desperate4approval
@desperate4approval.bsky.social
34 yo double puberty gal (she/her)
stand up comic
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stand up comic
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I stg my entire values system is plucked from anarchist philosophy and shonen anime (but what’s the difference amirite)
August 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I stg my entire values system is plucked from anarchist philosophy and shonen anime (but what’s the difference amirite)
I will always be suspicious of folks who follow all the rules but are comfortable with casual cruelty
August 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I will always be suspicious of folks who follow all the rules but are comfortable with casual cruelty
When you’re done isolating and ready to talk to people again
July 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
When you’re done isolating and ready to talk to people again
Sometimes a silly goose needs to honk
July 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Sometimes a silly goose needs to honk
Some people tell me it’s childish to be into anime and video games and to them I say “listen, my mom’s husband. I may have a childlike sense of enthusiasm and be wildly ineffective at taking care of myself but you’re not my real dad so there”
July 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Some people tell me it’s childish to be into anime and video games and to them I say “listen, my mom’s husband. I may have a childlike sense of enthusiasm and be wildly ineffective at taking care of myself but you’re not my real dad so there”
im like wise or whatever idk 🙂↔️
July 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
im like wise or whatever idk 🙂↔️
Hey…..psst….people tend to either hypersexualize me or refuse to sexualize me and owning my own sexuality in an overt way makes me feel like I’m in control of it. Pass it on.
June 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Hey…..psst….people tend to either hypersexualize me or refuse to sexualize me and owning my own sexuality in an overt way makes me feel like I’m in control of it. Pass it on.
I try not to use words like “bad” or “good” when describing people but like just know if you hear me describe someone as “limited” that I am roasting the f*ck out of them
June 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I try not to use words like “bad” or “good” when describing people but like just know if you hear me describe someone as “limited” that I am roasting the f*ck out of them
*me after a gangbang in which I am the only bottom*
“I CONTAIN MULTITUDES”
“I CONTAIN MULTITUDES”
June 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
*me after a gangbang in which I am the only bottom*
“I CONTAIN MULTITUDES”
“I CONTAIN MULTITUDES”
I regret to inform you all that the “repressed twink to slammin hottie with a fat ass, tummy aches and daddy issues” pipeline is real
June 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I regret to inform you all that the “repressed twink to slammin hottie with a fat ass, tummy aches and daddy issues” pipeline is real
Dude I was about to hookup with off Grindr blocked me for asking his name. This fella opened with a dick pic but draws the line at telling me what to call him 🫠
June 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Dude I was about to hookup with off Grindr blocked me for asking his name. This fella opened with a dick pic but draws the line at telling me what to call him 🫠
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The best Star Wars media understands that the Emperor is an old queen whose high-ranking staff are all gay
June 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The best Star Wars media understands that the Emperor is an old queen whose high-ranking staff are all gay
Did you all know that after you’ve reached your tenth year of comedy, the next time you grab the mic stand a voice will call out to you saying “a new hand touches the beacon”.
June 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Did you all know that after you’ve reached your tenth year of comedy, the next time you grab the mic stand a voice will call out to you saying “a new hand touches the beacon”.
Life is wild, sometimes you have a good set that makes you feel like you’re on top of the world and you wanna keep that high going but then you remember you don’t do cocaine so you just go home and play oblivion
June 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Life is wild, sometimes you have a good set that makes you feel like you’re on top of the world and you wanna keep that high going but then you remember you don’t do cocaine so you just go home and play oblivion
Come see me do some comedy whydontcha
May 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Come see me do some comedy whydontcha
*in the voice of that weird assassin guy from game of thrones*
“Sometimes a girl’s clothes reveal a great deal of skin. A girl does not need a reason.”
“Sometimes a girl’s clothes reveal a great deal of skin. A girl does not need a reason.”
May 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
*in the voice of that weird assassin guy from game of thrones*
“Sometimes a girl’s clothes reveal a great deal of skin. A girl does not need a reason.”
“Sometimes a girl’s clothes reveal a great deal of skin. A girl does not need a reason.”
We’re in scary times so before I go out I like to prepare by looking in the mirror, taking a deep breath and saying “it is not a crime to be this hot”.
May 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
We’re in scary times so before I go out I like to prepare by looking in the mirror, taking a deep breath and saying “it is not a crime to be this hot”.
Christians saying they don’t get pronouns when Jesus was walking around saying shit like “I am he”. Jesus was a walking pronoun, if he was alive today he’d have neopronouns and be the caretaker in an asexual polycule.
May 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Christians saying they don’t get pronouns when Jesus was walking around saying shit like “I am he”. Jesus was a walking pronoun, if he was alive today he’d have neopronouns and be the caretaker in an asexual polycule.
Gonna post about giving away my Neil Gaiman books for free on fb marketplace and clown anyone who inquires about them. That being said I do have Neil gaiman books I’m giving away for free, please reach out if you’re interested
May 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Gonna post about giving away my Neil Gaiman books for free on fb marketplace and clown anyone who inquires about them. That being said I do have Neil gaiman books I’m giving away for free, please reach out if you’re interested
Doctor asks a trans girl if she’s pregnant. #standup #comedy #comedyvideo #comedian #transgender #doctor
May 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Doctor asks a trans girl if she’s pregnant. #standup #comedy #comedyvideo #comedian #transgender #doctor
I’m jk Rowling you’re Pedro pascal and you call me a heinous loser til I cum
April 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I’m jk Rowling you’re Pedro pascal and you call me a heinous loser til I cum
Me furiously defending the Easter buffet:
“IF JESUS CANT EAT THEN NO ONE CAN”
“IF JESUS CANT EAT THEN NO ONE CAN”
April 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Me furiously defending the Easter buffet:
“IF JESUS CANT EAT THEN NO ONE CAN”
“IF JESUS CANT EAT THEN NO ONE CAN”
April 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Therapist: Fear is justified when something is threatening you or someone you love.
Me: Oh so 100% of the time?
Therapist: Now you’re getting it
Me: Oh so 100% of the time?
Therapist: Now you’re getting it
April 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Therapist: Fear is justified when something is threatening you or someone you love.
Me: Oh so 100% of the time?
Therapist: Now you’re getting it
Me: Oh so 100% of the time?
Therapist: Now you’re getting it
Here’s all my upcoming Minneapolis shows, if I don’t see you at all of them I am going to peg your father.
April 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Here’s all my upcoming Minneapolis shows, if I don’t see you at all of them I am going to peg your father.