Ryan Schlieper
digitalronyn.bsky.social
Ryan Schlieper
@digitalronyn.bsky.social
Pageantry Designer. Gamer. Dad. Marketing Guy. Not necessarily in this order.
I think everyone's got it wrong about Trump and his MAGA "hat".

That's actually his hair.

Ever notice how you don't see his hair and the hat at the same time?

He takes extra time to get it that way.

He just did his hair extra nice for the Iran bombing.

Trucker hat pompadour.

Solved.
June 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Can't wait to watch Schumer and the completely toothless Democrats write "Strongly worded letters" and stand in front of an empty congress showing charts and pictures about how all this is illegal.

Meanwhile Fox and team will crank up the spin machine and out game the clueless Dems again.
June 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Yeah yeah yeah. We all know it's an impeachable offense.

DOESN'T MATTER. CONGRESS WILL DO NOTHING ABOUT IT.

We are an autocracy. Period.

Everyone keeps throwing around the impeachment word like it means something.

Just like the Constitution. It doesn't MEAN anything if it's not enforced.
June 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Just read an article on CNN that said "4 potential outcomes of Iran-Israel conflict". I don't need to read the article. Here's the outcomes.

1. More innocent civilians will die.
2. Rich people will get more rich.
3. More of our rights will be taken away in the name of "safety".
June 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'm on a mission.

To have the most technically advanced camping setup possible.

Some may say this defeats the purpose of camping. I say it's advancing camping to the next era.
June 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I've been a gamer of essentially every platform since the Atari 2600 and Commodore 64.

I'm not even faintly excited for Switch 2.

This don't feel right.
May 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Not even remotely surprised regarding the GTA6 launch delay.

This is probably the largest gaming launch in the history of gaming that we're talking about.

Let them cook. The wait will be worth it.
May 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Clair Obscur has the production value and je ne sais quoi of a Cirque Du Soleil top notch production.

Amazing visual and gameplay design, storytelling with characters that mesmerize, and a soundtrack that positively captivates.

Truly a masterpiece of modern gaming.

#expedition33 #sandfall
April 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I was today years old when I realized...

The door chimes that sound off when you enter a 7-Eleven are the same key and phrase as the beginning of Blue Rondo A La Turk.

You are welcome.
February 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Just remember...

Every time you see....

"Trump places tariff on (Insert Country Here)"

YOU - the American Consumer, will now be paying more for the products from that country.

Not the country that the tariff is placed on.

YOU.

Trumpflation is going to be WILD.
January 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It's interesting to me how fixated the Democratic party is on whether there's a "mandate" or not.

It doesn't matter. It's a distraction.

Just like "going high" doesn't matter and got us into this mess.

You can't win the game if you're playing by the rules against a team that isn't.
January 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Death Korps of Krieg successfully pre-ordered. Will be my first non Eldar 40k army is over 20 years (Of course I'll be getting the new Eldar as well...must keep the Mon-Keigh in their proper place)
January 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
CES in Vegas has been a great one this year. But I am definitely ready to get home!
January 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle represents everything video gaming can and should be.

It's crafted with amazing attention to details.

Polished with superior design and expertise.

There is love in this game for the sake of art, not for a cash grab.

HUGE kudos to MachineGames.
Im a huge fan!
December 10, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Indy isn't available on PC Game Pass until Dec 9th.

That's ok. Path Of Exile 2 just launched on Steam.

And now Stalker 2 and Metaphor go into stasis (I'll be back you two...I promise...)
December 6, 2024 at 8:38 PM
I need myself a figure of this badass droid STAT!

SM-33 is the real deal.
December 6, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Skeleton Crew is seriously good fun.

Captures the Amblin / Spielberg / Goonies vibe perfect (even down to some of the camera shots being direct homages) yet still is distinctly Star Wars.

First two episodes have toed the line perfectly.

Hoping it keeps going this strong!
December 5, 2024 at 1:02 AM
19-2000 - Soulchild Remix
open.spotify.com
December 4, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Stage 2 complete (stage 1 was getting tree in house, in stand, and garland on).
December 2, 2024 at 3:13 AM
My old guy has a pretty amazing snoot!
November 23, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I've decided I'm entering my capybara phase for the next few years.

They are chill.

Protect their herd.

And ignore the haters that try to incite them.

Channel the Capy.

BE THE CAPY.
a capybara with an orange on its head is in a pool of water
ALT: a capybara with an orange on its head is in a pool of water
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 6:02 AM
I need to get into a D&D group.
November 22, 2024 at 5:55 AM
First post (refuse to call it a skeet - much respect to Lil Jon and the ESB).

I'm gonna kick it off with a picture of this badass Great Blue Heron (according to Google Lens).

This guy is my new spirit animal after the last couple of weeks.

Battle worn. But making the best of it.
November 18, 2024 at 6:54 PM