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HELLO HI HEY LOTS OF NEW FOLLOWERS HERE WELCOME WELCOME
IM A DOG
I LIKE ENGINES
I LIKE GAMES
I LIKE CARS
I MAY BE DOWN BAD SOMETIMES
WELCOME! HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY MY STUFF AS MUCH AS ILL ENJOY TALKING TO YOU ALL!
IM A DOG
I LIKE ENGINES
I LIKE GAMES
I LIKE CARS
I MAY BE DOWN BAD SOMETIMES
WELCOME! HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY MY STUFF AS MUCH AS ILL ENJOY TALKING TO YOU ALL!
Certified Tekken moment
February 7, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Certified Tekken moment
Just saying
If you don't show up I'll be very sad.
If you don't show up I'll be very sad.
February 4, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Just saying
If you don't show up I'll be very sad.
If you don't show up I'll be very sad.
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Oh my god
Google is actually googling now
It is insane how much of a difference this makes
Google is actually googling now
It is insane how much of a difference this makes
February 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Oh my god
Google is actually googling now
It is insane how much of a difference this makes
Google is actually googling now
It is insane how much of a difference this makes
"Ayo why is everyone staring at me when I stop at a red light????"
My helmet:
My helmet:
January 22, 2026 at 2:30 PM
"Ayo why is everyone staring at me when I stop at a red light????"
My helmet:
My helmet:
I'm gonna start acting like a fighting game grappler
Someone got too close to me?
Spinning Pile-driver
Someone trying to rob me?
Potemkin Buster
Uncomfortable situation with other people?
Rolling Death Cradle
Just command grab my way out of stuff
Someone got too close to me?
Spinning Pile-driver
Someone trying to rob me?
Potemkin Buster
Uncomfortable situation with other people?
Rolling Death Cradle
Just command grab my way out of stuff
January 10, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I'm gonna start acting like a fighting game grappler
Someone got too close to me?
Spinning Pile-driver
Someone trying to rob me?
Potemkin Buster
Uncomfortable situation with other people?
Rolling Death Cradle
Just command grab my way out of stuff
Someone got too close to me?
Spinning Pile-driver
Someone trying to rob me?
Potemkin Buster
Uncomfortable situation with other people?
Rolling Death Cradle
Just command grab my way out of stuff
I have the urge to go fast...
Dangerously fast...
Perhaps a bit too fast, even...
Dangerously fast...
Perhaps a bit too fast, even...
January 5, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I have the urge to go fast...
Dangerously fast...
Perhaps a bit too fast, even...
Dangerously fast...
Perhaps a bit too fast, even...
Aw man...
I'm a good boy I promise!
I'm a good boy I promise!
January 5, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Aw man...
I'm a good boy I promise!
I'm a good boy I promise!
Hey I'm not naughty
I think
Shit i may be...
I think
Shit i may be...
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Hey I'm not naughty
I think
Shit i may be...
I think
Shit i may be...
Technically cousins btw
Step cousins?
Step cousins?
December 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Technically cousins btw
Step cousins?
Step cousins?
Fuck I need a sports bike
And a 2 stroke
And a big trail
And a little scooter for the vibes.
And a 2 stroke
And a big trail
And a little scooter for the vibes.
December 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Fuck I need a sports bike
And a 2 stroke
And a big trail
And a little scooter for the vibes.
And a 2 stroke
And a big trail
And a little scooter for the vibes.
Oh shit can I put you on my gift list and sent it to santa?
December 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Oh shit can I put you on my gift list and sent it to santa?
Shit this course is pretty cool
Worth the trip
Worth the trip
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Shit this course is pretty cool
Worth the trip
Worth the trip
I need more stuff to put on my EDC pouch, any ideas?
At the moment I got:
Lighter (for surprise birthday parties)
Multitool (gotta always have those handy)
Documents (in case international ICE shows up)
Painkillers (for ouchies)
Perfume (gotta smell nice when needed)
What else?
At the moment I got:
Lighter (for surprise birthday parties)
Multitool (gotta always have those handy)
Documents (in case international ICE shows up)
Painkillers (for ouchies)
Perfume (gotta smell nice when needed)
What else?
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I need more stuff to put on my EDC pouch, any ideas?
At the moment I got:
Lighter (for surprise birthday parties)
Multitool (gotta always have those handy)
Documents (in case international ICE shows up)
Painkillers (for ouchies)
Perfume (gotta smell nice when needed)
What else?
At the moment I got:
Lighter (for surprise birthday parties)
Multitool (gotta always have those handy)
Documents (in case international ICE shows up)
Painkillers (for ouchies)
Perfume (gotta smell nice when needed)
What else?
YEEEEAAAAAH
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
YEEEEAAAAAH
ALL THE POWER
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
ALL THE POWER
POWERFUL BUILD
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
POWERFUL BUILD
Same here! He's temporarily out bc of an arm surgery but we're already planning a trip when he gets better.
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Same here! He's temporarily out bc of an arm surgery but we're already planning a trip when he gets better.
Reminds me of my own dad, he's the one that got me into riding, he has a 2006 R1200GS
Good man.
Good man.
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Reminds me of my own dad, he's the one that got me into riding, he has a 2006 R1200GS
Good man.
Good man.
First, 4 cylinders, nice
Second, it seems kinda shielded unlike mine, you got the fairings kinda covering them, y'know?
Your dad had any issues with it or not?
Second, it seems kinda shielded unlike mine, you got the fairings kinda covering them, y'know?
Your dad had any issues with it or not?
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
First, 4 cylinders, nice
Second, it seems kinda shielded unlike mine, you got the fairings kinda covering them, y'know?
Your dad had any issues with it or not?
Second, it seems kinda shielded unlike mine, you got the fairings kinda covering them, y'know?
Your dad had any issues with it or not?
Not a bad idea.
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Not a bad idea.
Hm
Yeah I can see that, should've thought about it...
Yeah I can see that, should've thought about it...
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Hm
Yeah I can see that, should've thought about it...
Yeah I can see that, should've thought about it...
Explain
Why will it ruin the exhaust?
Why will it ruin the exhaust?
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Explain
Why will it ruin the exhaust?
Why will it ruin the exhaust?
I know I have good taste hehehehe nah jk jk, but I knew it'd look good on my bike, fits the style really well.
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I know I have good taste hehehehe nah jk jk, but I knew it'd look good on my bike, fits the style really well.
Thoughts on the exhaust wrap?
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Thoughts on the exhaust wrap?