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There's a TV show called "Homeland". Some of you may like it. Some of you may hate it. I'm okay with both of those opinions. However, if you think it shouldn't be allowed to exist because it contains scenes with exposed nipples, you should unfollow me.

This is not your kind of #Bluesky channel.
The #AIVideo service #Vidu tried to roll out additional H265 encoding options, but it's totally broken. As far as I can tell all of their output is dead at the moment. I'll let you know when they get back from Christmas break to fix it.
December 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This is what it looks like when Hate and Greed finish #Christmas dinner. apnews.com/article/trum...
December 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Look what Santa dropped off for us. Fucking "found"? www.cnn.com/2025/12/24/p...
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It's the little things at #Christmas, you know? www.cnn.com/2025/12/24/p...
December 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Our President thinks the #Potomac is a boatless river about the width of a suburban neighborhood. Also, the Lincoln Memorial sits facing due west--but the river is not exactly north-south. You'd have to rotate the memorial exactly 25.5 degrees counter-clockwise to make this happen.
December 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I spent all day creating a #GenerativeAI middleware that would generate documents and evidence for writers and #GameDev applications that need police files. My code works perfect, but the AI API won't allow prostitutes, rape, mistresses, or any woman whose alibi was sex. Men? 100% fine. #Censorship
December 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It would appear that the bonus credits we have been receiving during the #WanX 2.6 #AIVideo testing period has concluded. We're back to 10 credits per day.
December 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The folks at @cnn.com just don't get it. It's not that 60% of Americans aren't being listened to. It's that 40% of Americans ARE being listened to. These are people who think "6-7" is witty. Stop listening to idiots and start hiring experts in their respective fields. www.cnn.com/2025/12/24/p...
December 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
So, this only takes us back to the 400s AD. Let's go back further. Latin "corona" is "crown". To make it a "small crown", we add "-la" to make it "corolla". They danced in a moving circle with a flute player at center to worship "the king of kings" with a small crown.

Also why witches circle bells.
‘Carol’ as in ‘Christmas carol’ originally referred to dances performed in the round.

It later referred to the song of merriment that accompanied said dances.

‘Carol’ is your mom’s friend who sells labradoodle sweaters on Etsy.
December 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If you include the #prompt, "No one gives a fuck about thongs..." when in #Perplexity, the system will actually focus on real-world problems instead of lecturing you on the evils of picot elastic.
December 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I asked #Perplexity what errors were found in Season 1, Episode 1 of the new show "All's Fair". 75% of the response was an obsession over the fact that you can see Kardashian's underwear. The entire show is legal dross full of errors and malpractice, but "OMG, a fucking thong!!!". #WarOnSex
December 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The word "aeroplane" is incorrect because the prefix is #Greek and the root is #Latin. By contrast, "airplane" is completely Latin. If you felt strongly about mixing and matching, it would be "aerosplane" because the genitive of "ἀήρ" (aka "aether") is "aeros-" with an "s".
December 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It used to be #YouTube allowed right-click on advertisements while they played to open them in a new window to take screenshots or report #fraud to the FBI. They did away with that ( #AnythingForMoney ). Now it's right-click => "Debug" => paste into text file => paste this bit after the "watch?v=".
December 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The Statue of Liberty (in #Brazil) fell down. Is there nothing Jair Bolsonaro didn't break?
December 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If 2025 has taught us anything, it's that "power" does not "lead to success". If you hear someone say that, that is literally psychopathy. #SpotTheScam
December 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
No, commissions and fees are not 80% of your insurance bill. In order to make that claim, they are conflating the word "fee" with the word "premium"--which is NOT a "fee". #SpotTheScam
December 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
We have to stop saying that it's "corporations" that are ruining #America. There are non-profit corporations and there are for-profit corporations that do not have shareholders. The issue is that both 100% socialism and 100% capitalism lead to ruin, but you were never taught that at school.
December 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Do you realize that #KimKardashian failed the bar exam and so #Disney created a TV show where she gets to play pretend lawyer? That's just MAGA-sad.
December 22, 2025 at 7:04 AM
#MAGA can't live in reality, so they produce TV shows that pretend the prism is only glass. The new TV show "All's Fair" featuring MAGA heartthrob Kim Kardashian is total trash. Basically, it's #Disney saying, "Laws don't matter--so long as you make bank!". www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvKx...
Real Lawyer Reacts to All's Fair
YouTube video by LegalEagle
www.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Dear #CallOfDuty, You cannot have a "rare" rarity if you don't have a "common" rarity, you idiots. Signed, Me.
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You may think that there's little to be gleaned from all-black pages, but that's not entirely true. I added this arrow to show how even the act of redacting can highlight where specifically to look. You don't redact even the blank margin space unless that is particularly devastating to POTUS.
December 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This is untrue. The best way to drive someone away is to ramble and scream and blather about that which you know nothing. Distance is not about to what you are unwilling to say; it's about to what you are unwilling to listen.
The greatest distance between two people isn't miles—it's the silence of things left unsaid.

Can’t find the words…?

Drop a song.
December 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
25 years after #Portugal decriminalized drug use, tens of thousands of lives have been saved. The so-called #WarOnDrugs is about funneling billions of dollars into the pockets of greedy pricks, who use fear to justify their perversion of facts and math. hollywoodisstupid.blogspot.com/2025/12/25-y...
December 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My current #CallOfDuty multiplayer K/D is 3.76 and I am obliterating whole rooms of people so often that the devs have broken the double-lethal perk (Danger Close) AND the equipment regeneration perk (Restock) AND the perk that allows me to pick up equipment from dead bodies (Scavenger) to stop me.
December 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Why are his nipples that don't work "okay" in #GenerativeAI, but her nipples which do work "will destroy life on Earth as we know it and make Jesus cry"? #AIArt #Censorship #GrowTheFuckUP
December 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM