Dirty Cowboy
@dirtycowboy.bsky.social
Mid 40s, tattoos, Dad bod. I love to talk about all my favorite things: Movies, Music, Sex and Sports. Full time dirty mind.
Pinned
In honor of my return, I feel like I need to play this card to make up for all that I've missed the last few weeks.
Out Black Friday shopping. Since I opted for something different than turkey yesterday I'm asking the TL to bless me with legs and breasts for when I get back.
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Out Black Friday shopping. Since I opted for something different than turkey yesterday I'm asking the TL to bless me with legs and breasts for when I get back.
Wow. That was not defensive PI. It was offensive. Pickens grabbed Watson's jersey and pulled him down.
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Wow. That was not defensive PI. It was offensive. Pickens grabbed Watson's jersey and pulled him down.
This Thanksgiving just let me remind you:
- I will stuff you like a turkey
- I will glaze you like a ham
- I will devour your delicious pie
- I will make you my feast that I will gladly indulge in all day long and continue to go back for more
- I will stuff you like a turkey
- I will glaze you like a ham
- I will devour your delicious pie
- I will make you my feast that I will gladly indulge in all day long and continue to go back for more
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This Thanksgiving just let me remind you:
- I will stuff you like a turkey
- I will glaze you like a ham
- I will devour your delicious pie
- I will make you my feast that I will gladly indulge in all day long and continue to go back for more
- I will stuff you like a turkey
- I will glaze you like a ham
- I will devour your delicious pie
- I will make you my feast that I will gladly indulge in all day long and continue to go back for more
I promise there's a thigh in there #ThighsDay
Leaving work early and don't know how much I'll be on the next couple days so have this #HumpDay and #ThighThursday all in one.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I promise there's a thigh in there #ThighsDay
Appetizer, main course, and dessert. I'm very hungry and will gladly indulge on the holiday.
If you aren't laying her down on the table, making her the main course of your feast, and then stuffing her like a turkey this year, then what are you even doing?
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Appetizer, main course, and dessert. I'm very hungry and will gladly indulge on the holiday.
Guess I shouldn't have bothered posting that pic since it's getting no response.
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Guess I shouldn't have bothered posting that pic since it's getting no response.
Leaving work early and don't know how much I'll be on the next couple days so have this #HumpDay and #ThighThursday all in one.
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Leaving work early and don't know how much I'll be on the next couple days so have this #HumpDay and #ThighThursday all in one.
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Overworked? Overwhelmed? Negative thoughts too many? You deserve to have your favorite body part(s) sucked & lavished in attention with intermittent praises being murmured into you skin until youre so far gone you cant remember your own name.
Just saying.
Just saying.
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Overworked? Overwhelmed? Negative thoughts too many? You deserve to have your favorite body part(s) sucked & lavished in attention with intermittent praises being murmured into you skin until youre so far gone you cant remember your own name.
Just saying.
Just saying.
In honor of my return, I feel like I need to play this card to make up for all that I've missed the last few weeks.
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
In honor of my return, I feel like I need to play this card to make up for all that I've missed the last few weeks.
Dead ahead is downtown Houston, full of skyscrapers and big buildings. Aren't they beautiful?
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Dead ahead is downtown Houston, full of skyscrapers and big buildings. Aren't they beautiful?
I'll take this all day long. Any volunteers?
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I'll take this all day long. Any volunteers?
WTF happened while I was gone. My DMs are littered with "Account Deleted" and because I can't get into the message history I have no idea who's gone.
Guess who's back early (and super fucking feral)?
woody from toy story is peeking out from behind a cardboard box that says i 'm back
ALT: woody from toy story is peeking out from behind a cardboard box that says i 'm back
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
WTF happened while I was gone. My DMs are littered with "Account Deleted" and because I can't get into the message history I have no idea who's gone.
Guess who's back early (and super fucking feral)?
woody from toy story is peeking out from behind a cardboard box that says i 'm back
ALT: woody from toy story is peeking out from behind a cardboard box that says i 'm back
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Guess who's back early (and super fucking feral)?
While I'm still mostly taking a break from socials, I have gotten way too feral to completely contain it. That being said, I'm going to start rebuilding my feral posting on the bird app that I have largely ignored.
Feel free to follow me and join the naughty. I'll be back here soon either way.
Feel free to follow me and join the naughty. I'll be back here soon either way.
November 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
While I'm still mostly taking a break from socials, I have gotten way too feral to completely contain it. That being said, I'm going to start rebuilding my feral posting on the bird app that I have largely ignored.
Feel free to follow me and join the naughty. I'll be back here soon either way.
Feel free to follow me and join the naughty. I'll be back here soon either way.
Just checking in to let y'all know 2 things:
1. I'm ok so please don't worry.
2. I've decided to extend my break thru the weekend after Thanksgiving.
Over this last week plus I've started some new habits to improve my health both mentally and physically & want to get deeper in before coming back.
1. I'm ok so please don't worry.
2. I've decided to extend my break thru the weekend after Thanksgiving.
Over this last week plus I've started some new habits to improve my health both mentally and physically & want to get deeper in before coming back.
Yup. I'm calling it. Taking a break from socials for the rest of the week and will reevaluate this weekend if I'll extend it longer. Y'all be dirty for me.
Just...
Not feeling it the last few days...
Not feeling horny...
Not feeling very social...
Maybe time for me to take another break from all socials (I haven't even checked my Snap in weeks).
Not feeling it the last few days...
Not feeling horny...
Not feeling very social...
Maybe time for me to take another break from all socials (I haven't even checked my Snap in weeks).
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Just checking in to let y'all know 2 things:
1. I'm ok so please don't worry.
2. I've decided to extend my break thru the weekend after Thanksgiving.
Over this last week plus I've started some new habits to improve my health both mentally and physically & want to get deeper in before coming back.
1. I'm ok so please don't worry.
2. I've decided to extend my break thru the weekend after Thanksgiving.
Over this last week plus I've started some new habits to improve my health both mentally and physically & want to get deeper in before coming back.
Yup. I'm calling it. Taking a break from socials for the rest of the week and will reevaluate this weekend if I'll extend it longer. Y'all be dirty for me.
Just...
Not feeling it the last few days...
Not feeling horny...
Not feeling very social...
Maybe time for me to take another break from all socials (I haven't even checked my Snap in weeks).
Not feeling it the last few days...
Not feeling horny...
Not feeling very social...
Maybe time for me to take another break from all socials (I haven't even checked my Snap in weeks).
November 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Yup. I'm calling it. Taking a break from socials for the rest of the week and will reevaluate this weekend if I'll extend it longer. Y'all be dirty for me.
Just...
Not feeling it the last few days...
Not feeling horny...
Not feeling very social...
Maybe time for me to take another break from all socials (I haven't even checked my Snap in weeks).
Not feeling it the last few days...
Not feeling horny...
Not feeling very social...
Maybe time for me to take another break from all socials (I haven't even checked my Snap in weeks).
November 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Just...
Not feeling it the last few days...
Not feeling horny...
Not feeling very social...
Maybe time for me to take another break from all socials (I haven't even checked my Snap in weeks).
Not feeling it the last few days...
Not feeling horny...
Not feeling very social...
Maybe time for me to take another break from all socials (I haven't even checked my Snap in weeks).
Me and who? 😏😈
November 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Me and who? 😏😈
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
There are so many, but this is definitely a favorite
There are so many, but this is definitely a favorite
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
There are so many, but this is definitely a favorite
There are so many, but this is definitely a favorite
NGL, had an absolute shit day at work that has absolutely killed my Halloween spirit and has just made the end to my birthday month absolutely suck.
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
NGL, had an absolute shit day at work that has absolutely killed my Halloween spirit and has just made the end to my birthday month absolutely suck.
If you're 5-5-5...
October 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
If you're 5-5-5...
Who wants me to stab them with my big.... Knife😏😈
October 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Who wants me to stab them with my big.... Knife😏😈
October 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Guess that's not a great angle for my thigh.
October 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Guess that's not a great angle for my thigh.
Had an incredibly busy day. Just now getting to be able to rest. I did manage to get this #ThighThursday pic this morning before my shower. Tried a different angle this week. How does my thigh look from the side?
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Had an incredibly busy day. Just now getting to be able to rest. I did manage to get this #ThighThursday pic this morning before my shower. Tried a different angle this week. How does my thigh look from the side?