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Diane Fanning
@dianefanning.bsky.social
Author of 15 true crime books and 12 mystery/suspense novels. Featured on 48 Hours, 20/20, ID and many more crime shows.
Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire. #seenonateeshirt
February 15, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Asking for a friend: Does anybody know how many air fresheners it takes to get the dead body smell out of a basement? #seenonateeshirt
February 14, 2026 at 10:50 AM
I'm not nearly as afraid of Friday the 13th as I am of the people who are afraid of Friday the 13th. #seenonateeshirt
February 13, 2026 at 10:50 AM
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. #seenonateeshirt
February 12, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 12:46 PM
If overthinking situations burned calories, I'd be dead. #seenonateeshirt
February 11, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Everyday, I understand the phrase 'i"m getting too old for this crap' on an even deeper level. #seenonateeshirt
February 10, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Sometimes I wonder why I'm not in a mental asylum, then I look around me and realize, maybe I am. #seenonateeshirt
February 9, 2026 at 10:50 AM
'Children learn more from what you are that what you teach.' W.E.B. DuBois
#seenonatteeshirt
February 8, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 7:55 AM
If you really can't stand someone, lend them $199. Chances are you'll never see them again. #seenonateeshirt
February 7, 2026 at 10:50 AM
How is it that words like 'turnt,' "fleek,' and 'bae' are understood but so many do not understand how to use 'your' and 'you're' in a sentence? #seenonateeshirt
February 6, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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Immigrants commit fewer crimes.

Immigrants pay taxes.

Immigrants contribute over $2 trillion to the economy.

The problem isn't immigrants.

The problem is the bigots.
February 4, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
If people make you sick, maybe you should cook them longer. #seenonateeshirt
February 5, 2026 at 10:50 AM
225 concentration camps in this country now. Plans to make more. What’s next? Gas Chambers?
February 4, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Please grant me coffee to change the things I can and yoga to accept the things I can't #seenonateeshirt
February 4, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Although i can still party like a rock star, apparently, I cannot recover like one. #seenonateeshirt
February 3, 2026 at 10:51 AM
On a positive note, I haven't seen any mosquitoes in weeks. #seenonateeshirt
February 2, 2026 at 10:50 AM
John Pavolitz: "Jesus would stand in the street between ICE and those it seeks to terrorize." #seenonateeshirt
February 1, 2026 at 10:50 AM
FELINE PARALYSIS: When you can't move because there is a cat on your lap. #seenonateeshirt
January 31, 2026 at 10:50 AM
When lightning strikes a corn field, why is it not full of popcorn? #seenonateeshirt
January 30, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Remember when you were a kid and you though being an adult woukd be fun? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #seenonateeshirt
January 29, 2026 at 10:51 AM