Diddley Nubbins
@diddleynubbins.bsky.social
Swearing enthusiast. Often drunk. I talk 93.7% inane drivel, and the remaining 14.9% is mostly incoherent.
"A stupid boy" - Mr Young - art teacher circa 1986
"A stupid boy" - Mr Young - art teacher circa 1986
Name the movie i'm about to watch and win a *prize!
*You win fuck all apart from bragging rights.
*You win fuck all apart from bragging rights.
February 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Name the movie i'm about to watch and win a *prize!
*You win fuck all apart from bragging rights.
*You win fuck all apart from bragging rights.
"Lord Nelson! Lord Beaverbrook! Sir Winston Churchill! Sir Anthony Eden! Clement Attlee! Henry Cooper! Lady Diana! Maggie Thatcher, can you hear me? Maggie Thatcher! Your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!" 🏴🏉
February 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM
"Lord Nelson! Lord Beaverbrook! Sir Winston Churchill! Sir Anthony Eden! Clement Attlee! Henry Cooper! Lady Diana! Maggie Thatcher, can you hear me? Maggie Thatcher! Your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!" 🏴🏉
About to watch the bestest, cheesiest movie ever. Jean Claude Van Dammmmm.
February 13, 2026 at 10:12 PM
About to watch the bestest, cheesiest movie ever. Jean Claude Van Dammmmm.
If you see these in the wild, get them. They're like the crack cocaine of erm crackers. Ive ate a packet & a half, one after another,no additional prosciutto or cheese required. Just eat them raw, out the packet & you too will be selling your arse in public toilets to fund your new addiction.
February 12, 2026 at 11:52 PM
If you see these in the wild, get them. They're like the crack cocaine of erm crackers. Ive ate a packet & a half, one after another,no additional prosciutto or cheese required. Just eat them raw, out the packet & you too will be selling your arse in public toilets to fund your new addiction.
Settling down to watch Saving Private Ryan. A classic film where men and women take all their clothes off and lather each up in shaving foam...sorry, mix up, thats Shaving Ryan's Privates. Nevermind. As you were.
February 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Settling down to watch Saving Private Ryan. A classic film where men and women take all their clothes off and lather each up in shaving foam...sorry, mix up, thats Shaving Ryan's Privates. Nevermind. As you were.
More Polish bongo water! Cheers! 👍🍻
February 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
More Polish bongo water! Cheers! 👍🍻
That'll be because most people would rather wank off pigs for a living than be a traffic warden. Not even for a living, just for something to do, other than being a failed police recruit in a stupid uniform that screams 'I am a cunt that has failed at life'.
Rant mode deactivated.
Rant mode deactivated.
February 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
That'll be because most people would rather wank off pigs for a living than be a traffic warden. Not even for a living, just for something to do, other than being a failed police recruit in a stupid uniform that screams 'I am a cunt that has failed at life'.
Rant mode deactivated.
Rant mode deactivated.
Good Lady Wife shouting downstairs: Have you seen my other Ugg slipper? The ones I got for Christmas?
Me: No.
GLW: They were here a minute ago.
Me *enters living room: *audible gasp, Nope it's not down here...*whsipers to dog, Run away big guy, fuckin run..save yourself...fuckin run...fuck.
Me: No.
GLW: They were here a minute ago.
Me *enters living room: *audible gasp, Nope it's not down here...*whsipers to dog, Run away big guy, fuckin run..save yourself...fuckin run...fuck.
February 12, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Good Lady Wife shouting downstairs: Have you seen my other Ugg slipper? The ones I got for Christmas?
Me: No.
GLW: They were here a minute ago.
Me *enters living room: *audible gasp, Nope it's not down here...*whsipers to dog, Run away big guy, fuckin run..save yourself...fuckin run...fuck.
Me: No.
GLW: They were here a minute ago.
Me *enters living room: *audible gasp, Nope it's not down here...*whsipers to dog, Run away big guy, fuckin run..save yourself...fuckin run...fuck.
6% hoppy but smoother than smooth pilsner. Found it during covid lockdown (the halcyon days as I call it) Green Perla is a staple in this household now. Bread, milk, green Perla. Super drinkable, super tasty. Cheers! NaZdrowie! 👍🍻
February 12, 2026 at 5:51 PM
6% hoppy but smoother than smooth pilsner. Found it during covid lockdown (the halcyon days as I call it) Green Perla is a staple in this household now. Bread, milk, green Perla. Super drinkable, super tasty. Cheers! NaZdrowie! 👍🍻
Ive a very busy day tomorrow. Here's the itinerary:
Walk a couple of miles to a pub with the good lady wife and the dog. Have lunch. Obtain pints of hazy IPA on draught. Get pished. Walk/taxi home.
Ergo, game on for excessive Polish bongo water consumption this evening! Cheers! NaZdrowie! 👍🍻
Walk a couple of miles to a pub with the good lady wife and the dog. Have lunch. Obtain pints of hazy IPA on draught. Get pished. Walk/taxi home.
Ergo, game on for excessive Polish bongo water consumption this evening! Cheers! NaZdrowie! 👍🍻
February 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Ive a very busy day tomorrow. Here's the itinerary:
Walk a couple of miles to a pub with the good lady wife and the dog. Have lunch. Obtain pints of hazy IPA on draught. Get pished. Walk/taxi home.
Ergo, game on for excessive Polish bongo water consumption this evening! Cheers! NaZdrowie! 👍🍻
Walk a couple of miles to a pub with the good lady wife and the dog. Have lunch. Obtain pints of hazy IPA on draught. Get pished. Walk/taxi home.
Ergo, game on for excessive Polish bongo water consumption this evening! Cheers! NaZdrowie! 👍🍻
Theres something very liberating knowing that at 3pm on a Thursday, I've literally fuck all else to do apart from drink 9% Polish bongo water. Cheers! 👍🍻
February 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Theres something very liberating knowing that at 3pm on a Thursday, I've literally fuck all else to do apart from drink 9% Polish bongo water. Cheers! 👍🍻
It's draining being off work on leave this week. Ive had to go for meals, a pub, there was a period of just sitting on my arse doing fuck all, drinking everyday, sport, movies. For those that are having to work this week, you lucky bastards. You've no idea how easy you've got it. Ahem. Cheers? 👍🍻
February 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
It's draining being off work on leave this week. Ive had to go for meals, a pub, there was a period of just sitting on my arse doing fuck all, drinking everyday, sport, movies. For those that are having to work this week, you lucky bastards. You've no idea how easy you've got it. Ahem. Cheers? 👍🍻
William 'The Refrigerator' Perry.
February 8, 2026 at 11:14 PM
William 'The Refrigerator' Perry.
Watching a documentary called "Cocaine Bear'. So far theres been no car chases or explosions but knowing bears and cocaine, its only a matter of time.
a bear is standing on its hind legs on a road
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February 8, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Watching a documentary called "Cocaine Bear'. So far theres been no car chases or explosions but knowing bears and cocaine, its only a matter of time.
Looking forward to watching the New England Raiders take on the Seattle 49'ers at the superball tonight. I hope both teams have a good innings and get to score some 3 point slam dunk home runs! Yeah! 'Merica! Woo woo!
a baby owl is standing next to a tree in a field with cows in the background .
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February 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Looking forward to watching the New England Raiders take on the Seattle 49'ers at the superball tonight. I hope both teams have a good innings and get to score some 3 point slam dunk home runs! Yeah! 'Merica! Woo woo!
If I could take a ride in a time machine, I'd go back to the 70's and smash the time machine to bits. I know a few of you did the 70's as younglings but to experience Sabbath, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, Sex Pisttols, The Stranglers,The Damned for the first time as new music would be awesome.
February 8, 2026 at 7:25 PM
If I could take a ride in a time machine, I'd go back to the 70's and smash the time machine to bits. I know a few of you did the 70's as younglings but to experience Sabbath, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, Sex Pisttols, The Stranglers,The Damned for the first time as new music would be awesome.
So iin other words, "Gullable arseholes are happy to pay £28 for non alcoholic juice." Fuck sakes! 😂😂
February 8, 2026 at 6:15 PM
So iin other words, "Gullable arseholes are happy to pay £28 for non alcoholic juice." Fuck sakes! 😂😂
🎵Heverlee and ivy tree, live together in perfect harmony🎵...cheers! 👍🍻
February 8, 2026 at 5:45 PM
🎵Heverlee and ivy tree, live together in perfect harmony🎵...cheers! 👍🍻
Our resident guitar hero @nigeldsmith.bsky.social doing great guitararing! 👍🤘
February 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Our resident guitar hero @nigeldsmith.bsky.social doing great guitararing! 👍🤘
A Kveik DIPA at 7.4% means i've decided im not going to work tomorrow. I've texted my PA and told him to cancel my clinic. His response 'fuck off, its Sunday. Prick.'
Im still not going in, so he can fuckin deal with the stress in the morning. Prick. Cheers! 👍🍻
Im still not going in, so he can fuckin deal with the stress in the morning. Prick. Cheers! 👍🍻
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
A Kveik DIPA at 7.4% means i've decided im not going to work tomorrow. I've texted my PA and told him to cancel my clinic. His response 'fuck off, its Sunday. Prick.'
Im still not going in, so he can fuckin deal with the stress in the morning. Prick. Cheers! 👍🍻
Im still not going in, so he can fuckin deal with the stress in the morning. Prick. Cheers! 👍🍻
Budget Belgian blond. Absolutely nothing wrong with it for the price. Its fresh and easy drinking. 6% for the altering of reality. Cheers! 👍🍻
February 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Budget Belgian blond. Absolutely nothing wrong with it for the price. Its fresh and easy drinking. 6% for the altering of reality. Cheers! 👍🍻
7.8% German imperial IPA for controlling the voices following last nights excessive alcohol consumption. Cheers! 👍🍻
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
7.8% German imperial IPA for controlling the voices following last nights excessive alcohol consumption. Cheers! 👍🍻
So, im making all this noise downstairs, utter chaos, and the good lady wife shouts down from the bedroom:
'What the fuck are you doing?'
'Im trying to get 10 cans up the stairs' I reply
'Will you fuckin leave it til the morning?' She queries.
'I can't, ive fuckin drunk them!'
'What the fuck are you doing?'
'Im trying to get 10 cans up the stairs' I reply
'Will you fuckin leave it til the morning?' She queries.
'I can't, ive fuckin drunk them!'
a man in a blue shirt and white shorts is walking down a street .
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February 8, 2026 at 12:03 AM
So, im making all this noise downstairs, utter chaos, and the good lady wife shouts down from the bedroom:
'What the fuck are you doing?'
'Im trying to get 10 cans up the stairs' I reply
'Will you fuckin leave it til the morning?' She queries.
'I can't, ive fuckin drunk them!'
'What the fuck are you doing?'
'Im trying to get 10 cans up the stairs' I reply
'Will you fuckin leave it til the morning?' She queries.
'I can't, ive fuckin drunk them!'
There are rumours going around that i was involved in an 'disturbance' in the city centre. It's untrue, it wasn't me. I was too busy causing a disturbance in the East End at the time.
February 7, 2026 at 11:06 PM
There are rumours going around that i was involved in an 'disturbance' in the city centre. It's untrue, it wasn't me. I was too busy causing a disturbance in the East End at the time.