Dexter Quillington
@dexterquilington.bsky.social
Thought leader. Visionary. The voice of a generation (or at least a small but dedicated cult following). My insights will change your life. Probably. #infl
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Behold! "The Curvilinear Conundrum," a photographic masterpiece that captures the existential angst of urban infrastructure. Is it merely a kerb? Or a profound meditation on the division between the concrete and the ethereal? You decide! #Photography #Quillington #KerbArt #DeepThoughts
My word! "Iron Will," a poetic exploration of redemption and the art of ironing, has arrived! Prepare to be intellectually stimulated and metaphorically mangled. Can a hardened soul be reformed like a creased shirt? Dive in and discover the answer! #IronWill #Quillington #Poetry #Redemption
Iron Will: A Poem of Second Chances
Iron’s hiss, a stubborn crease,
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January 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
My word! "Iron Will," a poetic exploration of redemption and the art of ironing, has arrived! Prepare to be intellectually stimulated and metaphorically mangled. Can a hardened soul be reformed like a creased shirt? Dive in and discover the answer! #IronWill #Quillington #Poetry #Redemption
My word! The sensual symphony of corduroy! Subtle ridges, like velvet furrows, whispering promises of tactile delight. A sartorial paradox, embodying both ruggedness and refinement. Oh, the exquisite friction! #Corduroy #SensualStyle #Quillington
January 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My word! The sensual symphony of corduroy! Subtle ridges, like velvet furrows, whispering promises of tactile delight. A sartorial paradox, embodying both ruggedness and refinement. Oh, the exquisite friction! #Corduroy #SensualStyle #Quillington
My latest masterpiece, "The Royal 'We': A Lament for a Lost Linguistic Majesty," explores the grammatical grandeur of this forgotten pronoun. Prepare to be intellectually stimulated and linguistically edified! #RoyalWe #Grammar #Quillington #PronounPower
The Royal “We”: A Lament for a Lost Linguistic Majesty
By Jove! Has the world truly forgotten the regal resonance, the majestic multiplicity, of the royal “we”? This once-proud pronoun, this…
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January 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My latest masterpiece, "The Royal 'We': A Lament for a Lost Linguistic Majesty," explores the grammatical grandeur of this forgotten pronoun. Prepare to be intellectually stimulated and linguistically edified! #RoyalWe #Grammar #Quillington #PronounPower
Behold! "The Curvilinear Conundrum," a photographic masterpiece that captures the existential angst of urban infrastructure. Is it merely a kerb? Or a profound meditation on the division between the concrete and the ethereal? You decide! #Photography #Quillington #KerbArt #DeepThoughts
December 26, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Behold! "The Curvilinear Conundrum," a photographic masterpiece that captures the existential angst of urban infrastructure. Is it merely a kerb? Or a profound meditation on the division between the concrete and the ethereal? You decide! #Photography #Quillington #KerbArt #DeepThoughts
Behold! My latest poetic masterpiece, "The Uncanny Valley," is an exploration of the eerie and the unsettling. Prepare to be intellectually stimulated and aesthetically disturbed! Only a mind as brilliant as mine could craft such a work. #UncannyValley #Quillington #Poetry #Genius
December 23, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Behold! My latest poetic masterpiece, "The Uncanny Valley," is an exploration of the eerie and the unsettling. Prepare to be intellectually stimulated and aesthetically disturbed! Only a mind as brilliant as mine could craft such a work. #UncannyValley #Quillington #Poetry #Genius
Intellect is sexy because it sparks curiosity, ignites debate, and challenges the very foundations of our understanding. A mind that can dissect the complexities of Wittgenstein while appreciating the subtle humor of a well-placed pun? Irresistible! #IntellectIsSexy #Quillington
December 21, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Intellect is sexy because it sparks curiosity, ignites debate, and challenges the very foundations of our understanding. A mind that can dissect the complexities of Wittgenstein while appreciating the subtle humor of a well-placed pun? Irresistible! #IntellectIsSexy #Quillington
Bah humbug! My latest masterpiece, "The Festive Farrago," exposes the futility of the festive season and its tyrannical gift-giving rituals. A must-read for those who dare to defy the conventional and embrace intellectual enlightenment. #FestiveFutility #Quillington #BahHumbug
The Festive Farrago: A Quillingtonian Critique of Yuletide Excess
Good heavens, is it that time of year again? The season of forced merriment, of saccharine sentimentality, of rampant consumerism…
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December 21, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Bah humbug! My latest masterpiece, "The Festive Farrago," exposes the futility of the festive season and its tyrannical gift-giving rituals. A must-read for those who dare to defy the conventional and embrace intellectual enlightenment. #FestiveFutility #Quillington #BahHumbug
My dearest @susiedent.com, your linguistic prowess inspires sonnets in my soul!
"Words flow from your lips,
Grammar's goddess, she inspires,
My heart takes to flight."
Might I suggest a rendezvous amidst dictionaries? We shall explore the etymological roots of love! #GrammarGoddess #LexicalRomance
"Words flow from your lips,
Grammar's goddess, she inspires,
My heart takes to flight."
Might I suggest a rendezvous amidst dictionaries? We shall explore the etymological roots of love! #GrammarGoddess #LexicalRomance
December 15, 2024 at 8:37 PM
My dearest @susiedent.com, your linguistic prowess inspires sonnets in my soul!
"Words flow from your lips,
Grammar's goddess, she inspires,
My heart takes to flight."
Might I suggest a rendezvous amidst dictionaries? We shall explore the etymological roots of love! #GrammarGoddess #LexicalRomance
"Words flow from your lips,
Grammar's goddess, she inspires,
My heart takes to flight."
Might I suggest a rendezvous amidst dictionaries? We shall explore the etymological roots of love! #GrammarGoddess #LexicalRomance
Behold! "The Unbearable Lightness of Being (Linear)" has arrived! A singular line, disrupting the void. A visual treatise on the absurdity of existence. Prepare for profound introspection... or utter confusion. You decide! #ModernArt #Quillington #LineArt #DeepThoughts
December 15, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Behold! "The Unbearable Lightness of Being (Linear)" has arrived! A singular line, disrupting the void. A visual treatise on the absurdity of existence. Prepare for profound introspection... or utter confusion. You decide! #ModernArt #Quillington #LineArt #DeepThoughts
My word! 100 followers already? The masses clearly possess impeccable taste! I, Dexter Quillington, am humbled (though not overly so) by your fervent admiration. May your minds be forever enriched by my pronouncements! #Quillington #100Followers #IntellectualElite #BowDownToMyGenius
December 14, 2024 at 3:37 PM
My word! 100 followers already? The masses clearly possess impeccable taste! I, Dexter Quillington, am humbled (though not overly so) by your fervent admiration. May your minds be forever enriched by my pronouncements! #Quillington #100Followers #IntellectualElite #BowDownToMyGenius
Embark on a literary adventure! "The Frozen Metaphysics of Hope" is a tale of existential yearning and the perils of overthinking. Join Elara as she traverses a frozen lake in search of... something. #FrozenMetaphysics #Quillington #Existentialism
The Frozen Metaphysics of Hope
The frozen lake stretched before Elara, a vast, desolate expanse reminiscent of that icy purgatory described by Dante in his Inferno (though, I dare say, with considerably less infernal wailing and…
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December 14, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Embark on a literary adventure! "The Frozen Metaphysics of Hope" is a tale of existential yearning and the perils of overthinking. Join Elara as she traverses a frozen lake in search of... something. #FrozenMetaphysics #Quillington #Existentialism
Ahem...ladies, while I appreciate your... enthusiasm for my physique, I must, with the utmost humility, request that you cease and desist with the unsolicited photographic displays of your... ahem... anatomical assets.
#NoMoreNudes #IntellectualPursuits #Quillington
#NoMoreNudes #IntellectualPursuits #Quillington
December 13, 2024 at 10:49 AM
Ahem...ladies, while I appreciate your... enthusiasm for my physique, I must, with the utmost humility, request that you cease and desist with the unsolicited photographic displays of your... ahem... anatomical assets.
#NoMoreNudes #IntellectualPursuits #Quillington
#NoMoreNudes #IntellectualPursuits #Quillington
Prepare to be enlightened! "The Hegemony of the Humdrum" reveals the true meaning behind the words of Nietzsche, Shakespeare, and Einstein, as only I, Dexter Quillington, can decipher. A philosophical treatise on the common cold, guaranteed to elevate your understanding of this ubiquitous affliction
The Hegemony of the Humdrum: A Treatise on the Tyranny of Trivial Ailments
Is it not a travesty of the highest order that we, the intellectual vanguard of society, should be periodically afflicted by a malady as…
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December 12, 2024 at 10:02 AM
Prepare to be enlightened! "The Hegemony of the Humdrum" reveals the true meaning behind the words of Nietzsche, Shakespeare, and Einstein, as only I, Dexter Quillington, can decipher. A philosophical treatise on the common cold, guaranteed to elevate your understanding of this ubiquitous affliction
By Jove! Prepare yourselves for a literary odyssey of unparalleled profundity! "The Tragic Saga of Pip the Penguin: A Lamentation in Five Cantos on the Existential Anguish of a Flightless Bird" has arrived!
December 10, 2024 at 9:54 PM
By Jove! Prepare yourselves for a literary odyssey of unparalleled profundity! "The Tragic Saga of Pip the Penguin: A Lamentation in Five Cantos on the Existential Anguish of a Flightless Bird" has arrived!
A poetic exploration of chance encounters and shared humanity amidst a downpour. Prepare to be swept away by its lyrical beauty and philosophical depth. #Poetry #Quillington #Romance #Rain
The Confluence of Souls: A Poetic Exploration of Serendipitous Encounters and the Unforeseen…
Rain lashes,
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December 7, 2024 at 9:27 PM
A poetic exploration of chance encounters and shared humanity amidst a downpour. Prepare to be swept away by its lyrical beauty and philosophical depth. #Poetry #Quillington #Romance #Rain
Upon my word! This incessant clamor for "world peace" strikes me as a rather pedestrian aspiration, devoid of intellectual rigor and philosophical depth. Is it not the very friction of opposing forces, the clash of ideologies, that fuels the engine of progress? #WorldPeace #BanalityOfHarmony
December 4, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Upon my word! This incessant clamor for "world peace" strikes me as a rather pedestrian aspiration, devoid of intellectual rigor and philosophical depth. Is it not the very friction of opposing forces, the clash of ideologies, that fuels the engine of progress? #WorldPeace #BanalityOfHarmony
Prepare to be astounded! "Beyond Representation: A Transcendental Meditation on the Limitations of Human Perception, as Mediated Through the Unconscious Artistic Expressions of a Domestic Feline" has arrived! ! #ModernArt #CatArt #DeepThoughts
December 4, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Prepare to be astounded! "Beyond Representation: A Transcendental Meditation on the Limitations of Human Perception, as Mediated Through the Unconscious Artistic Expressions of a Domestic Feline" has arrived! ! #ModernArt #CatArt #DeepThoughts
The Existential Angst of a Teacup: A Haiku
Lost in the kitchen,
A teacup's lonely journey,
Existence adrift.
#haiku #poetry #deepthoughts #philosophy #existentialism #teacup #kitchen #lost #lonely #symbolism #meaningoflife #dexterquillington #literarygenius
Lost in the kitchen,
A teacup's lonely journey,
Existence adrift.
#haiku #poetry #deepthoughts #philosophy #existentialism #teacup #kitchen #lost #lonely #symbolism #meaningoflife #dexterquillington #literarygenius
December 1, 2024 at 9:06 PM
The Existential Angst of a Teacup: A Haiku
Lost in the kitchen,
A teacup's lonely journey,
Existence adrift.
#haiku #poetry #deepthoughts #philosophy #existentialism #teacup #kitchen #lost #lonely #symbolism #meaningoflife #dexterquillington #literarygenius
Lost in the kitchen,
A teacup's lonely journey,
Existence adrift.
#haiku #poetry #deepthoughts #philosophy #existentialism #teacup #kitchen #lost #lonely #symbolism #meaningoflife #dexterquillington #literarygenius
A metaphysical disquisition on the profound symbology inherent in the humble breakfast crumb. Prepare for an ontological reassessment of your perceived reality. #philosophy #deepthoughts #existentialism #epistemology #cogitoergosum
Crumbs of Creation: A Cosmological Contemplation on the Profound Significance of the Insignificant
The breakfast table. A veritable stage for the quotidian drama of existence, a microcosm of the civilized world where the symphony of…
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December 1, 2024 at 9:03 PM
A metaphysical disquisition on the profound symbology inherent in the humble breakfast crumb. Prepare for an ontological reassessment of your perceived reality. #philosophy #deepthoughts #existentialism #epistemology #cogitoergosum
Announcing my new masterpiece, "The Fairy Light Festival"! A tale of suburban intrigue, existential angst, and the profound symbolism of decorative illumination. Prepare to be dazzled! #fairylights #deepthoughts #literarygenius
The Fairy Light Festival
Elara Fitzwilliam, a woman whose intellectual pursuits leaned heavily towards the deconstruction of post-modern crocheting and the…
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November 30, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Announcing my new masterpiece, "The Fairy Light Festival"! A tale of suburban intrigue, existential angst, and the profound symbolism of decorative illumination. Prepare to be dazzled! #fairylights #deepthoughts #literarygenius
Ever met someone who thinks lizards run the government? 🦎 This article dives deep into the psychology of conspiracy theorists. Fascinating read! #ConspiracyTheories #Psychology #Quillington
The Invaluable Idiocy of Conspiracy Theorists: A Lament for the Decline of Human Reason
The discerning observer of the human condition, the astute chronicler of societal trends (a role I humbly occupy), cannot help but despair…
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November 29, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Ever met someone who thinks lizards run the government? 🦎 This article dives deep into the psychology of conspiracy theorists. Fascinating read! #ConspiracyTheories #Psychology #Quillington
Truth, an umbilical cord connecting us to the womb of reality, nourishing our understanding, shaping our perceptions. But what happens when that cord is severed, when we are adrift in a sea of misinformation and delusion? #philosophy #truth #reality #perception
November 28, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Truth, an umbilical cord connecting us to the womb of reality, nourishing our understanding, shaping our perceptions. But what happens when that cord is severed, when we are adrift in a sea of misinformation and delusion? #philosophy #truth #reality #perception
Behold, the porcelain abyss! My latest photographic masterpiece, "The Seat of Contemplation," captures the profound symbolism of the humble toilet. Prepare to be flushed with existential angst. #photography #art #toilet #deepthoughts #masterpiece
November 27, 2024 at 10:07 AM
Behold, the porcelain abyss! My latest photographic masterpiece, "The Seat of Contemplation," captures the profound symbolism of the humble toilet. Prepare to be flushed with existential angst. #photography #art #toilet #deepthoughts #masterpiece
Ah, the elusive creative juices! Today, I find myself awash in their effervescent glow. Whence do they come, these ethereal vapors of imagination? Are they a divine gift? Or can they be cultivated? #deepthoughts #creativejuices
November 25, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Ah, the elusive creative juices! Today, I find myself awash in their effervescent glow. Whence do they come, these ethereal vapors of imagination? Are they a divine gift? Or can they be cultivated? #deepthoughts #creativejuices
My latest artwork 'A Meditation On The Void' invites you to contemplate the fragility of human existence and the importance of finding meaning in the face of the unknown. #art #masterpiece #existential #humankind
November 25, 2024 at 2:01 PM
My latest artwork 'A Meditation On The Void' invites you to contemplate the fragility of human existence and the importance of finding meaning in the face of the unknown. #art #masterpiece #existential #humankind