Jon
@digitalbender.bsky.social
Cat dad, Austinite, reluctant outdoorsman, lush
Is it possible his brain broke during a taping of The Apprentice and he thinks this is all just a TV show?
May 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Is it possible his brain broke during a taping of The Apprentice and he thinks this is all just a TV show?
Are we sure COVID didn't mess up people's brains?
April 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Are we sure COVID didn't mess up people's brains?
Sometimes I wish hell were real so I'd know people were going where they belong.
March 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Sometimes I wish hell were real so I'd know people were going where they belong.
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Actually, quite flattering.
March 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Actually, quite flattering.
I kinda like how the people who wined about being victims are finally feeling what it's like to be a victim.
March 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I kinda like how the people who wined about being victims are finally feeling what it's like to be a victim.
The idiots that whined about George Soros have been conspicuously quiet recently.
February 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The idiots that whined about George Soros have been conspicuously quiet recently.
This might be my favorite quote from Sagan's "Demon-Haunted World."
"These collective prayers failed. Their failure constitutes data."
"These collective prayers failed. Their failure constitutes data."
February 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This might be my favorite quote from Sagan's "Demon-Haunted World."
"These collective prayers failed. Their failure constitutes data."
"These collective prayers failed. Their failure constitutes data."
I didn't think the Antichrist could be real.
February 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I didn't think the Antichrist could be real.
We let a guy acquire "fuck you money" and now he's saying fuck you to all of us. All the time. Every goddamn day.
February 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We let a guy acquire "fuck you money" and now he's saying fuck you to all of us. All the time. Every goddamn day.
Boycott the Super Bowl. Don't use their digital products. If our vote with the ballot didn't work, then let's try our vote with our wallet.
February 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Boycott the Super Bowl. Don't use their digital products. If our vote with the ballot didn't work, then let's try our vote with our wallet.
The phrase "back in my day it cost a nickel" has lost all meaning. Everyone remembers when things were cheaper.
February 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The phrase "back in my day it cost a nickel" has lost all meaning. Everyone remembers when things were cheaper.
It's funny how one man's drug-fueled midlife crisis is a problem for all of us because he's a billionaire.
February 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It's funny how one man's drug-fueled midlife crisis is a problem for all of us because he's a billionaire.
I read a rumor that the plot of Idiocracy 2 was about Joe finding out that the US has a huge wall around it. He investigates it and discovers that the people on the other side are living in a utopia. The wall was designed to keep Americans IN.
I've been thinking about this a lot lately.
I've been thinking about this a lot lately.
January 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I read a rumor that the plot of Idiocracy 2 was about Joe finding out that the US has a huge wall around it. He investigates it and discovers that the people on the other side are living in a utopia. The wall was designed to keep Americans IN.
I've been thinking about this a lot lately.
I've been thinking about this a lot lately.
Oh. Carrie Underwood did the inauguration to promote a show on Hulu. Go fuck yourself Carrie.
January 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Oh. Carrie Underwood did the inauguration to promote a show on Hulu. Go fuck yourself Carrie.
I wish life worked like a commercial.
January 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I wish life worked like a commercial.
I'll never understand how people who voted for a liar are surprised they were lied to.
January 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I'll never understand how people who voted for a liar are surprised they were lied to.
Why do presidents wait until their last day in office to tell us the truth?
January 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Why do presidents wait until their last day in office to tell us the truth?
He got away with it. In real life, the bad guys usually win.
January 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
He got away with it. In real life, the bad guys usually win.
They really expect us to believe a supermodel works at a fast casual restaurant?
January 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
They really expect us to believe a supermodel works at a fast casual restaurant?
Serious question: how do these assholes have so much energy to be assholes?
January 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Serious question: how do these assholes have so much energy to be assholes?
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To an asshole, all virtue is "virtue signaling."
January 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
To an asshole, all virtue is "virtue signaling."
So, ketamine makes you racist? I only got high and listened to Pink Floyd.
December 31, 2024 at 7:57 PM
So, ketamine makes you racist? I only got high and listened to Pink Floyd.
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R.I.P. 2024 (2024 - 2024)
December 31, 2024 at 3:19 PM
R.I.P. 2024 (2024 - 2024)
So, the MAGATs are pissed because the leader of their Turd Reich is being LESS racist than they want?
I don't know how I should feel about this.
I don't know how I should feel about this.
December 31, 2024 at 3:43 PM
So, the MAGATs are pissed because the leader of their Turd Reich is being LESS racist than they want?
I don't know how I should feel about this.
I don't know how I should feel about this.