diego
@diegbro.bsky.social
“like if patrick star was in a godard film”
I love that after a first date “I’ll text you” means “I will never talk to you again”
April 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I love that after a first date “I’ll text you” means “I will never talk to you again”
I’ve been making a lot of excuses to not get fit again but one tactic that works with me (for better or worse) is shame so announcing I’m going to work out consistently again
April 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I’ve been making a lot of excuses to not get fit again but one tactic that works with me (for better or worse) is shame so announcing I’m going to work out consistently again
plotting my enemies downfall (journaling and going on a hike)
March 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
plotting my enemies downfall (journaling and going on a hike)
i’m such a “let’s see if there’s snow on the mountains” basic bitch
February 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i’m such a “let’s see if there’s snow on the mountains” basic bitch
finding the good grocery sale by your house takes so much trial and error but it’s so rewarding. yeah I’m pushing 40
February 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
finding the good grocery sale by your house takes so much trial and error but it’s so rewarding. yeah I’m pushing 40
you ever just sit on your couch?
February 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
you ever just sit on your couch?
shared custody of the dog post-divorce. many such cases. why are they My Type?
January 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
shared custody of the dog post-divorce. many such cases. why are they My Type?
anyone else getting A LOT more spam texts?
January 24, 2025 at 7:40 AM
anyone else getting A LOT more spam texts?
writing a letter to my old friends who are becoming reactonaries and it’s just a package that opens into a jack in the box with a note that reads “wtf man?”
January 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
writing a letter to my old friends who are becoming reactonaries and it’s just a package that opens into a jack in the box with a note that reads “wtf man?”
I live down the street from a polish restaurant so two Chicagoans going to it and getting this many pierogis is normal and allowed
January 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I live down the street from a polish restaurant so two Chicagoans going to it and getting this many pierogis is normal and allowed
tiktok was down for so little time that i didn’t even open this app once during that time
January 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
tiktok was down for so little time that i didn’t even open this app once during that time
I had two scenarios happen to me today that could be seinfeld/curb plots but if I posted about them I’d be self-doxxing
January 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I had two scenarios happen to me today that could be seinfeld/curb plots but if I posted about them I’d be self-doxxing
never told bsky this but they banned me from tinder (and thus hinge and all other match dot com properties) probably bc i had “free palestine” in bio. this app has a 🦋 as its logo so I’m about to “come my baby come come my baby you’re my butterfly sugar baby” my way into someone’s dm
January 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
never told bsky this but they banned me from tinder (and thus hinge and all other match dot com properties) probably bc i had “free palestine” in bio. this app has a 🦋 as its logo so I’m about to “come my baby come come my baby you’re my butterfly sugar baby” my way into someone’s dm
proof of life, not my dog/hotspring vista/fire sky/glendale
January 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
proof of life, not my dog/hotspring vista/fire sky/glendale
have neglected this account so time for me to spread personal dezinformatsiya: I am not marked safe from the fires, I was looting in the palisades, I was looting in Altadena, my apartment has power right now, I am not a sweetie pie
January 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
have neglected this account so time for me to spread personal dezinformatsiya: I am not marked safe from the fires, I was looting in the palisades, I was looting in Altadena, my apartment has power right now, I am not a sweetie pie
the more I stare at this list I think what I was going for was “at-bat music” which is so ludicrous
December 16, 2024 at 7:00 PM
the more I stare at this list I think what I was going for was “at-bat music” which is so ludicrous
one viaje corto on the taxi fantasma would fix me
November 24, 2024 at 5:03 AM
one viaje corto on the taxi fantasma would fix me
what do i have to do for taylor lorenz to also block me on here
November 24, 2024 at 4:47 AM
what do i have to do for taylor lorenz to also block me on here
this is the only thing I’ve been up to
November 13, 2024 at 11:31 PM
this is the only thing I’ve been up to
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i sent you my personalized plate that’s a message directly to you babe, please respond
July 29, 2023 at 8:18 AM
i sent you my personalized plate that’s a message directly to you babe, please respond
