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Dick Denham
@dickdenham.bsky.social
Comedian or sth idk rlly tbh fo plz xx
You’re in his DMs

I’m in my DMs they’re brand new my feet are on fire ow ow ow
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Catch me at @camdenfringe.bsky.social alongside the very talented and hilarious James Murphy, in the last work-in-progress of our split bill 2 WEIRD Guys Who ARE Gay(!!!!) before we head up to Edinburgh!!!!

7:30pm Tue 29 Jul at the Canal Café Theatre ♥️ ♥️ ♥️

camdenfringe.com/events/two-w...
Two Weird Guys Who Are Gay (Work In Progress) - Camden Fringe
Two of London's weirdest and most exciting queer voices on the comedy circuit - Dick Denham and James Murphy - bring their split bill stand-up comedy show to the Camden Fringe for one night only!Follo...
camdenfringe.com
July 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Reposted by Dick Denham
@CamdenFringe.bsky.social #Interview: Two WEIRD Guys Who ARE Gay(!!!!)

"As the title hints we are very much drawing on our own common features - being a pair of unusual homosexuals."

29 July at Canal Cafe

@dickdenham.bsky.social

#theatre #theatresky

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July 4, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Reposted by Dick Denham
Two Weird Guys Who Are Gay (Work In Progress) @dickdenham.bsky.social
29 July at Canal Cafe.
Two Weird Guys Who Are Gay Talk About Being Weird and Gay
camdenfringe.com/events/alex-...
June 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Reposted by Dick Denham
Two Weird Guys Who Are Gay (Work In Progress)
@dickdenham.bsky.social James Murphy
Two weird guys who are gay talk about being weird and gay
29 August at the Canal Cafe
camdenfringe.com/events/two-w...
March 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If you LOVE and/or CAN’T GET ENOUGH of queer, surreal, stand-up comedy and live in or in the VICINITY of London, why not get a ticket for my upcoming split-bill work-in-progress with James Murphy on the 27 Jan at The Divine in Dalston? Only a few Early Birds left!!!

www.outsavvy.com/event/24194/...
Two WEIRD Guys Who Are GAY(!!!!) - Work-in-Progress Tickets - London - OutSavvy
Two of London's most exciting queer voices on the comedy circuit - Dick Denham and James Murphy - bring their split bill WIP show to The Divine for one night only. Dick ("a joy to watch. ” – Stephen B...
www.outsavvy.com
January 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Me sending an email to my lost pet sea snail:

I hope this email finds you whelk.
November 26, 2024 at 4:58 PM
I don’t know about you, but I always find this time of year a bit anticlimactic, particularly when I don’t win Sports Personality of the Year.
December 20, 2023 at 12:59 PM
In Croydon bby we catch trams not feelings xx 💁🏻‍♂️ 💅🏻
December 14, 2023 at 6:24 PM
Omg just figured out what Whistle by Flo Rida is about 🫣😈😉

Exposing corporate malpractice through whistleblowing.
December 12, 2023 at 6:50 PM
I’m allergic to a specific kind of Swiss cheese.

I’ve got Emmental health problem.
December 12, 2023 at 10:14 AM
Hieronymus Bosch was so ahead of his time. Centuries before Dalí and Magritte came along, he was out there making washing machines.
December 6, 2023 at 11:10 AM
I don’t get the hype with infinity pools. Who wants to swim forever?
December 6, 2023 at 8:37 AM
Yeah I mean I’ve had 10 million+ views. IRL. Pretty sure that many ppl have perceived me at some point or other.
November 28, 2023 at 11:12 AM
Happy cyber Monday! I hope you all have a nice cybersex xx
November 27, 2023 at 9:29 AM
I’m a big fan of ryvita
November 26, 2023 at 8:36 PM
Oh wow I had no idea that tomatoes are classified as fruit because they’re gay
November 26, 2023 at 9:07 AM
So… do animals find *us* funny?
November 23, 2023 at 2:36 PM
Peekaboo - the original pull back (of the hands) and reveal (of the face)
November 23, 2023 at 2:35 PM
Omg is it Black Friday this Friday? It would’ve been nice to have gotten an email about it
November 22, 2023 at 8:23 PM
As I’ve always said, better to sprain your ankle than pain your uncle.
November 21, 2023 at 2:04 PM
🎼 If you wanna know if he loves you so, it’s in his piss (that’s where it is) 🎶
November 11, 2023 at 10:37 AM
I am obsessed, dependent.
They control me,
deprive me of sleep.
I devote all my time and energy
to them:

Netflix documentaries
about cults.
November 9, 2023 at 6:51 PM
A lowly pigeon
could reach the highest office
by staging a coo.
November 7, 2023 at 4:21 PM
Nothing beats the all eyes-on-me-I’m-a-real-important-piece-of-shit feeling than when you order from the grill in an Indian restaurant and they bring a sizzling plate right out to your table 😎 😎 😎
November 5, 2023 at 9:43 AM