CHAI!!
@dfective.bsky.social
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WATCH THIS ( throws his guitar in the air with the intention of catching it ) ( it falls and hits him square on the head )
AOGUHHHHAUGHHHHH….
AOGUHHHHAUGHHHHH….
February 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
WATCH THIS ( throws his guitar in the air with the intention of catching it ) ( it falls and hits him square on the head )
AOGUHHHHAUGHHHHH….
AOGUHHHHAUGHHHHH….
oh my god. YOU kinda look like ME ! do you think we’re long lost brothers or something?
@dfective.bsky.social hey you kinda look like me
February 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
oh my god. YOU kinda look like ME ! do you think we’re long lost brothers or something?
oh i'm just beating up a guy? oh i can ABSOLUTELY do that.
February 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
oh i'm just beating up a guy? oh i can ABSOLUTELY do that.
ew..... gross.................................... i'm starting to think that maybe i'd prefer the robots.
( sipping her wine ) Flesh. Burning, rotting flesh.
You get used to it after a while.
You get used to it after a while.
................................................... what do they smell like. actually don't tell me i don't want to know.
but i do want to know.
but i do want to know.
February 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
ew..... gross.................................... i'm starting to think that maybe i'd prefer the robots.
................................................... what do they smell like. actually don't tell me i don't want to know.
but i do want to know.
but i do want to know.
( Like it's the most casual thing in the world ) Yes :)
( said with slight fear ) oohhhhhhkay !! That's cool ! That's awesome !
... what , can you like /smell/ them, or....?
... what , can you like /smell/ them, or....?
February 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
................................................... what do they smell like. actually don't tell me i don't want to know.
but i do want to know.
but i do want to know.
( said with slight fear ) oohhhhhhkay !! That's cool ! That's awesome !
... what , can you like /smell/ them, or....?
... what , can you like /smell/ them, or....?
Big demon like zombie things that will tear you to shreds !
But it's okay, like 5 of us can sense them from several feet away you should be fine
But it's okay, like 5 of us can sense them from several feet away you should be fine
The whu huh now
February 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
( said with slight fear ) oohhhhhhkay !! That's cool ! That's awesome !
... what , can you like /smell/ them, or....?
... what , can you like /smell/ them, or....?
The whu huh now
Have a seat young man let me tell you about the Darkspawn
I'm mostly used to fighting robots, but anything's bound to be easier than that, right?
February 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The whu huh now
I'm mostly used to fighting robots, but anything's bound to be easier than that, right?
February 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I'm mostly used to fighting robots, but anything's bound to be easier than that, right?
It's the best way to learn! It's /technically/ how I learned, but that's not important. You tell me what you need bashed, and I'll bash it. It's not like I have anything better to do!
Sure. I mean, if I’m honest, we’re a little desperate. I’d take a /new/ guitar-bashing-ass-kicker if I had to. Training on the job’s the way to go, right?
Wait, really?
IIiii mean of COURSE you would! I'm super qualified when it comes to kicking ass. It's what I'm best at.
IIiii mean of COURSE you would! I'm super qualified when it comes to kicking ass. It's what I'm best at.
February 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
It's the best way to learn! It's /technically/ how I learned, but that's not important. You tell me what you need bashed, and I'll bash it. It's not like I have anything better to do!
Wait, really?
IIiii mean of COURSE you would! I'm super qualified when it comes to kicking ass. It's what I'm best at.
IIiii mean of COURSE you would! I'm super qualified when it comes to kicking ass. It's what I'm best at.
Depends on the job. I’d hire you.
i can't put "bashes things with a guitar really well" on my resume, can i?
February 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Wait, really?
IIiii mean of COURSE you would! I'm super qualified when it comes to kicking ass. It's what I'm best at.
IIiii mean of COURSE you would! I'm super qualified when it comes to kicking ass. It's what I'm best at.
i can't put "bashes things with a guitar really well" on my resume, can i?
February 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
i can't put "bashes things with a guitar really well" on my resume, can i?
CHAI from HI-FI RUSH!
18+. selective. rocked by undyworld.
18+. selective. rocked by undyworld.
February 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
CHAI from HI-FI RUSH!
18+. selective. rocked by undyworld.
18+. selective. rocked by undyworld.