“Scan the QR code for the menu” get the fuck out of here
December 22, 2024 at 7:30 PM
“Scan the QR code for the menu” get the fuck out of here
Finn Balor, Christlike in his pin-taking
December 15, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Finn Balor, Christlike in his pin-taking
I’m in a quarter life crisis but I’m doing my best
March 2, 2024 at 6:17 AM
I’m in a quarter life crisis but I’m doing my best
My partridge in a pear tree in bio
February 29, 2024 at 3:22 PM
My partridge in a pear tree in bio
John Cena still wrestles in jorts and I don't think we respect that enough
February 27, 2024 at 4:17 AM
John Cena still wrestles in jorts and I don't think we respect that enough
Many people rightfully decry New Jersey while forgetting it is also, horrifically, a state that borders Pennsylvania
February 24, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Many people rightfully decry New Jersey while forgetting it is also, horrifically, a state that borders Pennsylvania
I had a necklace that was really pretty and got compliments and then after the first time I wore it it got tangled and idk some female rites of passage are too hard i wanna go back to being a sigma male
February 19, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I had a necklace that was really pretty and got compliments and then after the first time I wore it it got tangled and idk some female rites of passage are too hard i wanna go back to being a sigma male
You don't understand, these selfies are all I have
February 11, 2024 at 4:01 AM
You don't understand, these selfies are all I have
You have to like this or you hate non-binary people
January 20, 2024 at 7:58 AM
You have to like this or you hate non-binary people
The kid in the twinmold mask that I just did a trial for: do you think... they do it all... For the Nookie?
January 20, 2024 at 7:53 AM
The kid in the twinmold mask that I just did a trial for: do you think... they do it all... For the Nookie?
I have gotten the Switch version of Vampire Survivors and my girlfriend told me if I don't unlock enough stuff by the time we play co-op together she will leave me. This is cruel, but also gives my life purpose
January 3, 2024 at 1:12 AM
I have gotten the Switch version of Vampire Survivors and my girlfriend told me if I don't unlock enough stuff by the time we play co-op together she will leave me. This is cruel, but also gives my life purpose
Estrogen, or Mug Root Beer. One must go. Choose or die
December 28, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Estrogen, or Mug Root Beer. One must go. Choose or die
I was canceled for snapping into too many slim jims
December 28, 2023 at 12:11 AM
I was canceled for snapping into too many slim jims
Rachel Weisz getting hotter between Mummy movies took a blowtorch to my brain chemistry
December 27, 2023 at 2:46 AM
Rachel Weisz getting hotter between Mummy movies took a blowtorch to my brain chemistry
Santa is the only individual who is truly built different
December 24, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Santa is the only individual who is truly built different
Me, in 2022: Huh, Beyonce has a new album. Perhaps I may give it a listen
Me, every day since the reckoning: COCO CHANEL LOCK ME UP IN JAIL
Me, every day since the reckoning: COCO CHANEL LOCK ME UP IN JAIL
December 5, 2023 at 5:02 AM
Me, in 2022: Huh, Beyonce has a new album. Perhaps I may give it a listen
Me, every day since the reckoning: COCO CHANEL LOCK ME UP IN JAIL
Me, every day since the reckoning: COCO CHANEL LOCK ME UP IN JAIL
I just want to hug and squeeze my cat because I love her so but she will get mad and poop on the floor
November 27, 2023 at 7:11 AM
I just want to hug and squeeze my cat because I love her so but she will get mad and poop on the floor
It is autumn my people
November 26, 2023 at 10:47 PM
It is autumn my people
If I was Emily I would simply not be in Paris
November 20, 2023 at 2:47 AM
If I was Emily I would simply not be in Paris
They canceled me for having a biological advantage in rizz
November 15, 2023 at 4:07 PM
They canceled me for having a biological advantage in rizz
Me when I listen to the AI Beatles Abbey Road
November 3, 2023 at 5:27 AM
Me when I listen to the AI Beatles Abbey Road
Shabriri: Take the AI Beatles Song. Let the world be consumed by flame
November 3, 2023 at 5:25 AM
Shabriri: Take the AI Beatles Song. Let the world be consumed by flame
Hot dogs with cheese in my area
November 3, 2023 at 5:20 AM
Hot dogs with cheese in my area
Hot dogs near me
November 3, 2023 at 5:20 AM
Hot dogs near me