Yurodiviye Captain
@district20captain.bsky.social
Call me whatever you like ⋮⚙⋮ I invent Harmless devices, and solve criminal cases. If my work is needed, meet me at┆REDACTED┆𖤉Parody. Not affiliated PM𖤉
//Used to be a dead parody acc of 'The Carnival' now changed.
//Used to be a dead parody acc of 'The Carnival' now changed.
Boiiii
You are so jiggy with it, keep on shaking.
You are so jiggy with it, keep on shaking.
August 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Boiiii
You are so jiggy with it, keep on shaking.
You are so jiggy with it, keep on shaking.
Laaaa~la~la~la~traaaa~la~la~la~la~la~la~laaaaa!
August 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Laaaa~la~la~la~traaaa~la~la~la~la~la~la~laaaaa!
Traaaa~la~la~la~la~la~la!
August 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Traaaa~la~la~la~la~la~la!
Just got my ass beaten by those damn people from a bus or something.
I didn't know their tremor team was much stronger than mine.... Fuck.
I didn't know their tremor team was much stronger than mine.... Fuck.
August 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Just got my ass beaten by those damn people from a bus or something.
I didn't know their tremor team was much stronger than mine.... Fuck.
I didn't know their tremor team was much stronger than mine.... Fuck.
Oh, tootsie rolls!
July 31, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Oh, tootsie rolls!
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Xue Pan just fed an ableist to the sweepers.
June 17, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Xue Pan just fed an ableist to the sweepers.
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Sonya released an apology video.
June 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Sonya released an apology video.
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I just snorted some sawdust powder and now my nose is red as the eye can see.
...Just don't ask for reasons why i did such things.
...Just don't ask for reasons why i did such things.
June 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I just snorted some sawdust powder and now my nose is red as the eye can see.
...Just don't ask for reasons why i did such things.
...Just don't ask for reasons why i did such things.
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This is how big my cat is btw. It's not that he"s fat he's just. Big
June 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This is how big my cat is btw. It's not that he"s fat he's just. Big
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Did this every time when i had the chance. It works wonderfully as intended.
June 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Did this every time when i had the chance. It works wonderfully as intended.
ALL OF MY INVENTIONS ARE ALL GONE!!!!!
June 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
ALL OF MY INVENTIONS ARE ALL GONE!!!!!
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Wow. This app sure's interesting to say the least, huh? In any case... I'm Kevin. Knight of Despair is very cool. That's it.
Oh, and yes... I do have a long hair (its natural). Don't mistaken me for the opposite gender, i'll make holes all over your body if you did.
Oh, and yes... I do have a long hair (its natural). Don't mistaken me for the opposite gender, i'll make holes all over your body if you did.
June 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Wow. This app sure's interesting to say the least, huh? In any case... I'm Kevin. Knight of Despair is very cool. That's it.
Oh, and yes... I do have a long hair (its natural). Don't mistaken me for the opposite gender, i'll make holes all over your body if you did.
Oh, and yes... I do have a long hair (its natural). Don't mistaken me for the opposite gender, i'll make holes all over your body if you did.
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//canto 9: the unsevering
June 13, 2025 at 12:24 PM
//canto 9: the unsevering
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Ever meet Locke? They are kinda like you
June 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Ever meet Locke? They are kinda like you
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Literally T Corp the game
June 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Literally T Corp the game
Oh, jolly gee!
June 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Oh, jolly gee!
Hey, just sort of wondering about something... Is there any potential buyers outside of T Corp to bought my inventions? I might be only making small ones but i will definitely be interested if there's any.
I gotta sell them 'cause those darn collectors are gonna be coming here soon in a week...
I gotta sell them 'cause those darn collectors are gonna be coming here soon in a week...
June 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Hey, just sort of wondering about something... Is there any potential buyers outside of T Corp to bought my inventions? I might be only making small ones but i will definitely be interested if there's any.
I gotta sell them 'cause those darn collectors are gonna be coming here soon in a week...
I gotta sell them 'cause those darn collectors are gonna be coming here soon in a week...
Remember to pray for the Saint that have bring many changes to this world! Changes that the many people of the City needs!
June 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Remember to pray for the Saint that have bring many changes to this world! Changes that the many people of the City needs!