Deborah S. Bowen
@disneydeborah.bsky.social
Math-averse PR professor and for-hire content writer. International bright young thing. Word nerd. Voice of an angel. Reasonably funny. Loudly Jewish. Twitter expat. Insubordinate and churlish. Short.
Truly it is a That Time in the semester
The second That Time comes about two weeks prior to the end
The second That Time comes about two weeks prior to the end
March 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Truly it is a That Time in the semester
The second That Time comes about two weeks prior to the end
The second That Time comes about two weeks prior to the end
This absolute passive aggressive drama queen 💀
March 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This absolute passive aggressive drama queen 💀
Man, I am tired of how much we have already normalized a Seig Heil.
Tired.
Tired.
March 8, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Man, I am tired of how much we have already normalized a Seig Heil.
Tired.
Tired.
Did Nazi the rebranding of Steak & Shake taking such a turn
March 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Did Nazi the rebranding of Steak & Shake taking such a turn
@profanity.accountant hook a sister up
March 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
@profanity.accountant hook a sister up
Two. Grackles. Enter.
One. Grackle. Leaves.
One. Grackle. Leaves.
March 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Two. Grackles. Enter.
One. Grackle. Leaves.
One. Grackle. Leaves.
Who left their Subway six inch on the counter in the restroom in the B-School
March 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Who left their Subway six inch on the counter in the restroom in the B-School
The way I would go face-first into like 89% of these
Time traveling to 1980 so I can wreck some desserts at Big Boy
March 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The way I would go face-first into like 89% of these
Howdy to my new followers! Please say hi so I’ll know to return the favor.
a cartoon drawing of a mouse with the words hello above it
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March 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Howdy to my new followers! Please say hi so I’ll know to return the favor.
Oh, Sluggo.
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 6,1962
March 6,1962
March 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Oh, Sluggo.
Anyone starting to think the Dems might be in on … whatever this is
March 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Anyone starting to think the Dems might be in on … whatever this is
First customer of the day and he is not pleased with my tardiness.
Turn up the volume and listen to his dramatic ass
Turn up the volume and listen to his dramatic ass
March 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
First customer of the day and he is not pleased with my tardiness.
Turn up the volume and listen to his dramatic ass
Turn up the volume and listen to his dramatic ass
Happy Robot Platypus Day to all who celebrate
March 6, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Happy Robot Platypus Day to all who celebrate
I am reminded that today is 3/05 and for that, I honor this icon #IYKYK
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March 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I am reminded that today is 3/05 and for that, I honor this icon #IYKYK
I did not vote for this, yet everything bad keeps Russian toward me
March 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I did not vote for this, yet everything bad keeps Russian toward me
Just finished the season finale of Severance and WHAAAAAAA
No spoilers, please.
No spoilers, please.
two men are standing in a room with purple lights
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March 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Just finished the season finale of Severance and WHAAAAAAA
No spoilers, please.
No spoilers, please.
I continue, despite my best instincts, to put on male-forward terrestrial radio on my drive to work. Today, it was a love fest for Josh Hawley.
a man says that 's a hard pass while wearing a sweater
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media.tenor.com
March 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I continue, despite my best instincts, to put on male-forward terrestrial radio on my drive to work. Today, it was a love fest for Josh Hawley.
The energy I will bring into Monday
March 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The energy I will bring into Monday
Honestly, it’s the self-awareness for me
My prayer for all of us is that we can reach the level of guilelessness born of freedom that i had when i wrote the line "wanna put my tender heart in a blender" and not only did not crumple the paper and throw it in the trash but recorded it to tape
March 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Honestly, it’s the self-awareness for me
Who wore it better: George Bush (bottom) or me (top)?
March 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Who wore it better: George Bush (bottom) or me (top)?
Well. Giving DP a nod was def not on my day’s to-do list, but here we are
February 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Well. Giving DP a nod was def not on my day’s to-do list, but here we are
This caked-up fly boi is for @notjustinorlando.bsky.social
February 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This caked-up fly boi is for @notjustinorlando.bsky.social
My men? At work.
My Sabbath? Black.
My bells? Tubular.
February 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My men? At work.
What happens when you order Pitbull and Megan Fox from Temu
aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt
February 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
What happens when you order Pitbull and Megan Fox from Temu
Apparently, Cody got a hold of my diary
Winnie the Pooh wandered the Hundred Acre Wood, seeking honey. A buzzing hive tempted him aloft. Sticky paws and a happy tummy later, he napped, dreaming of more.😀😀😀
winnie the pooh is sitting at a table with a jar of honey and a spoon
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media.tenor.com
February 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Apparently, Cody got a hold of my diary