Hour 1 of the Pathfinder session: this city is called Toaster, it’s the baked goods capital of the setting and the shop keeps literally drop into the ground and pop back up with whatever you buy from them.
Hour 4: the miners in this small town all have stage 8 magic lung cancer.
#pf2e

There’s a secret, smaller group chat where we all make fun of you for your moral inconsistency and tacit alignment with the oppressor class. We have a nickname for you there: Jackswallow. I could explain it to you, but you still wouldn’t get it.

Hangover but it’s Magic and the cast is just the Harry Potter people who’ve stood against Rowlijg’s transphobia

It’s kind of embarrassing how much mileage I’ve gotten out of FD Signifier’s ‘if ____ is your /favorite/ [artist, book, whatever]’ bit

Were people actually eating ass as much as they talked about it or was it just something they said to sound edge

Geometric progression is fun bc it lets you increase threats from ‘you’re broke’ to ‘something turned several villages into refugees’ to ‘someone just tried to end civilization’ without anyone batting an eye

Worldbuilding is fun because every instance of ‘how do I make this actually parse with physics?’ Creates an opportunity to add another twist to the plot

Glad to have friends who help my more eccentric ideas come to life

“My hand is all-powerful,” I said to my cats as they watched me turn a faucet, “it can do so many things.”

It’s (probably) not autism I’m just desperately broke and have decided to try something just silly enough that it might work while preserving an ounce of my sanity

Love my freaky cat who chases me into the bathroom to demand pets but hides most other times

Recently realized that ‘you know professional wrestling isn’t real right’ is only something people who’ve never seen professional wrestling say

Easy to tell when I’m working on a paper because any thought that can be expressed in five words gets pulled out to stretch over a full paragraph.

Vizier chat is popping off, but you wouldn’t know anything about that

Mutual straightened her curls and immediately lost all personality. Tragic.

Witnessing a group of three people walking in wall formation wearing JNCO jeans and crop tops. What year is it?