neck she won't stop scratching.
So Abby had to get her a pillow to go around her neck, like the cones the vets give.
Doesn't she look so stupid! 🥹
So Abby had to get her a pillow to go around her neck, like the cones the vets give.
Doesn't she look so stupid! 🥹
August 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Cat has a spot on her neck she won't stop scratching.
So Abby had to get her a pillow to go around her neck, like the cones the vets give.
Doesn't she look so stupid! 🥹
So Abby had to get her a pillow to go around her neck, like the cones the vets give.
Doesn't she look so stupid! 🥹
Cat has discovered plastic bags!
(Once she finally lost interest, we took the bag away and closed up the closet where we keep them. Letting her play with them unsupervised might be dangerous?)
(Once she finally lost interest, we took the bag away and closed up the closet where we keep them. Letting her play with them unsupervised might be dangerous?)
July 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Cat has discovered plastic bags!
(Once she finally lost interest, we took the bag away and closed up the closet where we keep them. Letting her play with them unsupervised might be dangerous?)
(Once she finally lost interest, we took the bag away and closed up the closet where we keep them. Letting her play with them unsupervised might be dangerous?)
That strange and rare moment when your kid overhears you listening to music, and he not only *doesn't hate* it.... But he LIKES it enough to add it to his own playlist!
Parenting win? 🤷♂️
Parenting win? 🤷♂️
July 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
That strange and rare moment when your kid overhears you listening to music, and he not only *doesn't hate* it.... But he LIKES it enough to add it to his own playlist!
Parenting win? 🤷♂️
Parenting win? 🤷♂️
Against my better judgement, I recently let the kids get a cat.
We are now a cat family. 🙃🐈
We are now a cat family. 🙃🐈
July 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Against my better judgement, I recently let the kids get a cat.
We are now a cat family. 🙃🐈
We are now a cat family. 🙃🐈
Helped Heather pick out her first set of dice at Game Fest. Thanks to Roll Your Stats for having a great selection, and for patiently waiting for us to find the perfect shades of smokey pink and purple.
July 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Helped Heather pick out her first set of dice at Game Fest. Thanks to Roll Your Stats for having a great selection, and for patiently waiting for us to find the perfect shades of smokey pink and purple.
Photo dump from Game Fest.
Already looking forward to next year!
Already looking forward to next year!
July 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Photo dump from Game Fest.
Already looking forward to next year!
Already looking forward to next year!
Just made it home from another fantastic weekend with Heather at NEA Game Fest.
Cats were booped. 🐱
Clocktowers were bloodied. 😈
Dungeons were classically crawled. 🗡️
Natural 1s were rolled... many of them. 💀
And money was raised for a fantastic group in support of the library. 🥳📚
Cats were booped. 🐱
Clocktowers were bloodied. 😈
Dungeons were classically crawled. 🗡️
Natural 1s were rolled... many of them. 💀
And money was raised for a fantastic group in support of the library. 🥳📚
July 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Just made it home from another fantastic weekend with Heather at NEA Game Fest.
Cats were booped. 🐱
Clocktowers were bloodied. 😈
Dungeons were classically crawled. 🗡️
Natural 1s were rolled... many of them. 💀
And money was raised for a fantastic group in support of the library. 🥳📚
Cats were booped. 🐱
Clocktowers were bloodied. 😈
Dungeons were classically crawled. 🗡️
Natural 1s were rolled... many of them. 💀
And money was raised for a fantastic group in support of the library. 🥳📚
When there's a boardgame convention happening across town while you're stuck at work.
💻😒 🎲
💻😒 🎲
July 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
When there's a boardgame convention happening across town while you're stuck at work.
💻😒 🎲
💻😒 🎲