Derek Martz
@derekmartz.bsky.social
I guess this is happening now.
Every Avatar movie is going to be less and less noticeable until we get to Avatar 6, which will have been the first film to make one trillion dollars with 47 tickets sold.
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Every Avatar movie is going to be less and less noticeable until we get to Avatar 6, which will have been the first film to make one trillion dollars with 47 tickets sold.
I thought this was Trinity K. Bonet.
September 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I thought this was Trinity K. Bonet.
Just found out Paul Shaffer is straight and I am reeling.
September 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Just found out Paul Shaffer is straight and I am reeling.
On The X-Files, the credits ended with the mission statement of the whole series: “The truth is out there.” Chris Carter’s next show, Millennium’s was somewhat less inspiring.
a yellow house with a red roof and a chimney on top
ALT: a yellow house with a red roof and a chimney on top
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September 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
On The X-Files, the credits ended with the mission statement of the whole series: “The truth is out there.” Chris Carter’s next show, Millennium’s was somewhat less inspiring.
Today I learned that Dr. Seuss's first book was called The Pocket Book of Boners.
September 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Today I learned that Dr. Seuss's first book was called The Pocket Book of Boners.
If a Daniel Craig movie took one and a half minutes out of its runtime just to dunk on my lack of productivity, I would never show my face in public again.
'Logan Lucky' released in theaters 8 years ago and this George R.R. Martin joke still holds true today
August 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If a Daniel Craig movie took one and a half minutes out of its runtime just to dunk on my lack of productivity, I would never show my face in public again.
@samreich.bsky.social May we please have an episode of Make Some Noise with @mikewtrapp.bsky.social?
July 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
@samreich.bsky.social May we please have an episode of Make Some Noise with @mikewtrapp.bsky.social?
“You’ve heard from the anti-rape-culture comedian, now hear the other side!” Thanks HBO Max! Good to see that while your name (un)changed, your algorithm is still just as accurate.
July 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
“You’ve heard from the anti-rape-culture comedian, now hear the other side!” Thanks HBO Max! Good to see that while your name (un)changed, your algorithm is still just as accurate.
Idea: a music festival where 25 artists play the one song of theirs I care about. Also, it’s indoors, air conditioned, and seated.
July 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Idea: a music festival where 25 artists play the one song of theirs I care about. Also, it’s indoors, air conditioned, and seated.
Watching ER.
“We’ve got a chemical burn incoming.”
“Oh no!” I think.
It’s a young Michael Rappaport.
“Let him die.”
“We’ve got a chemical burn incoming.”
“Oh no!” I think.
It’s a young Michael Rappaport.
“Let him die.”
June 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Watching ER.
“We’ve got a chemical burn incoming.”
“Oh no!” I think.
It’s a young Michael Rappaport.
“Let him die.”
“We’ve got a chemical burn incoming.”
“Oh no!” I think.
It’s a young Michael Rappaport.
“Let him die.”
Every time I complete a CAPTCHA, I think of Christine O'Donnell. "I'm not a robot. I'm nothing you've heard."
June 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Every time I complete a CAPTCHA, I think of Christine O'Donnell. "I'm not a robot. I'm nothing you've heard."
Let's name songs we don't want anyone to cover. For example, I think "London Calling" only works with Joe Strummer snarling it.
June 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Let's name songs we don't want anyone to cover. For example, I think "London Calling" only works with Joe Strummer snarling it.
I really need a TV version of Letterboxd. I have so many pithy little bon mots about 27 year old episodes of ER!
June 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I really need a TV version of Letterboxd. I have so many pithy little bon mots about 27 year old episodes of ER!
I am worried about Russell T. Davies. I think he might have some very serious undiagnosed brain damage.
June 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I am worried about Russell T. Davies. I think he might have some very serious undiagnosed brain damage.
@paulscheer.com Great show! The photo op poses at the end are genuinely a genius idea for reducing distractions.
May 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
@paulscheer.com Great show! The photo op poses at the end are genuinely a genius idea for reducing distractions.
I miss the days when I would watch basically anything just because it was available in HD. 2007ish, when channels had separate HD feeds.
February 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I miss the days when I would watch basically anything just because it was available in HD. 2007ish, when channels had separate HD feeds.
Carol of the Bells is so needlessly intense. “Here are nine cute singalongs and one track from The Omen score.”
December 24, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Carol of the Bells is so needlessly intense. “Here are nine cute singalongs and one track from The Omen score.”
Pro tip for reducing your screen time stats on your phone: switch between your phone and a tablet every half an hour.
December 12, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Pro tip for reducing your screen time stats on your phone: switch between your phone and a tablet every half an hour.
I’m on a show! It’s called Down in Front and we do live improvised movie riffing every Friday night on Twitch. This week, we’re watching Christmas With a Prince, not to be confused with the following:
Join us for deep snow and deep hurting!
Twitch.tv/downinfrontlive
Join us for deep snow and deep hurting!
Twitch.tv/downinfrontlive
December 5, 2024 at 5:35 PM
I’m on a show! It’s called Down in Front and we do live improvised movie riffing every Friday night on Twitch. This week, we’re watching Christmas With a Prince, not to be confused with the following:
Join us for deep snow and deep hurting!
Twitch.tv/downinfrontlive
Join us for deep snow and deep hurting!
Twitch.tv/downinfrontlive
So many drag queens named Crystal. What about more useful minerals? Welcome to the stage Kelsey Um!
December 5, 2024 at 5:08 AM
So many drag queens named Crystal. What about more useful minerals? Welcome to the stage Kelsey Um!
Steve Zahn looks like every member of the Fellowship of the Ring combined, but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.
December 1, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Steve Zahn looks like every member of the Fellowship of the Ring combined, but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.
What’s the best new title my mom has given a song today? “Wind It Up” by The Rolling Stones or “He’s A Skunk Boy” by TLC? (No Scrubs)
November 30, 2024 at 9:06 PM
What’s the best new title my mom has given a song today? “Wind It Up” by The Rolling Stones or “He’s A Skunk Boy” by TLC? (No Scrubs)
OH SHIT! I just remembered I still need to do my Ice Bucket Challenge video.
November 30, 2024 at 5:00 AM
OH SHIT! I just remembered I still need to do my Ice Bucket Challenge video.