The Bastard of the Mystic Arts.
@dhpgastelum.bsky.social
Writer. Magician. Master of Bizarre.
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PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/DHPGastelum
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PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/DHPGastelum
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Hey! I’m Daniel. I’m a professional magician, I make comic books, and I write/play music for the Squeaky Futons. Hoping to spend much more time here making fun of @weezer.bsky.social .
I’ll link to some of my stuff below 👇 nice to meet you!
I’ll link to some of my stuff below 👇 nice to meet you!
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Would you settle for a grounded but still hopeful reboot instead?
March 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Would you settle for a grounded but still hopeful reboot instead?
New lens who dis
March 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
New lens who dis
March 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
March 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
March 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Fun fact: when you stop by my place, you get to take a yearbook photo with Gorfeld
March 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Fun fact: when you stop by my place, you get to take a yearbook photo with Gorfeld
Abracadabra. Just sent a book to print today.
March 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Abracadabra. Just sent a book to print today.
February 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Interstellar is the Coldplay of Christopher Nolan films
February 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Interstellar is the Coldplay of Christopher Nolan films
A vampire drag queen name Clam Stroker
February 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
A vampire drag queen name Clam Stroker
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I'm not saying AI isn't the future but it is notable that the biggest promoters are weird, cultish trolls and zealots who sound EXACTLY like NFT evangelists from a few years ago. Again I'm not saying it's snake oil, I'm saying they have lots of snake oil salesmen in their ranks.
February 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I'm not saying AI isn't the future but it is notable that the biggest promoters are weird, cultish trolls and zealots who sound EXACTLY like NFT evangelists from a few years ago. Again I'm not saying it's snake oil, I'm saying they have lots of snake oil salesmen in their ranks.
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MAGA rn:
Diversity: “Boooo bad, only strict qualifications (as defined by me) matter!!!”
Loyalty: “Yes, perfect, this was in fact the only qualification I cared about.”
Diversity: “Boooo bad, only strict qualifications (as defined by me) matter!!!”
Loyalty: “Yes, perfect, this was in fact the only qualification I cared about.”
February 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
MAGA rn:
Diversity: “Boooo bad, only strict qualifications (as defined by me) matter!!!”
Loyalty: “Yes, perfect, this was in fact the only qualification I cared about.”
Diversity: “Boooo bad, only strict qualifications (as defined by me) matter!!!”
Loyalty: “Yes, perfect, this was in fact the only qualification I cared about.”
 your regular reminder that @peposed.bsky.social is one of the best people working in Comics today. You should totally read his books. Not only is he a great writer, he’s an even better friend. 
February 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
 your regular reminder that @peposed.bsky.social is one of the best people working in Comics today. You should totally read his books. Not only is he a great writer, he’s an even better friend. 
Five years ago! My last show before the world shut down.
February 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Five years ago! My last show before the world shut down.
Call me a racist magician because I’m about to make regular, unnecessary double downs a major part of my personality 
February 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Call me a racist magician because I’m about to make regular, unnecessary double downs a major part of my personality 
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Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."
February 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."
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the other day I was looking at this newspaper when an older gentleman walked up next to me picked up a copy. I glanced over at his face, and it was none other than Jimmy Carter himself. We made eye contact, he winked at me and said "don't post about this or I'll kill you"
January 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
the other day I was looking at this newspaper when an older gentleman walked up next to me picked up a copy. I glanced over at his face, and it was none other than Jimmy Carter himself. We made eye contact, he winked at me and said "don't post about this or I'll kill you"
Kingdom hearts, but it Shakespeare
February 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Kingdom hearts, but it Shakespeare
“Face it, tiger. You just hit the jackpot.”
February 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
“Face it, tiger. You just hit the jackpot.”
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vai me negar um pedaço de lasanha?
February 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
vai me negar um pedaço de lasanha?
Dr. Garfhattan
February 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Dr. Garfhattan
What is this? My 30th birthday party?
February 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
What is this? My 30th birthday party?