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Dinis Faria 🇺🇦🇺🇦
@dinisfaria.bsky.social
19 year old portuguese guy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, now on BlueSky (it rhymes hahahah)
No teammates? No problem! #Splatoon
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Salmon run freelance weapon tier list, no grizzco weps, but if they were included it'd be:
1. (Best salmon run weapon) Griz. charger
2. Gslosher
3. Gdualie
4. Groller
Gbow is right above wiper
Gsplatana is right above reef-lux
Gbrella is right above goo tuber
Gblaster is right above splash
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Look at how the pendulum swings #Ukraine
November 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"Not enough players! Please try again!"
November 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Just learned about Jay Jones
LMAOOOOOOO 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I YELLED when I got it 😭😭😭😭 #Splatoon #SalmonRun
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I missed you, rapid pro! #Splatoon #Xrank
November 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Actual insanity of a shift #Splatoon #SalmonRun
High tide -> High tide mothership -> High tide mudmouths (feat. Grizzco slosher)
And I was just casually playing with a friend 😅
November 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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(old art) 2021 🎃
October 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This shit fried me so much that it forced me to retweet something on X, it's THAT funny 💀💀💀💀
Who knew witnessing a murder could make you laugh
October 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Splatoween 2025 is currently wrapping up, I've got a couple of extra highlights #Splatoon #Splatfest (mini-thread):
The amount of tryharding in the last 30 secs is crazy 😭🔥, Nice 10X W for team ghost! Ft. some of my friends! #Splatoon #Splatfest
My X rank skills came in handy for once 💙
October 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The amount of tryharding in the last 30 secs is crazy 😭🔥, Nice 10X W for team ghost! Ft. some of my friends! #Splatoon #Splatfest
My X rank skills came in handy for once 💙
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Very cool kill streak -> KO
Probably my best clip with rapid deco #splatoon
October 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
This match started with me getting absolutely clowned on and almost getting 40-second KO'ed with 0 kills among almost all my teammates, I didn't win it, but I did get 2 quads in one match!! (For the 2nd time) #Splatoon
October 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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UPDATE! Looks like yo girl gets to go home today! YAY! I thank yall for all the kind words and wishes for a speedy recovery, so its thanks to yall im able to go home today 🩵 I hate asking for help,I did create a gofund me to help with my in home care, medical equipment and food.
gofund.me/b6479a98f
Donate to Support Sarah's Recovery After Brain Surgery, organized by Sarah Woolley
Hello! I'm Sarah! This go fund me is to help with my medications and medica… Sarah Woolley needs your support for Support Sarah's Recovery After Brain Surgery
gofund.me
October 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I feel bad for my teammate, but I'd be damn lying if this wasn't one of the funniest things to ever happen to me in Salmon Run 😭😭😭😭 #Splatoon
October 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Oh no, They're camping my jump!
Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! BUT NOT FOR ME!
#Splatoon #Xrank
October 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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(🧡/🔁 appreciated)

Hi everyone, recently my Pro Controller broke and I can't afford to get it repaired / buy a new one

I'm opening digital c0mms in this style for 20 euros each, any help is appreciated so I can keep playing :( thank you

#Splatoon #compsplatoon
October 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
"Chumps isn't a good crab counter, you'd have to be crazy to-" #Splatoon
October 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This is an old photo, but anyone here on #Splatoon bluesky in this pic? Just curious cuz idk these people haha
October 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You can lose the battle (the anarchy open game), but win the war (hype moments and aura) #Splatoon #Quad
September 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This weapon nasty af, better nerf it idk #Splatoon3
September 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
It would be very inconvenient if an earthquake happened here, just saying #showerthoughts #Plsdontjinxit
September 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Laughing my ass off over his comment, it's like watching the world's worst sniper hit the cleanest shot
Trump to Erdogan: "He knows about rigged elections better than anybody. But when I was in exile, we were still friends."
September 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Big Run was short and sweet!! #Splatoon3
September 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM