Devan Boyle
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Devan Boyle
@devanboyle.bsky.social
2 out of 3 ain't bad
testing testing 123
November 23, 2024 at 3:05 AM
love relaxing in my living room flinching at every sound in case it's a baby crying
November 22, 2024 at 3:45 AM
my willingness to cook at home has increased tenfold since buying nesting metal mixing bowls at goodwill
November 16, 2024 at 11:38 PM
doing just what i do on twitter here following more than having followers blowing frost hearts on the cold windows & hovering outside friend groups
November 16, 2024 at 11:32 PM
opening a caesar salad kit & putting fries & tenders in the oven 👨‍🍳
November 16, 2024 at 11:27 PM
watching real housewives of miami season 2 & i just want to know if rodolfo gets killed on screen 🤞
November 15, 2024 at 9:14 PM
can i say something controversial yet brave which is if my words are to be inevitably milled into ai maybe they'll elevate the slop slightly
November 15, 2024 at 8:50 PM
accidentally bought cheetos puffs instead of cheetos crunchy should i fucking kill myself
November 15, 2024 at 8:45 PM
i joined twitter bc i wanted to be a writer then i became a niche slut & now i'm a deeply traumatized washed-up mom of two just plodding into middle-age not truly connected to any past identities
November 15, 2024 at 8:36 PM
one thing about me is i will always have a little tiny clear drip of snot ruining every selfie. that's my guarantee
November 15, 2024 at 8:31 PM
follow me
November 15, 2024 at 6:34 PM
it's cute that everyone is posting about food & coffee & the weather #backtobasics
November 15, 2024 at 4:55 PM
i don't know if i have the strength to delete my twitter account i know im supposed to resist my beautiful face & words being turned into ai slop but i just don't know if i can do it
November 15, 2024 at 4:30 AM
how we post of course is how we spend our lives
November 15, 2024 at 1:08 AM