Devilishly Clever.
@devilishlyclever.bsky.social
Devil May Care Attitude. I just want to enjoy Social Media without leasing my soul to the devil. Former Twitter Exile. Clever, Witty, Non GMO.
Former ISA. Current Freelancer/Corporate Intelligence. I find out who is being really bad. "Sine Pari."
Former ISA. Current Freelancer/Corporate Intelligence. I find out who is being really bad. "Sine Pari."
And from the files..."That is fucked up."
Went with My Younger Sister shopping for a car. Went to the dealership. She has n 830 Credit Score, has 2 credit cards all paid, 0 Balance.
Salesperson "We can get you financed for 15.9% APR."
She said she wants to write a check, and be done.
Went with My Younger Sister shopping for a car. Went to the dealership. She has n 830 Credit Score, has 2 credit cards all paid, 0 Balance.
Salesperson "We can get you financed for 15.9% APR."
She said she wants to write a check, and be done.
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
And from the files..."That is fucked up."
Went with My Younger Sister shopping for a car. Went to the dealership. She has n 830 Credit Score, has 2 credit cards all paid, 0 Balance.
Salesperson "We can get you financed for 15.9% APR."
She said she wants to write a check, and be done.
Went with My Younger Sister shopping for a car. Went to the dealership. She has n 830 Credit Score, has 2 credit cards all paid, 0 Balance.
Salesperson "We can get you financed for 15.9% APR."
She said she wants to write a check, and be done.
Once was a guy who was just staring at my girls in the front yard, and did not care I was at the door.
"Babe! Bring me My Gun!"
"9mm...40...45...Or .44 Magnum?"
"Whichever you think is best for pedophiles."
"S&W .44 Magnum it is."
"Babe! Bring me My Gun!"
"9mm...40...45...Or .44 Magnum?"
"Whichever you think is best for pedophiles."
"S&W .44 Magnum it is."
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Once was a guy who was just staring at my girls in the front yard, and did not care I was at the door.
"Babe! Bring me My Gun!"
"9mm...40...45...Or .44 Magnum?"
"Whichever you think is best for pedophiles."
"S&W .44 Magnum it is."
"Babe! Bring me My Gun!"
"9mm...40...45...Or .44 Magnum?"
"Whichever you think is best for pedophiles."
"S&W .44 Magnum it is."
I need to watch what I read in Wawa. My laugh just scared the crap out of the staff.
[interrogation room]
good cop: *sets coffee and smokes on table* here you go
suspect: thank you
cat cop: *slowly pushes coffee and smokes off table*
good cop: *sets coffee and smokes on table* here you go
suspect: thank you
cat cop: *slowly pushes coffee and smokes off table*
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I need to watch what I read in Wawa. My laugh just scared the crap out of the staff.
@schumer.senate.gov You're a wasted POS for CAVING IN TO THE REPUBLICANS.
Why don't you just go fucking join them!
Why don't you just go fucking join them!
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
@schumer.senate.gov You're a wasted POS for CAVING IN TO THE REPUBLICANS.
Why don't you just go fucking join them!
Why don't you just go fucking join them!
Wife, and I went to our local food pantry to see what they need. The two Women who run it they were upset.
Seems their 20 year old sprinter van they use to get meals to the housebound is beyond repair. Mechanic did their best free of charge, but could not get it running.
Jeni looks at me..
Seems their 20 year old sprinter van they use to get meals to the housebound is beyond repair. Mechanic did their best free of charge, but could not get it running.
Jeni looks at me..
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Wife, and I went to our local food pantry to see what they need. The two Women who run it they were upset.
Seems their 20 year old sprinter van they use to get meals to the housebound is beyond repair. Mechanic did their best free of charge, but could not get it running.
Jeni looks at me..
Seems their 20 year old sprinter van they use to get meals to the housebound is beyond repair. Mechanic did their best free of charge, but could not get it running.
Jeni looks at me..
Voting Yesterday.
9 Up and 9 Down. The Twins turned 18 back in June, this was their first time voting.
Eliza and Emme both went together after school. They were so proud.
9 Up and 9 Down. The Twins turned 18 back in June, this was their first time voting.
Eliza and Emme both went together after school. They were so proud.
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Voting Yesterday.
9 Up and 9 Down. The Twins turned 18 back in June, this was their first time voting.
Eliza and Emme both went together after school. They were so proud.
9 Up and 9 Down. The Twins turned 18 back in June, this was their first time voting.
Eliza and Emme both went together after school. They were so proud.
So evidently. Taking recyclables to curb, wearing fuzzy slippers, and a terrycloth bathrobe is considered indecent exposure.
As The Officer tried to explain to My Wife.
As The Officer tried to explain to My Wife.
November 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
So evidently. Taking recyclables to curb, wearing fuzzy slippers, and a terrycloth bathrobe is considered indecent exposure.
As The Officer tried to explain to My Wife.
As The Officer tried to explain to My Wife.
Ahhh when you feel something crawling on your face
November 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Ahhh when you feel something crawling on your face
So in a late zoom meeting.
Boss: Bonus checks will be going out next month.
The entire office, 29 of us. Decided it would be best if we donated the bonuses to local food banks.
Boss: Ok. But you're all still getting bonuses.
Claie: How much did we earn the company last year???!
Boss: Bonus checks will be going out next month.
The entire office, 29 of us. Decided it would be best if we donated the bonuses to local food banks.
Boss: Ok. But you're all still getting bonuses.
Claie: How much did we earn the company last year???!
November 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
So in a late zoom meeting.
Boss: Bonus checks will be going out next month.
The entire office, 29 of us. Decided it would be best if we donated the bonuses to local food banks.
Boss: Ok. But you're all still getting bonuses.
Claie: How much did we earn the company last year???!
Boss: Bonus checks will be going out next month.
The entire office, 29 of us. Decided it would be best if we donated the bonuses to local food banks.
Boss: Ok. But you're all still getting bonuses.
Claie: How much did we earn the company last year???!
Halloween at My House.
The Cauldron of Candy or The Cauldron of Slime.
Inside one has candy (duh) the other has Large Eyeballs which inside are the following.
50 $1 Bills. 25 $5 Dollar Bills. 20 $10 Bills. 10 $20 Bills 4 $50 2 $100 Dollar Bills.
One Eyeball has a PS5 Pro.
The Cauldron of Candy or The Cauldron of Slime.
Inside one has candy (duh) the other has Large Eyeballs which inside are the following.
50 $1 Bills. 25 $5 Dollar Bills. 20 $10 Bills. 10 $20 Bills 4 $50 2 $100 Dollar Bills.
One Eyeball has a PS5 Pro.
October 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Halloween at My House.
The Cauldron of Candy or The Cauldron of Slime.
Inside one has candy (duh) the other has Large Eyeballs which inside are the following.
50 $1 Bills. 25 $5 Dollar Bills. 20 $10 Bills. 10 $20 Bills 4 $50 2 $100 Dollar Bills.
One Eyeball has a PS5 Pro.
The Cauldron of Candy or The Cauldron of Slime.
Inside one has candy (duh) the other has Large Eyeballs which inside are the following.
50 $1 Bills. 25 $5 Dollar Bills. 20 $10 Bills. 10 $20 Bills 4 $50 2 $100 Dollar Bills.
One Eyeball has a PS5 Pro.
My Grandmother in Law has arrived from Japan.
She wanted to see United States for the first time.
She was born in Nagasaki in 1925.
She was at University of Tokyo in August 9th 1945.She was part of The Feminist Movement in Japan from 1945-1995. She always said Japan was foolish for Pearl Harbor
She wanted to see United States for the first time.
She was born in Nagasaki in 1925.
She was at University of Tokyo in August 9th 1945.She was part of The Feminist Movement in Japan from 1945-1995. She always said Japan was foolish for Pearl Harbor
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My Grandmother in Law has arrived from Japan.
She wanted to see United States for the first time.
She was born in Nagasaki in 1925.
She was at University of Tokyo in August 9th 1945.She was part of The Feminist Movement in Japan from 1945-1995. She always said Japan was foolish for Pearl Harbor
She wanted to see United States for the first time.
She was born in Nagasaki in 1925.
She was at University of Tokyo in August 9th 1945.She was part of The Feminist Movement in Japan from 1945-1995. She always said Japan was foolish for Pearl Harbor
My Sister Nicole had us laughing.
"Remember that ex boyfriend who threaten to beat me up?"
"Yeah."
Sister Kim " The sheer look of horror when he found out a 6'5 280 pound male has flat out 4.5 speed, and ran him down from a block away!
"Ha ha. He thought he got away, till he saw me round the
"Remember that ex boyfriend who threaten to beat me up?"
"Yeah."
Sister Kim " The sheer look of horror when he found out a 6'5 280 pound male has flat out 4.5 speed, and ran him down from a block away!
"Ha ha. He thought he got away, till he saw me round the
October 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My Sister Nicole had us laughing.
"Remember that ex boyfriend who threaten to beat me up?"
"Yeah."
Sister Kim " The sheer look of horror when he found out a 6'5 280 pound male has flat out 4.5 speed, and ran him down from a block away!
"Ha ha. He thought he got away, till he saw me round the
"Remember that ex boyfriend who threaten to beat me up?"
"Yeah."
Sister Kim " The sheer look of horror when he found out a 6'5 280 pound male has flat out 4.5 speed, and ran him down from a block away!
"Ha ha. He thought he got away, till he saw me round the
I was photographed with 19 Women surrounding me today.
On the left were 10 Daughters, on the right was 9 Sisters.
HELP!
On the left were 10 Daughters, on the right was 9 Sisters.
HELP!
October 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I was photographed with 19 Women surrounding me today.
On the left were 10 Daughters, on the right was 9 Sisters.
HELP!
On the left were 10 Daughters, on the right was 9 Sisters.
HELP!
This intrigued me this morning. Just an old rusted out industrial mixer.
October 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This intrigued me this morning. Just an old rusted out industrial mixer.
I have come full circle with former friends who did not trust me after I did not Support Trump.
2 Friends lost their Government Jobs 3 months ago, and fell behind on their mortgage payments. So what do they do? Go to someone they know can lend them money. My Wife, but want to keep it between
2 Friends lost their Government Jobs 3 months ago, and fell behind on their mortgage payments. So what do they do? Go to someone they know can lend them money. My Wife, but want to keep it between
October 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I have come full circle with former friends who did not trust me after I did not Support Trump.
2 Friends lost their Government Jobs 3 months ago, and fell behind on their mortgage payments. So what do they do? Go to someone they know can lend them money. My Wife, but want to keep it between
2 Friends lost their Government Jobs 3 months ago, and fell behind on their mortgage payments. So what do they do? Go to someone they know can lend them money. My Wife, but want to keep it between
15 Minutes ago. A rich 63 year old man offered my 15 year old daughter 10,000 dollars to skip school, and come with him for the day.
15 minutes and 30 seconds. He lost 50% of his teeth.
Seems her older sister decided it was best to get him a round house kick to the face
Cops were ok with it.
15 minutes and 30 seconds. He lost 50% of his teeth.
Seems her older sister decided it was best to get him a round house kick to the face
Cops were ok with it.
October 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
15 Minutes ago. A rich 63 year old man offered my 15 year old daughter 10,000 dollars to skip school, and come with him for the day.
15 minutes and 30 seconds. He lost 50% of his teeth.
Seems her older sister decided it was best to get him a round house kick to the face
Cops were ok with it.
15 minutes and 30 seconds. He lost 50% of his teeth.
Seems her older sister decided it was best to get him a round house kick to the face
Cops were ok with it.
I remember a question that was asked of me by a Delta Force Commander.
They hit you with a barrage of questions you have to answer, and they judge both your answers, and expressions.
"Would You turn in Your Grandmother If you found out she was a terrorist?"
Without Hesitation I said..."No."
They hit you with a barrage of questions you have to answer, and they judge both your answers, and expressions.
"Would You turn in Your Grandmother If you found out she was a terrorist?"
Without Hesitation I said..."No."
October 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I remember a question that was asked of me by a Delta Force Commander.
They hit you with a barrage of questions you have to answer, and they judge both your answers, and expressions.
"Would You turn in Your Grandmother If you found out she was a terrorist?"
Without Hesitation I said..."No."
They hit you with a barrage of questions you have to answer, and they judge both your answers, and expressions.
"Would You turn in Your Grandmother If you found out she was a terrorist?"
Without Hesitation I said..."No."
15: Dad question about Stuffing?
Me: Ok.
15: If Stuffing is made with stale breadcrumbs, how do you know when stale bread crumbs become bad breadcrumbs?
Me: I am going to need you to exit the car, and walk the rest of the way to school.
Me: Ok.
15: If Stuffing is made with stale breadcrumbs, how do you know when stale bread crumbs become bad breadcrumbs?
Me: I am going to need you to exit the car, and walk the rest of the way to school.
October 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
15: Dad question about Stuffing?
Me: Ok.
15: If Stuffing is made with stale breadcrumbs, how do you know when stale bread crumbs become bad breadcrumbs?
Me: I am going to need you to exit the car, and walk the rest of the way to school.
Me: Ok.
15: If Stuffing is made with stale breadcrumbs, how do you know when stale bread crumbs become bad breadcrumbs?
Me: I am going to need you to exit the car, and walk the rest of the way to school.
Our Sister Stacy has been missing in action since her divorce from her lying cheating ex husband. He said she got too fat after having 4 kids.
Tonight was assholes 40th Birthday. Three of My Sisters were asked by Stacy to attend. Which we thought was weird.
Till she walked in grab a mic, dropped
Tonight was assholes 40th Birthday. Three of My Sisters were asked by Stacy to attend. Which we thought was weird.
Till she walked in grab a mic, dropped
October 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Our Sister Stacy has been missing in action since her divorce from her lying cheating ex husband. He said she got too fat after having 4 kids.
Tonight was assholes 40th Birthday. Three of My Sisters were asked by Stacy to attend. Which we thought was weird.
Till she walked in grab a mic, dropped
Tonight was assholes 40th Birthday. Three of My Sisters were asked by Stacy to attend. Which we thought was weird.
Till she walked in grab a mic, dropped
October 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Guy: Did Your wife ever have a BBL?
Me: No, but she has worn out 4 Stairmasters machines in 20 years. She is currently on her 5th one.
Me: No, but she has worn out 4 Stairmasters machines in 20 years. She is currently on her 5th one.
October 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Guy: Did Your wife ever have a BBL?
Me: No, but she has worn out 4 Stairmasters machines in 20 years. She is currently on her 5th one.
Me: No, but she has worn out 4 Stairmasters machines in 20 years. She is currently on her 5th one.
Well. Just finishing financing Halloween Candy at 1.5%.
October 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Well. Just finishing financing Halloween Candy at 1.5%.
So I have decided to carry around DD-214 ROS (Report Of Separation)
So just incase ICE wants to ask me for my papers, I will hand them that, along with my Military ID and just watch the blood drain from their faces as they just stopped someone who known for being a Walking Natural Disaster.
So just incase ICE wants to ask me for my papers, I will hand them that, along with my Military ID and just watch the blood drain from their faces as they just stopped someone who known for being a Walking Natural Disaster.
October 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
So I have decided to carry around DD-214 ROS (Report Of Separation)
So just incase ICE wants to ask me for my papers, I will hand them that, along with my Military ID and just watch the blood drain from their faces as they just stopped someone who known for being a Walking Natural Disaster.
So just incase ICE wants to ask me for my papers, I will hand them that, along with my Military ID and just watch the blood drain from their faces as they just stopped someone who known for being a Walking Natural Disaster.
“We should do a road trip.”
:::Wife lifts her head from phone and looks around outside the car:::
“ Now? It’s rainy, and the windows would get foggy. But if you can pay attention ….”
“I said we should do a ROAD TRIP!!”
“So that’s a no on the road head?”
:::Wife lifts her head from phone and looks around outside the car:::
“ Now? It’s rainy, and the windows would get foggy. But if you can pay attention ….”
“I said we should do a ROAD TRIP!!”
“So that’s a no on the road head?”
October 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“We should do a road trip.”
:::Wife lifts her head from phone and looks around outside the car:::
“ Now? It’s rainy, and the windows would get foggy. But if you can pay attention ….”
“I said we should do a ROAD TRIP!!”
“So that’s a no on the road head?”
:::Wife lifts her head from phone and looks around outside the car:::
“ Now? It’s rainy, and the windows would get foggy. But if you can pay attention ….”
“I said we should do a ROAD TRIP!!”
“So that’s a no on the road head?”