Der Hase
@derhase154.bsky.social
Dnd nerd | enby | they/them | level 32 | Married | MI, USA
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Der Hase
@derhase154.bsky.social
· Dec 19
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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My TV's POV of me and @darkinvadersam.bsky.social waiting for the #hazbinhotel season 2 finale to drop in 2 min
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 AM
My TV's POV of me and @darkinvadersam.bsky.social waiting for the #hazbinhotel season 2 finale to drop in 2 min
Looking like the cruze is totaled. RIP Loona. 🖕 allstate. If you have them, switch before something bad happens. Fucking garbage company. Low balling everything from the get go.
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Looking like the cruze is totaled. RIP Loona. 🖕 allstate. If you have them, switch before something bad happens. Fucking garbage company. Low balling everything from the get go.
Making my own yule decorations for the tree.
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Making my own yule decorations for the tree.
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AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"
Me trying to not completely lose my shit at the poor level one allstate call center people because their bosses are NOT HELPING ME. (for the record i haven't went full Karen on them but BOY is it getting harrrrd)
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Me trying to not completely lose my shit at the poor level one allstate call center people because their bosses are NOT HELPING ME. (for the record i haven't went full Karen on them but BOY is it getting harrrrd)
If insurance is mandatory (doesnt matter car, home, renters, health... etc.) it shouldnt be for profit. Hey allstate FUCK YOU.
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If insurance is mandatory (doesnt matter car, home, renters, health... etc.) it shouldnt be for profit. Hey allstate FUCK YOU.
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USA FRIENDS - IF YOU HAVE ELECTIONS IN YOUR STATE DON’T FORGET YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO VOTE!
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
USA FRIENDS - IF YOU HAVE ELECTIONS IN YOUR STATE DON’T FORGET YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO VOTE!
Things that should rely on credit:
Credit cards
Large purchases
Loans
Things that shouldn't rely on credit:
Car insurance pricing
Rent (unless they report it)
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk
Credit cards
Large purchases
Loans
Things that shouldn't rely on credit:
Car insurance pricing
Rent (unless they report it)
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk
October 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Things that should rely on credit:
Credit cards
Large purchases
Loans
Things that shouldn't rely on credit:
Car insurance pricing
Rent (unless they report it)
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk
Credit cards
Large purchases
Loans
Things that shouldn't rely on credit:
Car insurance pricing
Rent (unless they report it)
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk
Me waiting on my background check so I can start work again.
September 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Me waiting on my background check so I can start work again.
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Update on my ongoing fight with FedEx. First off: this has been an ongoing feud between me and the company. They constantly mess up our deliveries. Second off: checked my security camera footage AND NO FEDEX TRUCK CAME.
I'm gonna fight my fedex driver. "We tried to deliver... blah blah blah"
A. Fuck you you didnt buzz or knock
B. ITS LITERALLY PET FOOD. JUST LEAVE IT OUTSIDE. I LITERALLY PUT THAT IN MY INSTRUCTIONS. WHY IS READING HARD.
A. Fuck you you didnt buzz or knock
B. ITS LITERALLY PET FOOD. JUST LEAVE IT OUTSIDE. I LITERALLY PUT THAT IN MY INSTRUCTIONS. WHY IS READING HARD.
August 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Update on my ongoing fight with FedEx. First off: this has been an ongoing feud between me and the company. They constantly mess up our deliveries. Second off: checked my security camera footage AND NO FEDEX TRUCK CAME.
I'm gonna fight my fedex driver. "We tried to deliver... blah blah blah"
A. Fuck you you didnt buzz or knock
B. ITS LITERALLY PET FOOD. JUST LEAVE IT OUTSIDE. I LITERALLY PUT THAT IN MY INSTRUCTIONS. WHY IS READING HARD.
A. Fuck you you didnt buzz or knock
B. ITS LITERALLY PET FOOD. JUST LEAVE IT OUTSIDE. I LITERALLY PUT THAT IN MY INSTRUCTIONS. WHY IS READING HARD.
August 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I'm gonna fight my fedex driver. "We tried to deliver... blah blah blah"
A. Fuck you you didnt buzz or knock
B. ITS LITERALLY PET FOOD. JUST LEAVE IT OUTSIDE. I LITERALLY PUT THAT IN MY INSTRUCTIONS. WHY IS READING HARD.
A. Fuck you you didnt buzz or knock
B. ITS LITERALLY PET FOOD. JUST LEAVE IT OUTSIDE. I LITERALLY PUT THAT IN MY INSTRUCTIONS. WHY IS READING HARD.
Heels nails blade mascara....
August 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Heels nails blade mascara....
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It was an unpleasant business, but every four years, Grimace required a blood sacrifice, and well, nobody really much liked Brandon anyway.
July 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
It was an unpleasant business, but every four years, Grimace required a blood sacrifice, and well, nobody really much liked Brandon anyway.
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Air Bud Returns...
FROM THE DEAD.
After twenty years in the ground, raised by the forces of darkness, this golden retriever will show them all that there is no rule preventing an undead dog from playing basketball.
WITH YOUR SKULLS
FROM THE DEAD.
After twenty years in the ground, raised by the forces of darkness, this golden retriever will show them all that there is no rule preventing an undead dog from playing basketball.
WITH YOUR SKULLS
July 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Air Bud Returns...
FROM THE DEAD.
After twenty years in the ground, raised by the forces of darkness, this golden retriever will show them all that there is no rule preventing an undead dog from playing basketball.
WITH YOUR SKULLS
FROM THE DEAD.
After twenty years in the ground, raised by the forces of darkness, this golden retriever will show them all that there is no rule preventing an undead dog from playing basketball.
WITH YOUR SKULLS
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Saw Air Bud trending and immediately got worried that he’d passed too
a man in a brown leather jacket is looking at something
Alt: a man in a brown leather jacket is looking at something
media.tenor.com
July 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Saw Air Bud trending and immediately got worried that he’d passed too
Injured kitty update:
Vet tech where we brought her in is adopting her. I would have liked to keep her but we can't take on another animal. They're all hopeful she'll live after fixing her up as best as she can be. Also a bunch of ppl donated and paid for her vet bill for today
Vet tech where we brought her in is adopting her. I would have liked to keep her but we can't take on another animal. They're all hopeful she'll live after fixing her up as best as she can be. Also a bunch of ppl donated and paid for her vet bill for today
Cats out here breaking my fucking heart and soul. Poor kitten we just saved has a bad neck wound. Not actively bleeding and he's had it a few days. I'll spare photos because its bad and id need to put a TW on. Poor thing.
July 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Injured kitty update:
Vet tech where we brought her in is adopting her. I would have liked to keep her but we can't take on another animal. They're all hopeful she'll live after fixing her up as best as she can be. Also a bunch of ppl donated and paid for her vet bill for today
Vet tech where we brought her in is adopting her. I would have liked to keep her but we can't take on another animal. They're all hopeful she'll live after fixing her up as best as she can be. Also a bunch of ppl donated and paid for her vet bill for today
Cats out here breaking my fucking heart and soul. Poor kitten we just saved has a bad neck wound. Not actively bleeding and he's had it a few days. I'll spare photos because its bad and id need to put a TW on. Poor thing.
July 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Cats out here breaking my fucking heart and soul. Poor kitten we just saved has a bad neck wound. Not actively bleeding and he's had it a few days. I'll spare photos because its bad and id need to put a TW on. Poor thing.
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie... time to read LOTR again
July 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie... time to read LOTR again
If you ever wanna know the difference between a migraine and a headache, drive a railroad spike in your skull. That's a migraine. Headache is a slight head bump by comparison.
July 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If you ever wanna know the difference between a migraine and a headache, drive a railroad spike in your skull. That's a migraine. Headache is a slight head bump by comparison.