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displacedtex.bsky.social
@displacedtex.bsky.social
That average Texan you might pass on the street or in the gym. Mostly old man gyming stuff and fitness memes. Don't talk to me before coffee.
Here I am sporting my support belt whilst deciding whether or not to have surgery to repair the hernia. My doc wrote I was "well developed, well nourished." Is that code for "he's got all his parts but is a fat fuck"?
#dadbod #muscledad #gymselfie #umbilicalhernia
February 17, 2026 at 10:14 PM
A sauna is a welcome end to a workout. My gym's sauna is tiny - four is a crowd - so I find weekday afternoons a good time. I do appreciate the privacy of the showers, though.
February 15, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Guess I'd better get back on the gym floor
#fitdad #gymdad #muscledad #lifeafter60 #oldmanstrength
February 13, 2026 at 8:28 PM
All these fitness influencers posting stuff like "how I keep in shape in my 30s" like it's the end of the world. 🙄 Child, talk to me when you're in your 60s. It ain't easy, especially when you're a late bloomer.
#gymdaddy #dadbod #lifeafter60
February 13, 2026 at 10:50 AM
I wonder if I'm anyone's gym crush, because I don't recall anyone looking at me like this. 🤔🤪
#lifeafter60 #gymdad #muscledad #after60muscle
February 12, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Good thing it's not about the car since mine is a 10 year old Hyundai.
#gunshow #bigbicepsareimportanter
February 12, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Don't skip leg day depth check
February 11, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I swear I don't skip leg day. I just look like I do.
#chickenlegs #dontskiplegday
February 11, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Education is important, but big biceps are importanter
#bigbiceps #armblast #roadto18inches
February 8, 2026 at 12:31 PM
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 AM