The bowlers might still bail England out here but this already feels like the biggest opportunity missed #Ashes

Right, what did I miss? #ashes

Thomas Rew is going to be some cricketer.

Afghanistan should be confident that they can finish off a big side with a limping off-spinner as their last best hope, I can't see them having any previous with that sort of thing #championstrophy

Been followed by my very first Blusky pornbot account. It really is the new old-Twitter!

Never get fancy #fpl

This is all going suspiciously well #stfc

That red card for Lewis-Skelly is absolutely hilarious. #wolars

Cracking turnout for #clemitstime #stfc

Last minute change of plans means I can make the #stfc game today - advance planning means I have the orange jumper ready to go.

New media guy having the first week from hell #stfc

Do you think we could be haunted by a few competent football administrators perhaps? #stfc