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J. Ichabod Whateley
@divershands.bsky.social
Purveyor of Perverse and Pulchritudinous Prevarications

Whisky Gremlin

Very Funny Clown
Tonight’s post shift reading provided by the ever enlightening* @nmamatas.bsky.social and his most recent work ‘Kalivas! Or, Another Tempest’.

*Enlightening in that every damned piece of his work sends me down a rabbit hole of reading up on weird heresies, forgotten philosophies, or Greek history.
February 7, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Tonight’s post shift bar read is @tvayyyy.bsky.social ‘The El’. Sadly, I’ve never seen an Old Style for sale in Oregon, so I settled for a local lager that embraces its trash roots. And Larceny. Obviously.
January 18, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Finally cracking open the latest by Thomas Pynchon - an author whose body of work consumed most of my collegiate education. Still spend more time than is probably healthy thinking about bad jokes and dumb song lyrics after all these years…
December 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Tonight’s break from reality is brought to us by @wnwagner.bsky.social ‘Girl In the Creek’. Sorry to take so long to get to this one Wendy, the TBR pile is an ever growing monster of awesome.
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Finished @kashana.blacksky.app “The Payback” tonight, which keeps being billed as a heist novel. But it’s not really that. It’s a brilliant character study on aging black women, and their relationships, their hangups, and their blindspots. It’s a book about learning how to grow, and knowing anger.
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Released later than I would have liked, but today I can unveil our Fall/Winter cocktail menu! Inspired by such fine authors as @ericlarocca.bsky.social , @horrorsong.blog , @haileypiperfights.bsky.social , @goresorcerer.bsky.social , @scumbelievable.bsky.social , and Poppy Z. Brite! Read more horror
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Just finished ‘King of Ashes’ by @blacktopkid.bsky.social and what a beautifully perfect “moral” noir tale. ‘Breaking Bad’ tried to be this, but was soft enough to let familial characters live. Cosby gives us a brilliant man, who lets all that he wanted to save, die or run away, to become himself.
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Jan Potocki and Thomas Pynchon are two (of probably many) names for the same author. Potocki was unsuccessful in killing the immortal wolf inside, and resigned himself to writing hyper convoluted fictional narratives. Then the 20th century came round and he had to hide from press and film as Pynchon
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Many thanks to Broadway Books for hosting @wnwagner.bsky.social & @keithrosson.bsky.social in discussion. It is always a pleasure to hear authors discuss their craft. Also: fantastically curated collection of books in a tiny space. Support your local independent bookstore.
October 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Doing it proper outside T. C. O’Leary’s with @keithrosson.bsky.social ‘The Devil By Name’. While ‘Fever House’ was gritty crime leaning into horror, this feels like old school King character development and world building. Bloody great.
September 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Tonight ‘s post shift reading is brought to us by @apocalypseparty.bsky.social and @horrorsong.blog . Only two stories deep into ‘Convulsive’, but gods the bloody prose! From fever dream faerie tale to suburban bereavement and back again. Outstanding fiction.
September 4, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Presenting the ‘We Like It Cherry’ cocktail. Bacon fat washed Clear Creek kirschwasser, Luxardo liqueur, Luxardo syrup, Angostura orange bitters. Served on a large ice cube with suggestively placed Luxardo cherry. Many thanks to @jacymorris.bsky.social for the inspiration!
August 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Tonight’s post shift reading is Frederic S. Durbin’s ‘The Country Under Heaven’. Lush colloquial prose of nature and nurture, regaling us with high strange mythic western weirdness. So far it is a fucking delight.
August 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Tonight’s post shift reading brought to us by our friendly neighborhood art collective @helioscopepdx.bsky.social - in particular @stevelieberart.bsky.social and @nathanfairbairn.bsky.social (and I guess @mattfraction.bsky.social even if he’s writing some silly bat book now). Jimmy Olsen is the best
August 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Today’s necessary distraction is brought to us by @goresorcerer.bsky.social (and @tenebrouspress.bsky.social who foolishly gifted me a copy). ‘Puppet’s Banquet’ thus far is a demented little mind fuck, with absolutely gorgeous descriptions of the Irish countryside. And gore. Truly beautiful gore.
August 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Today’s reading weirdness is brought to us by @dangerslater.bsky.social ‘s ‘Moonfellows’. So far it is funny as fuck, which makes the anticipation for the terrible that much more delectable.
August 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Not only is this a brilliant collection of deeply fucked up regional horror with pitch perfect voice, it is also really funny. Like, really, really funny in places. Go get’ chu some.
July 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Afternoon reading by @casskhaw.bsky.social . Not only is the physical book of ‘The Library at Hellebore’ a gorgeous work of art (those endpapers, those glorious indigo sprayed edges), but it is chock full of one of my favorite prose stylists words. No one writes more beautiful scenes of cannibalism.
July 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Midway through @goresorcerer.bsky.social ‘Decrepit Ritual’ from @ghoulish.bsky.social , and fuck me but it is a twisted delight. A framed narrative in second person slowly bleeding into an ultra-violent technicolor euroshlock gorefest of exquisite prose. My crit-lit-nerd/genre-fuckery heart is full.
July 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Today’s book haul courtesy of @dangerslater.bsky.social , @goresorcerer.bsky.social , & @matthewmitchell.bsky.social ! Shits about to get real weird out here!
July 17, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Post shift prose courtesy of the prolific scribe @sgj.bsky.social . Paired with a Buffalo Trace Single Barrel Select, obviously.
July 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Tonight’s post shift reading is the (thus far) phenomenal ‘Sky Full of Elephants’ by Cebo Campbell. Beautiful turns of phrase (his past work as a poet shines through his prose) and an oddly hopeful novel for these times.
July 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Tonight’s post shift reading is brought to us by @jacymorris.bsky.social and @tenebrouspress.bsky.social . This is absolutely not me gloating about having an early copy - this is research for a future cocktail. Nothing more than research…
July 3, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Many thanks to @margaret.bsky.social & @tangledwilderness.bsky.social for tonight’s whisky accompaniment.
June 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Just tore through “Sing, Behemoth, Sing” by K.E. Wolfe. A short of brilliant world building and obtuse storytelling. Suspect some of the images and ideas are going to linger for a bit.
May 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM