Dani 🤎
@divelovence.bsky.social
Queen of Cups ♛
27 ❁ student ❁ mom ❁ Black
✿ in need of a nap ✿
✿ vast music taste ✿
✿ interpreter to numbers, cards and stars ✿
27 ❁ student ❁ mom ❁ Black
✿ in need of a nap ✿
✿ vast music taste ✿
✿ interpreter to numbers, cards and stars ✿
You move different when your phone is insured. Those last few years without phone insurance were just as clumsy and twice as scary, I’m glad I got it back. 😭
January 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
You move different when your phone is insured. Those last few years without phone insurance were just as clumsy and twice as scary, I’m glad I got it back. 😭
Why does s everything need a login? I created an account just for one little thing the site said I could do and now I’m tryna change some shit on this delivery and it says I can’t do it, they scamming.
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Why does s everything need a login? I created an account just for one little thing the site said I could do and now I’m tryna change some shit on this delivery and it says I can’t do it, they scamming.
Hmmmm are they a control freak or have you been so unhelpful that it’s easier for them to take over than answer your questions and provide step by step instructions and give you a crash course in everything and brief you on every tiny detail you missed because it makes a big difference and-
January 1, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Hmmmm are they a control freak or have you been so unhelpful that it’s easier for them to take over than answer your questions and provide step by step instructions and give you a crash course in everything and brief you on every tiny detail you missed because it makes a big difference and-
Something about a HDHP just screams money and confidence to me cause personally, the HD part stresses me tf out. 💀
December 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Something about a HDHP just screams money and confidence to me cause personally, the HD part stresses me tf out. 💀
Can we please bring back shame? 😭
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Can we please bring back shame? 😭
“My bad” feels like you don’t care.
“My fault” feels like you took accountability for something small.
“I apologize” feels like you said it because you had to.
“I’m sorry” feels like you mean it.
“My fault” feels like you took accountability for something small.
“I apologize” feels like you said it because you had to.
“I’m sorry” feels like you mean it.
December 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
“My bad” feels like you don’t care.
“My fault” feels like you took accountability for something small.
“I apologize” feels like you said it because you had to.
“I’m sorry” feels like you mean it.
“My fault” feels like you took accountability for something small.
“I apologize” feels like you said it because you had to.
“I’m sorry” feels like you mean it.
Some of the trainings at my job are like sitcom shorts and they’re actually funny 😭
December 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Some of the trainings at my job are like sitcom shorts and they’re actually funny 😭
How come every time people discuss traditional family dynamics the narrative is that they’re dying because of women???? Be so fucking fr, inflation is a mfer and unless you’re paying all her bills and y’all are living in ACTUAL comfort you don’t get to demand a fucking housewife!
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
How come every time people discuss traditional family dynamics the narrative is that they’re dying because of women???? Be so fucking fr, inflation is a mfer and unless you’re paying all her bills and y’all are living in ACTUAL comfort you don’t get to demand a fucking housewife!
That XXL wine had me entirely fucked up last night and I don’t mean drunk, I mean heartburn.
December 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
That XXL wine had me entirely fucked up last night and I don’t mean drunk, I mean heartburn.
Radical unschooling!? I don’t understand how as a society, we can so accurately point out issues but the solutions be so far from anything remotely productive. We need major adjustment but not complete and utter destruction.
December 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Radical unschooling!? I don’t understand how as a society, we can so accurately point out issues but the solutions be so far from anything remotely productive. We need major adjustment but not complete and utter destruction.
I’m so happy to be going back to work and working outside the house. I’m finna correct these dynamics and I’m not sorry to burst your bubble because I intentionally fucking stomped on it.
December 28, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I’m so happy to be going back to work and working outside the house. I’m finna correct these dynamics and I’m not sorry to burst your bubble because I intentionally fucking stomped on it.
The things white people get in a frenzy about… like how do FDA regulations on steak chap your ass so bad?
December 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The things white people get in a frenzy about… like how do FDA regulations on steak chap your ass so bad?
I want to sleep but it’s not giving that it’s gonna happen for me
December 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I want to sleep but it’s not giving that it’s gonna happen for me
The placebo affect is always funny 🤭
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The placebo affect is always funny 🤭
I truly prefer bimbo culture over the “I’m just a girl” narrative.
December 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I truly prefer bimbo culture over the “I’m just a girl” narrative.
I don’t understand what kind of car accident causes a metal fence to look like a tumbleweed. 😟
December 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I don’t understand what kind of car accident causes a metal fence to look like a tumbleweed. 😟
Why do hot wings smell so good?
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Why do hot wings smell so good?
We took family pictures today and I didn’t expect to take couples photos but we did and it’s always such a loving experience taking pictures with this man. I’ve never posed with someone and it felt like real love and intimacy
December 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
We took family pictures today and I didn’t expect to take couples photos but we did and it’s always such a loving experience taking pictures with this man. I’ve never posed with someone and it felt like real love and intimacy
I really enjoy that Facebook commercial with the Kiss gnomes. 😂
December 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I really enjoy that Facebook commercial with the Kiss gnomes. 😂
Me and the baby will probably be sharing snacks for life. I needed somebody to snack with and she’s good at this.
December 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Me and the baby will probably be sharing snacks for life. I needed somebody to snack with and she’s good at this.
I’ve had two different jobs making sandwiches and I like to think I know a little something about a sandwich.
So HEAR ME when I say no one needs a fully intact slice of onion on their shit. Pull them apart and spread them out like you have some decency.
So HEAR ME when I say no one needs a fully intact slice of onion on their shit. Pull them apart and spread them out like you have some decency.
December 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’ve had two different jobs making sandwiches and I like to think I know a little something about a sandwich.
So HEAR ME when I say no one needs a fully intact slice of onion on their shit. Pull them apart and spread them out like you have some decency.
So HEAR ME when I say no one needs a fully intact slice of onion on their shit. Pull them apart and spread them out like you have some decency.
I couldn’t make it through 2025 without having to hear about onion boils?
December 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I couldn’t make it through 2025 without having to hear about onion boils?
I baked a heinous amount of butter cookies tonight and I’ve come to the conclusion that anything requiring you to use cookie cutters and a rolling pin is a labor of love. My feet are screaming
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I baked a heinous amount of butter cookies tonight and I’ve come to the conclusion that anything requiring you to use cookie cutters and a rolling pin is a labor of love. My feet are screaming
I just cannot justify paying $15 for cardamom
December 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I just cannot justify paying $15 for cardamom
Tryna run from me with my lotion in one hand and the lid in the other. This girl fell and launched the lid into the kitchen, now THAT is the laugh I needed 😂
December 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Tryna run from me with my lotion in one hand and the lid in the other. This girl fell and launched the lid into the kitchen, now THAT is the laugh I needed 😂