Dirk Grundy, Sewer Clown
@dirkgrundy.stringtheorycomic.com
Webcomic creator: stringtheorycomic.com
patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/DirkGrundy
also I like plants and horror movies that's it that's me!! he/him. married. texas queer.
#dirkdrawsstuff click this for art, provided I remember to use it
patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/DirkGrundy
also I like plants and horror movies that's it that's me!! he/him. married. texas queer.
#dirkdrawsstuff click this for art, provided I remember to use it
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Hi, I'm Dirk, I write and draw String Theory (www.stringtheorycomic.com). It's a comic about mad science and villainy and crime and a sad butt idiot. It's been going since 2009, and it's drama/comedy.
I post a lot of stuff about horror movies also, sometimes gardening/cat. I'm old and married.
I post a lot of stuff about horror movies also, sometimes gardening/cat. I'm old and married.
I woke up thirty minutes before my alarm and I'm still mad at it going off. Boooo. Noooo.
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I woke up thirty minutes before my alarm and I'm still mad at it going off. Boooo. Noooo.
Man don't tell Doc Ock but you can actually buy tritium pretty cheaply online
January 8, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Man don't tell Doc Ock but you can actually buy tritium pretty cheaply online
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"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
I left my phone at home today by accident so i had to entertain myself during my lunch break with doodling
January 7, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I left my phone at home today by accident so i had to entertain myself during my lunch break with doodling
substance you are a weird movie. going full on Society at the end here
January 6, 2026 at 9:57 AM
substance you are a weird movie. going full on Society at the end here
when I was a kid I was gifted a bb gun and I shot it at a tree and the BB bounced off the tree and hit me in the face. And I know that's a thing in a christmas story but it really happened. Hit me right below my right eye.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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January 6, 2026 at 3:45 AM
when I was a kid I was gifted a bb gun and I shot it at a tree and the BB bounced off the tree and hit me in the face. And I know that's a thing in a christmas story but it really happened. Hit me right below my right eye.
The one year i did a lemon pig we had that big ass freeze that killed like 200 people and then later that summer my mother in law died. So instead I'm breaking mirrors all year long.
January 2, 2026 at 8:32 AM
The one year i did a lemon pig we had that big ass freeze that killed like 200 people and then later that summer my mother in law died. So instead I'm breaking mirrors all year long.
I'm gonna grow a weird mullet this year. maybe get a rattail going. idk
January 2, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I'm gonna grow a weird mullet this year. maybe get a rattail going. idk
Don't be mad about fireworks, this is the perfect time to sneak some farts.
January 1, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Don't be mad about fireworks, this is the perfect time to sneak some farts.
Doing Come And Take It * but about chips and I'm serious please come and take chips from me they're my greatest weakness
January 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Doing Come And Take It * but about chips and I'm serious please come and take chips from me they're my greatest weakness
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This is the single greatest piece of rock art in human history
December 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This is the single greatest piece of rock art in human history
Man did you know if you get a cat that they poop? Like once a day or more? Gross! What was i thinking
December 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Man did you know if you get a cat that they poop? Like once a day or more? Gross! What was i thinking
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Got my tickets for New Years Eve. It’s going to be a fun night!
December 27, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Got my tickets for New Years Eve. It’s going to be a fun night!
Gonna go home and watch Titanic again. I'm in my Titanic era.
December 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Gonna go home and watch Titanic again. I'm in my Titanic era.
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I had no idea so many animals consider Christmas trees a tasty snack!
Where to recycle your Christmas tree: 'tigers love them'
Wildlife parks are appealing for Christmas trees so they can recycle them as animal toys and treats.
www.bbc.com
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I had no idea so many animals consider Christmas trees a tasty snack!
Man people will hem and haw and complain about using they/them pronouns but the second they see a trans woman it's all they and them all day all night
December 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Man people will hem and haw and complain about using they/them pronouns but the second they see a trans woman it's all they and them all day all night
I would like to draw some pictures. Drawing pictures would be the best
December 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I would like to draw some pictures. Drawing pictures would be the best
I have to work tomorrow. I only had Christmas off this week, except i did go in for an hour today to feed/water all the animals because the person who was supposed to do that is sick as hell. They got me!! I care about the animals!! Damn
December 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I have to work tomorrow. I only had Christmas off this week, except i did go in for an hour today to feed/water all the animals because the person who was supposed to do that is sick as hell. They got me!! I care about the animals!! Damn
Ooh Seth got me Sonic x Shadow generations, I'm so happy. I took a big stupid ill advised nap after all the Christmas stuff time to have fun playing games
December 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Ooh Seth got me Sonic x Shadow generations, I'm so happy. I took a big stupid ill advised nap after all the Christmas stuff time to have fun playing games
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You’d better take a Tanooki suit, Mario. It gets quite nippy in World 6 this time of year.
December 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
You’d better take a Tanooki suit, Mario. It gets quite nippy in World 6 this time of year.
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December 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
So I've never seen an episode of he-man before and i have a question. Is the monarch's voice just an impression of skeletor?
December 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
So I've never seen an episode of he-man before and i have a question. Is the monarch's voice just an impression of skeletor?
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[Reposting from back 2021 just for Christmas]
If Pyramid Head wore a Christmas hat, which one would it be???? #SilentHill
If Pyramid Head wore a Christmas hat, which one would it be???? #SilentHill
December 24, 2024 at 2:53 PM
[Reposting from back 2021 just for Christmas]
If Pyramid Head wore a Christmas hat, which one would it be???? #SilentHill
If Pyramid Head wore a Christmas hat, which one would it be???? #SilentHill
Someone finally bought the python that struck me. Good, good. Enjoy!!
(It did not hurt, they do not have fangs, it was a thump on my gloved hand)
(It did not hurt, they do not have fangs, it was a thump on my gloved hand)
December 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Someone finally bought the python that struck me. Good, good. Enjoy!!
(It did not hurt, they do not have fangs, it was a thump on my gloved hand)
(It did not hurt, they do not have fangs, it was a thump on my gloved hand)
Working in a pet store on Christmas Eve was a nightmare. :)
December 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Working in a pet store on Christmas Eve was a nightmare. :)