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🎃 Andy ☠️
@diextrying.bsky.social
Hi I'm Andy! 37/🏳️‍🌈/Western NY/very NSFW/he/him

Hardcore gaymer/cat dad/Lego enjoyer/horror enthusiast/metalhead/cockhound

If we're mutuals I WILL leave thirsty comments on your nudes
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Happy jocktober! I don't have many jockstraps but I have this pink one, perfect for Wednesday 😘
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#nakedcoffee Only slightly hung over edition
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Where’s all my hungry boys?

onlyfans.com/ThickHobbit
November 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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The people at the front desk saw my nail polish and knew I was a 🚬 and literally wouldn't let me check out until I took a hotel mirror thirst trap. Hashtag allies.
November 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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How about a pre-shower edging to set the mood #fursday
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Wet Wednesday
We can always hop back in the shower when we’re done.
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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It’s the season for union suits with butt flaps #humpday
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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It's a #WetWednesday / #HumpDay combo post! 🐫🚿 And I'm still taking applications for a shower buddy! 😉📋🖊️ #WetBear 💦 #ShowerSelfie 🤳 #GayBear #GayCub 🧸 #GayChub #Chub 🥩 #Chubby #DadBod #DadButt 🧔‍♂️ #GayButt #BearButt 🐻 #BearBooty 🏴‍☠️ #CubCakes 🧁 #ChubCheeks 🍑 #BearBelly #BearPecs #Moobs 🐮 #GayFatAss 🫏 😆
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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It’s my birthday. Slap some pics on this post. It would make my day. 🧡
October 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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You know it's Tummy Tuesday when....
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Almost forgot tummy Tuesday 😔
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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been a while since i took part in #fcf but i'm having a good body time lately
October 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Wood morning and happy #tummytuesday 🎉
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Ok, so let's just pretend I'm a Blastoise. I don't have Instagram.
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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MCM: 11.10.25.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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A lazy Sunday soak
November 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Nude dude
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Gotta catch 'em all... well, someone should catch mine lol happy #FCF I iz fat, haz cock, iz friyay
November 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Almost forgot today's pose!
Half moon pose 🥰 one of my favorites

#nakedyoga
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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This fat cock is glad it’s Friday #FCF
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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If you do #FCF I have a spot you can put it
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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rainy nights, stoney baloney, cinnamon rolls for dinner, new video game, and union suit season.

this is the life.

#princealbert #fcf #pierceddick #gayunionsuit #fatcockfriday #stonerbate #stachedaddy
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM