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"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny."
THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too.
(I start sucking the third guy's dick.)
That's funny.
- JF
#TheJokingGamer #ad
THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too.
(I start sucking the third guy's dick.)
That's funny.
- JF
#TheJokingGamer #ad
January 29, 2026 at 1:43 AM
"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny."
THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too.
(I start sucking the third guy's dick.)
That's funny.
- JF
#TheJokingGamer #ad
THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too.
(I start sucking the third guy's dick.)
That's funny.
- JF
#TheJokingGamer #ad
My life philosophy? Plan like Batman, fight like Goku, play like SpongeBob. ✊😤
January 22, 2026 at 8:49 PM
My life philosophy? Plan like Batman, fight like Goku, play like SpongeBob. ✊😤
Any and all action taken against Elon Musk is justifiable. It's genuinely a shame that he is alive.
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Any and all action taken against Elon Musk is justifiable. It's genuinely a shame that he is alive.
I'm sorry this is ridiculous, you guys have to scrap this.
@moderation.bsky.app
An account I follow and have notifications on for - I have to click an extra button to see their posts, because you have deemed them "rude"? Let's be adults please.
@moderation.bsky.app
An account I follow and have notifications on for - I have to click an extra button to see their posts, because you have deemed them "rude"? Let's be adults please.
December 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I'm sorry this is ridiculous, you guys have to scrap this.
@moderation.bsky.app
An account I follow and have notifications on for - I have to click an extra button to see their posts, because you have deemed them "rude"? Let's be adults please.
@moderation.bsky.app
An account I follow and have notifications on for - I have to click an extra button to see their posts, because you have deemed them "rude"? Let's be adults please.
It was a Johnny Cash lyric in response to an article about Johnny Cash.
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It was a Johnny Cash lyric in response to an article about Johnny Cash.
Trash talker at the Big Fuckathon World Cup who tells his rivals "your penis is irrelevant and washed"
October 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Trash talker at the Big Fuckathon World Cup who tells his rivals "your penis is irrelevant and washed"
i wonder if there's a weird kind of guy in Afghanistan with pro al-Qaeda but anti-Taliban politics
October 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i wonder if there's a weird kind of guy in Afghanistan with pro al-Qaeda but anti-Taliban politics
Taylor Swift finally has icarus moment by copyright striking Moist Critical? curtains for zoosha.
October 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Taylor Swift finally has icarus moment by copyright striking Moist Critical? curtains for zoosha.
“IShowSpeed” please, how about a streamer called “IShowIntegrity” wouldn’t that be something 🙄
October 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“IShowSpeed” please, how about a streamer called “IShowIntegrity” wouldn’t that be something 🙄
The prompts on hinge are terrible
“What would your therapist say about you”
Nothing at all I’d assume 🤨
“What would your therapist say about you”
Nothing at all I’d assume 🤨
August 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The prompts on hinge are terrible
“What would your therapist say about you”
Nothing at all I’d assume 🤨
“What would your therapist say about you”
Nothing at all I’d assume 🤨
Doxxing the monkeys at the zoo - they're right in that cage over there.
August 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Doxxing the monkeys at the zoo - they're right in that cage over there.
Let your stalkers become big knockers in the bra of success #wednesdaywisdom
June 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Let your stalkers become big knockers in the bra of success #wednesdaywisdom
the banks are out of money! load your guns and start firing wildly! #beastmode
April 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
the banks are out of money! load your guns and start firing wildly! #beastmode
can anyone explain why boomers think "fuck around find out" is so clever and funny.
February 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
can anyone explain why boomers think "fuck around find out" is so clever and funny.
Oooaaaauuuwwwwweeee
January 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Oooaaaauuuwwwwweeee
Right now this place is an unpleasant marriage of weird twitter leftists and resistance boomers who probably belong on FB or in the comments section of their local news articles.
January 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Right now this place is an unpleasant marriage of weird twitter leftists and resistance boomers who probably belong on FB or in the comments section of their local news articles.
Source - In the new season of the simpsons, Marge will buy Homer a donussy
January 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Source - In the new season of the simpsons, Marge will buy Homer a donussy
who says google is worthless. i searched "annoying nfl quarterback guy" and Aaron Rogers was the featured snippet.
December 19, 2024 at 5:46 AM
who says google is worthless. i searched "annoying nfl quarterback guy" and Aaron Rogers was the featured snippet.
I had too many chocolate peanut butter bars at lunch so let's see what I can fit in my macros. Looking like dinner is 3 scoops of protein powder 🙂👍
December 19, 2024 at 12:39 AM
I had too many chocolate peanut butter bars at lunch so let's see what I can fit in my macros. Looking like dinner is 3 scoops of protein powder 🙂👍
I'm going to become one of those guys who retweets a bunch of giveaways on twitter. I just want a new PC. That site is slop so I don't feel embarrassed about it now
December 15, 2024 at 1:40 AM
I'm going to become one of those guys who retweets a bunch of giveaways on twitter. I just want a new PC. That site is slop so I don't feel embarrassed about it now
@localthunk.bsky.social hear me out - a multiplayer option for balatro where your friends can drop in. they can get say one booster pack per round. they can use it to either help or mess with the player. is that anything?
December 10, 2024 at 8:38 PM
@localthunk.bsky.social hear me out - a multiplayer option for balatro where your friends can drop in. they can get say one booster pack per round. they can use it to either help or mess with the player. is that anything?
(seeing a bunch of women horny post about the assassin) I did it
December 9, 2024 at 3:45 AM
(seeing a bunch of women horny post about the assassin) I did it
Defending my thesis on the dynamic of tiny uncs and Large Little Bros in popular media. Wish me luck 😃
December 3, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Defending my thesis on the dynamic of tiny uncs and Large Little Bros in popular media. Wish me luck 😃
the proliferation of stake ads. Viral tweets just get bombarded with AI spam replies. Community notes are used to make reddit tier clapbacks at the OP. Any contentious discussion is filled with people typing slurs at each other. The total normalization of racism and white supremacists.
I definitely feel less and less interested in Twitter, but I appreciate this because it has the exact vibe I'd use to describe how it feels right now. A man desperate for relevance makes escalating levels of bad decisions in pursuit of the love of a man who lacks empathy or morals
December 1, 2024 at 8:39 AM
the proliferation of stake ads. Viral tweets just get bombarded with AI spam replies. Community notes are used to make reddit tier clapbacks at the OP. Any contentious discussion is filled with people typing slurs at each other. The total normalization of racism and white supremacists.