Lean Bean ✨
@derogatoryword.bsky.social
36. Still in my #POTS & pans. Still unhinged. Still Queer. Forehead still big. Still write about sex. Still BIG Lean. ✨
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Lean Bean ✨
@derogatoryword.bsky.social
· Mar 17
a cartoon of a dog surrounded by hearts with the words love you written above it
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I love everyone.
Always.
All ways.
Except..
Cancers.
Virgo's.
People who don't eat all the chicken off the wing.
People who sneeze.
People who breathe.
Other than that....
Always.
All ways.
Except..
Cancers.
Virgo's.
People who don't eat all the chicken off the wing.
People who sneeze.
People who breathe.
Other than that....
Being a year older hasn't felt like anything but sleep so far......
I've been tearing some sleep UP.
I've been tearing some sleep UP.
October 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Being a year older hasn't felt like anything but sleep so far......
I've been tearing some sleep UP.
I've been tearing some sleep UP.
My shit looks like a Cream Saver now.... I miss this vibrant pink!
July 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
My shit looks like a Cream Saver now.... I miss this vibrant pink!
Me & my SUNsin. 🌞
June 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Me & my SUNsin. 🌞
Enjoying my "Rainbow Summer" hair color journey & the next color is loading up on Tuesday. 🌈
Purple & Yellow have been a good time.
But, I'm excited for what's next!
Purple & Yellow have been a good time.
But, I'm excited for what's next!
June 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Enjoying my "Rainbow Summer" hair color journey & the next color is loading up on Tuesday. 🌈
Purple & Yellow have been a good time.
But, I'm excited for what's next!
Purple & Yellow have been a good time.
But, I'm excited for what's next!
I wouldn't even tattoo my government on my skin..... I mean?
June 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I wouldn't even tattoo my government on my skin..... I mean?
The peen or the poon ain't never had me that reckless.
Matching or themed? Sure.
Their government? Never.
Matching or themed? Sure.
Their government? Never.
Are you get your partner named tattooed on you type of lover?
June 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The peen or the poon ain't never had me that reckless.
Matching or themed? Sure.
Their government? Never.
Matching or themed? Sure.
Their government? Never.
They're over on Twitter calling me an "elder gay" & I don't like it....
a woman wearing a purple shirt and hoop earrings is laying on a bed with her arms crossed
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June 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
They're over on Twitter calling me an "elder gay" & I don't like it....
This is when we should punt their little asses like a football...
June 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
This is when we should punt their little asses like a football...
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if the steelers wanted a quarterback who is old and crazy, i would have shown up at latrobe weeks ago.
June 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
if the steelers wanted a quarterback who is old and crazy, i would have shown up at latrobe weeks ago.
A "dink" is sending me.....
Men with little willies deserve love too…
Having said that, you know if you got enough 🍆 to get past the cheeks! Stop hunting women with DONK! Get you a petite girly with a dink 😅
Having said that, you know if you got enough 🍆 to get past the cheeks! Stop hunting women with DONK! Get you a petite girly with a dink 😅
June 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
A "dink" is sending me.....
The way I'mma gon' head & go home for this one! Shaking ass all up & through the National Harbor.....
He’s far from finished 🙌🏿 T-Pain announces new tour kicking off in the fall
The TP20 Tour: Celebrating 20 Years of T-Pain
Tickets on sale Friday
The TP20 Tour: Celebrating 20 Years of T-Pain
Tickets on sale Friday
June 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The way I'mma gon' head & go home for this one! Shaking ass all up & through the National Harbor.....
Act accordingly.
Move accordingly.
If I return the energy you give me.....
You'd want to drink bleach & end it all.
Move accordingly.
If I return the energy you give me.....
You'd want to drink bleach & end it all.
June 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Act accordingly.
Move accordingly.
If I return the energy you give me.....
You'd want to drink bleach & end it all.
Move accordingly.
If I return the energy you give me.....
You'd want to drink bleach & end it all.
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I have an announcement to make! 😁✨
June 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I have an announcement to make! 😁✨
😍😍
Thrilljoy reveals the new Corpse Bride Victor and Skeleton Chase PIX! Coming soon ~ #FPN #CorpseBride #FunkoPOPNews #Thrilljoy #PIX #MegaPIX
June 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
😍😍
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I desire love and intimacy in a way that feels overwhelming. I can feel it in my entire body, like a switch was flipped.
Almost like I’m dying of thirst.
Almost like I’m dying of thirst.
June 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I desire love and intimacy in a way that feels overwhelming. I can feel it in my entire body, like a switch was flipped.
Almost like I’m dying of thirst.
Almost like I’m dying of thirst.
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Smelling good is a way of life. I can’t walk out the house if I didn’t put cologne/oils/perfume on
June 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Smelling good is a way of life. I can’t walk out the house if I didn’t put cologne/oils/perfume on
Got three Lego sets today.
It's been awhile but, I'm here for it.
The first one was just too cute to leave at the store.
It's been awhile but, I'm here for it.
The first one was just too cute to leave at the store.
June 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Got three Lego sets today.
It's been awhile but, I'm here for it.
The first one was just too cute to leave at the store.
It's been awhile but, I'm here for it.
The first one was just too cute to leave at the store.
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Happy Pride yall 🌈
June 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Happy Pride yall 🌈
I got high & went to Jason's Deli.
Got a turkey sammich on Foccacia w/ some Salt & Vinegar chips.
The went to Cinnabon & tore down on a perfectly made cinnamon bun.
It was...magical.
Got a turkey sammich on Foccacia w/ some Salt & Vinegar chips.
The went to Cinnabon & tore down on a perfectly made cinnamon bun.
It was...magical.
June 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I got high & went to Jason's Deli.
Got a turkey sammich on Foccacia w/ some Salt & Vinegar chips.
The went to Cinnabon & tore down on a perfectly made cinnamon bun.
It was...magical.
Got a turkey sammich on Foccacia w/ some Salt & Vinegar chips.
The went to Cinnabon & tore down on a perfectly made cinnamon bun.
It was...magical.
So I almost got ran off the road by a utility truck.......
I was livid more than I was scared & my inner Dexter was triggered, immediately.
I was livid more than I was scared & my inner Dexter was triggered, immediately.
May 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
So I almost got ran off the road by a utility truck.......
I was livid more than I was scared & my inner Dexter was triggered, immediately.
I was livid more than I was scared & my inner Dexter was triggered, immediately.
Emphasis on "Leave us the fuck alone"
In our year of 20 and 25, I want straight women to stop thinking it's easier to date a woman. Leave us the fuck alone. Your life will be hell.
May 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Emphasis on "Leave us the fuck alone"
Too well.
That's the problem.
That's the problem.
Honest question: y'all know how to flirt?
May 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Too well.
That's the problem.
That's the problem.