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distractionsyum.bsky.social
🔞 put that man in situations
@distractionsyum.bsky.social
🔞 NSFW acct !! early 30s, he/him
Do not refer to me by any name.

Minors under 18yrs old, or people w/o age in bio who try to follow me will be Blocked !!

metalcrasg
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I pledge allegiance to the strap
I haven't talked much about it on my SFW acct, but I've also taken up a new commitment/longterm hobby this year (learning guitar) so I may also just generally draw+write less overall so I can give myself a lot of time to practice (either that or me coping with my dogshit time management/blindness)
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
not particularly motivated to draw lately, but let it be known.... I miss Mateus and Craig
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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(soldier voice) i will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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hold me,
the embrace of your arms feel comforting <3
July 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Deadass those two Wilybots mean so much more to me personally than they EVER have to literally anyone at Cpcm in this day and age. They could NEVER take away my beautiful boys. If they take up an issue with AO3, I'm going to war /JOKING
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
THEY WOULD LITERALLY HAVE TO TAKE MTLCRSH YAOI + THEIR NSFW AWAY FROM MY COLD DEAD LIFELESS BODY. FUCK YOU CPCM
November 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Telling them precisely what they can do!
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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fuck yoy fapcom get clwnmn cock in ya face
November 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
mods (mtlmn), eat that cute man out until he gushes huh what who said that
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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guwhhh uhhh, rushed but tumby 2,,,,,,penar out edition
November 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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This is a really vulnerable time for paypro call centers. It's already been reported that Mastercard is stressed by our persistence

I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥
#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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hey this is sudden and really embarrassing but if anyone knows anyone who can spare me 400 bucks today (my checks werent as much as i expected) ill make you whatever. multiple illustrations, full 3d model idgaf
October 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
practicing guitar and I am telling myself that Mtl will find me incredibly handsome and sexy if I commit myself to it and not get terribly distracted
October 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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kinktober • coming untouched / praise kink
shocki thought it would be intriguing to test soundy's self control, and of course he was excited to go for it 💜💙
🔆 #nsfw #valveplug #wavewave
October 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I need to think about eating Crsh out...
October 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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(human AU mtlcrsh) his strap game would be crazy

#nsfb #notsafeforbots #cockmanclassic
September 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I've been fiending lately for really really intimate loving robot sex lately. I need to think about my favorite boys ever making tender love to each other. The kind of love that leaves Crsh clinging to Mtl and hugging him and never letting go afterwards...
October 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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mindset
September 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Good dog
December 22, 2024 at 10:25 PM
birdfolk au sillyness (MtlFlshCrsh)(Cran is Crsh here)
October 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
hrrrghgh. Hrrrhghghghhhh,, Mtl handjobs

#nsfb #notsafeforbots #cockmanclassic
October 16, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Im struggling through the pits of hell called college rn so I need flshy to help me get my money up
October 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
discovered a wealth of incredible Flshmn NSFW today, only to then learn that the artist also draws FlshRock. Fucking hell. Goddamnit. I have to do everything MYSELF IN THIS FANDOM
October 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
hrrrgghh. mtlcrsh sex IN MY BRAIN !!!
October 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM