distantloner.bsky.social
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Toby :3
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Finally got all my gifts wrapped
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Crocheting w/ Oreo <3
December 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I ran out of the brown yarn and waited ages for more to arrive but it doesn't really match which I know is common but that kind of annoys me
December 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
First time I've seen a video labeled "20 years old"
December 20, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Oreo is being homophobic :(
December 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
December 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If a car stops abruptly, after everything stops jiggling back and forth from the force, where does the kinetic energy go? I can't figure out where it went and I'm trying to read where it might have gone but I'm struggling to understand :(
December 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I made a Christmas worry worm
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I find it weird when people think dwarves in fantasy are some sort of magical creatures separate from humans. They're just short humans with the skills and habitat of people who've been exiled for being different.
December 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A killer whale would be a killer ride
December 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Ow! One of my cats just scratched my lip lovingly and it hurt!
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I freehanded this worry chili earlier
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I asked ChatGPT a question about yarn materials, and it suggested using a matching grey yarn of a different material. How did it know I'm using grey yarn? I'm kind of spooked by that. It claims that it guessed due to grey being a common colour for winter wear, but I don't think it's that common.
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Why does it have to be so much more exciting to start a new crochet project than it is to finish it?
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Seriously? In front of my fingers?
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I see 11:11 on clocks so frequently I'd like compensation from the universe
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I asked my family what they want me to crochet for Christmas, and my mom told me to finish a doll I abandoned because I don't know how to do hair!
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
My family is looking for a movie to watch and every single option that's brought up results in someone saying "I can't watch that. It makes me sad" lol
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
"w(eb design) i(s my pa)s(sion)"
October 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
People are always saying not to fly too close to the sun which would melt the wax of your wings and kill you, but no one ever says not to fly too close to the ocean where the air moisture can weigh down the feathers of your wings and kill you.
October 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Reposted
Vibrant visuals shaders are finally coming to java minecraft! The devs are actively working on it and this is the first we've heard about it for java! We're probably still months away from seeing it in game
#minecraft
www.minecraft.net/en-us/articl...
October 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I think my to-do list is telling me to eat floss
October 25, 2025 at 7:03 AM
The big bad wolf can be defeated with a squirt bottle
October 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I just misspelled "sometimes" as "symptoms" whole logging symptoms. Then I realized those words are quite similar.
October 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM