Ariana DiValentino
@divalentinope.bsky.social
Filmmaker and actor by day, lifestyle journo by other days
my pussy tastes
like pepsi cola
but he
drinks diet coke
like pepsi cola
but he
drinks diet coke
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
my pussy tastes
like pepsi cola
but he
drinks diet coke
like pepsi cola
but he
drinks diet coke
tbh feels a little odd that a radio show that’s only platforming the independent candidates and not the actual democratic mayoral nominee is allowed to advertise incessantly in taxis but OK SUZANNE MILLER
October 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
tbh feels a little odd that a radio show that’s only platforming the independent candidates and not the actual democratic mayoral nominee is allowed to advertise incessantly in taxis but OK SUZANNE MILLER
guess who's OHIO BOUND and HAPPY ABOUT IT!! #scriptsky #screenwriting
August 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
guess who's OHIO BOUND and HAPPY ABOUT IT!! #scriptsky #screenwriting
a man just poked my asscheek walking up the stairs at myrtle-broadway to “let me know” that my asscheek was showing. chivalry isn’t dead ladies <33333
July 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
a man just poked my asscheek walking up the stairs at myrtle-broadway to “let me know” that my asscheek was showing. chivalry isn’t dead ladies <33333
it only took 31 years of life but i have finally completed a first draft of a feature screenplay :)
now to finish a second draft before i’m eligible for medicare!
now to finish a second draft before i’m eligible for medicare!
July 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
it only took 31 years of life but i have finally completed a first draft of a feature screenplay :)
now to finish a second draft before i’m eligible for medicare!
now to finish a second draft before i’m eligible for medicare!
just remembered when a former IDF soldier in my acting class said that will smith open-hand slapping chris rock is “disgusting” because “violence is never justified”
July 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
just remembered when a former IDF soldier in my acting class said that will smith open-hand slapping chris rock is “disgusting” because “violence is never justified”
god i wish this app was twitter
July 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
god i wish this app was twitter
if the evangelicals get to teach their kids that humans and dinosaurs were pals or whatever, i just don’t see why i can’t teach my kids that this is the correct order of the planets and you’re suppressing our culture (gay) by insisting otherwise
July 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
if the evangelicals get to teach their kids that humans and dinosaurs were pals or whatever, i just don’t see why i can’t teach my kids that this is the correct order of the planets and you’re suppressing our culture (gay) by insisting otherwise
i think my wiring may be messed up because this breakfast sandwich tastes PERSISTENTLY like banana
July 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
i think my wiring may be messed up because this breakfast sandwich tastes PERSISTENTLY like banana
if there’s anything i know about men, it’s that they will make you watch it’s always sunny
June 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
if there’s anything i know about men, it’s that they will make you watch it’s always sunny
SOS a man is making me listen to stairway to heaven
June 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
SOS a man is making me listen to stairway to heaven
bushwick is a place where you will see the most beautiful woman you have ever laid eyes on dressed like she just fell out of her little brother’s hamper
May 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
bushwick is a place where you will see the most beautiful woman you have ever laid eyes on dressed like she just fell out of her little brother’s hamper
working on a lightly investigative piece and everyone is already so mad at me. consider not becoming a journalist if this is a problem for you
May 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
working on a lightly investigative piece and everyone is already so mad at me. consider not becoming a journalist if this is a problem for you
i swear to god, you guys, they’ve invented dip for athletes
May 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
i swear to god, you guys, they’ve invented dip for athletes
now see this is exactly why i didn’t join the brooklyn cyclones cheer team
Jordon Hudson apparently left her cheer team due to a “slow, exterior erasure of my strong, individual identity.”
That’s One Way to Quit Your Adult Cheer Squad
Jordon Hudson apparently left her cheer team due to a “slow, exterior erasure of my strong, individual identity.”
www.thecut.com
May 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
now see this is exactly why i didn’t join the brooklyn cyclones cheer team
absolute slut of a man next to me on the train (doing the nyt crossword)
May 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
absolute slut of a man next to me on the train (doing the nyt crossword)
this phenomenon of non-catholic conservatives fundamentally failing to grasp that the first cultural principle of catholicism is "father knows best" is evergreen humor
May 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
this phenomenon of non-catholic conservatives fundamentally failing to grasp that the first cultural principle of catholicism is "father knows best" is evergreen humor
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April 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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@jonathankesh.bsky.social i misread your bio as “mormon enthusiast” and was like howwww has this never come up
March 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
@jonathankesh.bsky.social i misread your bio as “mormon enthusiast” and was like howwww has this never come up
is lil tracy ok?
March 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
is lil tracy ok?
please do not do this
March 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
please do not do this
Reposted by Ariana DiValentino
No Other Land wins Best Documentary Feature (the film is still without US distribution) #Oscars www.indiewire.com/awards/resul...
March 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
No Other Land wins Best Documentary Feature (the film is still without US distribution) #Oscars www.indiewire.com/awards/resul...
isabella rossellini wearing a blue velvet gown must be a nod to david lynch, no?
March 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
isabella rossellini wearing a blue velvet gown must be a nod to david lynch, no?
spotted in the newark airport: this guy using wildly improper glassware for sparkling wine
February 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
spotted in the newark airport: this guy using wildly improper glassware for sparkling wine