<Devon 🥣 />
@devon.bsky.social
imagine spraying expanding foam into your ass
January 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
imagine spraying expanding foam into your ass
just watched an hour long video on refrigerators
July 1, 2023 at 6:41 PM
just watched an hour long video on refrigerators
man i wish the military industrial complex wasnt so fucking cool
July 1, 2023 at 1:57 PM
man i wish the military industrial complex wasnt so fucking cool
crazy how 2010 was 30 years ago
June 25, 2023 at 2:41 AM
crazy how 2010 was 30 years ago
ive been pissing nonstop all day
June 15, 2023 at 5:03 AM
ive been pissing nonstop all day
think i gave myself testicular torsion
June 11, 2023 at 7:34 PM
think i gave myself testicular torsion
if you don’t look at least 40% gay is your fit really fire?
June 5, 2023 at 5:34 PM
if you don’t look at least 40% gay is your fit really fire?
just got a costco membership so you know this shit is real
May 27, 2023 at 6:57 PM
just got a costco membership so you know this shit is real
@deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com's mute lists are pretty fire i recommend
May 25, 2023 at 6:05 PM
@deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com's mute lists are pretty fire i recommend
whoever invented root beer needs their peepee sucked expeditiously
May 25, 2023 at 12:11 AM
whoever invented root beer needs their peepee sucked expeditiously
up to something nefarious
May 24, 2023 at 4:52 PM
up to something nefarious
these Kirkland Signature percs got me fucked up
May 22, 2023 at 8:29 PM
these Kirkland Signature percs got me fucked up
87% of car crashes are caused by sober drivers but the drunk ones are the problem?
May 21, 2023 at 1:59 AM
87% of car crashes are caused by sober drivers but the drunk ones are the problem?
no I can’t hang out right now I’m caramelizing onions
May 17, 2023 at 1:27 AM
no I can’t hang out right now I’m caramelizing onions
idk how this Nirvana clothing brand only makes one shirt but stays profitable
May 17, 2023 at 12:40 AM
idk how this Nirvana clothing brand only makes one shirt but stays profitable
This is what I tell myself when I get caught putting centipedes in the urinal 💯
Shit so fake nowadays they look at you weird for keeping it real 🤮
May 16, 2023 at 2:20 PM
This is what I tell myself when I get caught putting centipedes in the urinal 💯
dudes start tucking their t-shirt into their pants and think theyre a fashion icon
May 15, 2023 at 8:21 PM
dudes start tucking their t-shirt into their pants and think theyre a fashion icon
just realized cops are called 12 because 9 + 1 + 1
May 13, 2023 at 10:42 PM
just realized cops are called 12 because 9 + 1 + 1
Annoying the shit out of people is my only true passion in life
May 13, 2023 at 8:54 PM
Annoying the shit out of people is my only true passion in life
ive always wondered why women are the almost sole majority consumers of true-crime/serial killer type media.
May 9, 2023 at 1:27 PM
ive always wondered why women are the almost sole majority consumers of true-crime/serial killer type media.
gin is such an underrated spirit
May 9, 2023 at 1:57 AM
gin is such an underrated spirit
why is protesting so embarrassing to me no matter how much i believe in a cause
May 8, 2023 at 9:04 PM
why is protesting so embarrassing to me no matter how much i believe in a cause