Dianna
@diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social
My therapist says I'm funny.
| selfie queen 📸 | writer, ish 🖋️ | musician, wannabe 🎸 | #billsmafia 🦬💙♥️ |
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| selfie queen 📸 | writer, ish 🖋️ | musician, wannabe 🎸 | #billsmafia 🦬💙♥️ |
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Hi, it's me again 💜
April 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Hi, it's me again 💜
I slept in until 11am this morning and it was fucking. glorious.
April 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I slept in until 11am this morning and it was fucking. glorious.
We were made for love 💜
April 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
We were made for love 💜
I should be doing [task], but instead I'm doing [other, unrelated task]: title of my autobiography
April 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I should be doing [task], but instead I'm doing [other, unrelated task]: title of my autobiography
Every morning that I walk outside and see it's still too cold for sundresses upsets me on an emotional level. It's almost April, Global Warming - get your shit together.
March 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Every morning that I walk outside and see it's still too cold for sundresses upsets me on an emotional level. It's almost April, Global Warming - get your shit together.
Everything feels gray today.
March 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Everything feels gray today.
My neck and back would probably hurt a lot less if my posture wasn't roughly the same as a popcorn shrimp
March 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
My neck and back would probably hurt a lot less if my posture wasn't roughly the same as a popcorn shrimp
Breaking News: everything is still terrible
March 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Breaking News: everything is still terrible
"And when we're getting dirty, I forget all that is wrong (I sleep so I can see you, cause I hate to wait so long)"🎶
March 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"And when we're getting dirty, I forget all that is wrong (I sleep so I can see you, cause I hate to wait so long)"🎶
I feel like I've been stuck in an endless 2020, only somehow worse...?
March 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I feel like I've been stuck in an endless 2020, only somehow worse...?
"so kiss me and laugh like you mean it (I'm in the arms of the rest of my life)"🎶
March 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
"so kiss me and laugh like you mean it (I'm in the arms of the rest of my life)"🎶
The fact that it is only Tuesday offends me on a personal level
March 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The fact that it is only Tuesday offends me on a personal level
If manifestation was legit, you'd think there were enough of us manifesting it into reality right now...
March 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
If manifestation was legit, you'd think there were enough of us manifesting it into reality right now...
I'm too tired to be a person today. Basically, I just want to be a sloth
March 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'm too tired to be a person today. Basically, I just want to be a sloth
Cirque du Soleil has got nothing on me and the level of acrobatics I perform to avoid disrupting my sleeping dog
March 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Cirque du Soleil has got nothing on me and the level of acrobatics I perform to avoid disrupting my sleeping dog
Me, last night: I'm going to get up early tomorrow
Me, this morning: lol no
Me, this morning: lol no
March 13, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Me, last night: I'm going to get up early tomorrow
Me, this morning: lol no
Me, this morning: lol no
"I don’t want to talk right now, I just want your arms wrapped around (me in this moment before it runs out)"🎶
March 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
"I don’t want to talk right now, I just want your arms wrapped around (me in this moment before it runs out)"🎶
Me, when economists say we're headed toward a recession:
March 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Me, when economists say we're headed toward a recession:
Every time I have to go onsite for a week meeting, I end up sick a few days later. I don't know which of my coworkers is Typhoid Mary, but she's definitely among us
March 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Every time I have to go onsite for a week meeting, I end up sick a few days later. I don't know which of my coworkers is Typhoid Mary, but she's definitely among us
Sorry Billy Joel, but I think maybe this time we DID start the fire
March 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Sorry Billy Joel, but I think maybe this time we DID start the fire
I miss the days when everything didn't suck so fucking much.
February 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I miss the days when everything didn't suck so fucking much.
I'm also going to start saying all the spending I don't like is fraud. My mortgage is fraud. My student loans are fraud. Gas and electric are fraud. Eggs are fraud.
February 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'm also going to start saying all the spending I don't like is fraud. My mortgage is fraud. My student loans are fraud. Gas and electric are fraud. Eggs are fraud.
My mental health improves significantly when I don't keep up with the news, but this also feels like I've got my head in the sand while the rest of the desert is on fire around me
February 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My mental health improves significantly when I don't keep up with the news, but this also feels like I've got my head in the sand while the rest of the desert is on fire around me
Me: [chronic passive suicidal ideation]
Death: why are you so obsessed with me?
Death: why are you so obsessed with me?
February 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Me: [chronic passive suicidal ideation]
Death: why are you so obsessed with me?
Death: why are you so obsessed with me?
Based on the amount of money I just spent stocking my house up on groceries, I'm gonna have to start an OnlyFans to survive the next four years
February 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Based on the amount of money I just spent stocking my house up on groceries, I'm gonna have to start an OnlyFans to survive the next four years