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Dick Flex
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Conscientious objectifier.
Bad quinoa, man.
December 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Felt good time traveling with Gabe Davis today. Go Bills!
November 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Divorced dads in real estate who thrived on low interest rates…and don’t realize it…the worst.
November 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Moment of luxury.
October 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Self-medicating and listening to Karen Dalton. Peace and love.
October 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
When Bobby Brown’s My Prerogative came on in the Italian deli yesterday, I thought, “this is a great song,” while I waited in line.
September 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Daughter has been blasting Simon & Garfunkel every morning this month.
September 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I am so tired…and so jacked up!!!! Go Bills!
September 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Go Bills.
September 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Starting to refer to the overgrown corner of the yard as my weed gym. The porcelain berry vine will be here long after I am gone. Respect.
August 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Daughter: Can we go to a restaurant where they’re showing Speed with the sound down?
July 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Survived the annual parents vs. kids pick-up soccer game.
July 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Celebrating a day off from work.
July 4, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Yankees are a bunch of cops.
June 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
In Bills country, it’s not glass half full or glass half empty — that’s just a halfway point to a fresh beer. It’s four Super Bowl appearances vs. four Super Bowl losses.
May 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Sick setlist this morning: yard work>beer and Italian sub.
May 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Walking around the garden with a glass of bubbly, pulling weedlings.
May 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Hi, Felicia.
April 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Spending some quality time with this absolute unit of a book.
April 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Trying to keep it chill this morning.
March 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
G&T always hits harder after yard work.
March 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Chilling the fuck out.
March 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Gradually getting the sushi spot near my house accustomed to me popping in sporadically for a drink.
February 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Your Party appears to have overtaken Candi as my daughter’s favorite Ween song.
February 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
A full spectrum of Full Spectrum. Killer comp.
February 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM