Edward R Curtis
@dimlylit.bsky.social
(Any) Agender / Non-Binary. Communist.
TTRPG and board game designer.
I am amazingly very boring, bland, and filled with raspberries.
TTRPG and board game designer.
I am amazingly very boring, bland, and filled with raspberries.
I feel like actual 9 tailed foxes would get a lot of clumped shit in their tail fur.
March 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I feel like actual 9 tailed foxes would get a lot of clumped shit in their tail fur.
God damn, do I love some creamy buttery mashed potatoes
March 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
God damn, do I love some creamy buttery mashed potatoes
gamers (derogatory)
March 21, 2025 at 10:05 AM
gamers (derogatory)
I think people truly underestimate the stranglehold that the movie Tremors had on the average american mid-west household in the 90s.
March 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I think people truly underestimate the stranglehold that the movie Tremors had on the average american mid-west household in the 90s.
Someone told me that my eye bags are so heavily set in, that it looks like I've had them since I was 10.
I mean, they were right, but still, god damn.
I mean, they were right, but still, god damn.
March 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Someone told me that my eye bags are so heavily set in, that it looks like I've had them since I was 10.
I mean, they were right, but still, god damn.
I mean, they were right, but still, god damn.
Cats will just get into shit, like what the hell is behind the water heater that's so interesting to you. Get out from behind the water heater!
March 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Cats will just get into shit, like what the hell is behind the water heater that's so interesting to you. Get out from behind the water heater!
I actually hate how distrusting of a person I am.
Which is ironic because I'm a professional liar.
Which is ironic because I'm a professional liar.
March 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I actually hate how distrusting of a person I am.
Which is ironic because I'm a professional liar.
Which is ironic because I'm a professional liar.
Tonight I made three bowls of ramen, chicken, beef, and pork and added them together into a big bowl. And now I feel as though I've obtained a wiser understanding of my place in the universe.
March 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Tonight I made three bowls of ramen, chicken, beef, and pork and added them together into a big bowl. And now I feel as though I've obtained a wiser understanding of my place in the universe.
My employer at my day job hates me, and oddly enough, I'm kinda proud of that. Thankfully the union helps us from getting fired for no good reason.
March 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
My employer at my day job hates me, and oddly enough, I'm kinda proud of that. Thankfully the union helps us from getting fired for no good reason.
It's honestly funny to me the sheer disbelief people have when I tell them about how people used to wash clothing in gasoline.
March 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It's honestly funny to me the sheer disbelief people have when I tell them about how people used to wash clothing in gasoline.
It's really hard to find good bouillon, or just any bouillon for that matter.
February 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It's really hard to find good bouillon, or just any bouillon for that matter.
A video game where a group of enemy NPCs know that the player character is in a video game or just a game, and taunts them over it.
As well, will even address the player directly over things in the game.
While the player character has no fucking idea what they're all talking about.
As well, will even address the player directly over things in the game.
While the player character has no fucking idea what they're all talking about.
February 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
A video game where a group of enemy NPCs know that the player character is in a video game or just a game, and taunts them over it.
As well, will even address the player directly over things in the game.
While the player character has no fucking idea what they're all talking about.
As well, will even address the player directly over things in the game.
While the player character has no fucking idea what they're all talking about.
Okay, time to save this file.
Me, types: "nkwvegji4owegjipogj890"
Me, "that's good enough"
Me, types: "nkwvegji4owegjipogj890"
Me, "that's good enough"
February 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Okay, time to save this file.
Me, types: "nkwvegji4owegjipogj890"
Me, "that's good enough"
Me, types: "nkwvegji4owegjipogj890"
Me, "that's good enough"
I just don't like looking at Jimmy Neutron.
Just don't like looking at him at all.
Just don't like looking at him at all.
February 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I just don't like looking at Jimmy Neutron.
Just don't like looking at him at all.
Just don't like looking at him at all.
When I was little, I thought pineapple were apples that grew on pine trees. And that's why they looked like that.
February 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
When I was little, I thought pineapple were apples that grew on pine trees. And that's why they looked like that.
I feel like no one bothers to tell cannibals that "you are what you eat".
February 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I feel like no one bothers to tell cannibals that "you are what you eat".
Still want to start a comedy improv podcast...if anyone is interested.
January 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Still want to start a comedy improv podcast...if anyone is interested.
I'll never understand people's fanatical obsession with hiking.
January 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I'll never understand people's fanatical obsession with hiking.
You know what, I feel like I don't say this enough, but fuck cursive.
January 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
You know what, I feel like I don't say this enough, but fuck cursive.
Indirect lighting should be the standard, not the exception.
January 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Indirect lighting should be the standard, not the exception.
I feel like I put too much thought into planning out my daydreaming. Like it's to the point where I have to plan out different things to daydream about.
January 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I feel like I put too much thought into planning out my daydreaming. Like it's to the point where I have to plan out different things to daydream about.
Not for nothing, but I think Mineru's secret stone and title as Sage of Spirit should have been passed to Purah at the end of TotK.
January 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Not for nothing, but I think Mineru's secret stone and title as Sage of Spirit should have been passed to Purah at the end of TotK.
I feel like I'd get more done, if everyday mundane tasks came with a MMO style "quest complete" guitar riff and cool visual effect.
January 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I feel like I'd get more done, if everyday mundane tasks came with a MMO style "quest complete" guitar riff and cool visual effect.
A lot of things to do this year, but most importantly, is to remember to actually write down 2025 instead of 2024 all the time.
January 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
A lot of things to do this year, but most importantly, is to remember to actually write down 2025 instead of 2024 all the time.
Um, excuse me, I'll have you know that this is my emotional support depression.
December 22, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Um, excuse me, I'll have you know that this is my emotional support depression.