Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum
@deptofmetaphysics.bsky.social
PhD in Metaphysical Theology. Doctorate in Spiritual Counseling. Researcher of the High Strangeness. I write about Consciousness, The Occult, and metaphysics. https://medium.com/@DrAndrewSaum
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The downside of the "Space Wizard" gig is the entourage. I’m just trying to manage and suddenly my living room is occupied by a twelve-foot obsidian reaper and a fifteen-foot brute with a flaming staff. Seraphina is easier; she just floats there with a a cosmic stare. They are hell on the upholstery
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The downside of the "Space Wizard" gig is the entourage. I’m just trying to manage and suddenly my living room is occupied by a twelve-foot obsidian reaper and a fifteen-foot brute with a flaming staff. Seraphina is easier; she just floats there with a a cosmic stare. They are hell on the upholstery
We let pop culture ruin the word. "Wizard" didn't start with pointy hats; it started with the Middle English "wys" (wise). It was a job title for the philosopher who knew how the universe worked. My next book, "Space Wizard," is an attempt to take the title back.
#spacewizard #drbeyond
#spacewizard #drbeyond
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
We let pop culture ruin the word. "Wizard" didn't start with pointy hats; it started with the Middle English "wys" (wise). It was a job title for the philosopher who knew how the universe worked. My next book, "Space Wizard," is an attempt to take the title back.
#spacewizard #drbeyond
#spacewizard #drbeyond
Lucid dreaming is great until you realize the server is unstable. I get into the room, I start asking the NPCs the big questions, and then—crash. Wake up. Reboot. Load save file. Seven times in a row. I’m not resting; I’m just troubleshooting the code all night.
#GrimChuckles #Lucid
#GrimChuckles #Lucid
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Lucid dreaming is great until you realize the server is unstable. I get into the room, I start asking the NPCs the big questions, and then—crash. Wake up. Reboot. Load save file. Seven times in a row. I’m not resting; I’m just troubleshooting the code all night.
#GrimChuckles #Lucid
#GrimChuckles #Lucid
I promise this is the most fun you can have contemplating the unknown tonight. I broke down types of hidden realities: Aliens, Time Travelers, Interdimensional Tricksters, and the things hiding in the ocean. Come for the Mothman, stay for the existential crisis.
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UAP, Myths, and Shadow Biospheres
(Spoiler: The Call is Coming From Inside the Planet)
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December 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I promise this is the most fun you can have contemplating the unknown tonight. I broke down types of hidden realities: Aliens, Time Travelers, Interdimensional Tricksters, and the things hiding in the ocean. Come for the Mothman, stay for the existential crisis.
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Laying here patting Ajax. Is it the chronic pain or the weight of infinite probability pressing down? If you are awake too, staring into the void, remember: You are the just the universe experiencing itself having a bad night's sleep. We endure.
#DrBeyond #ChronicPain #Metaphysics #Ajaxdigsit
#DrBeyond #ChronicPain #Metaphysics #Ajaxdigsit
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Laying here patting Ajax. Is it the chronic pain or the weight of infinite probability pressing down? If you are awake too, staring into the void, remember: You are the just the universe experiencing itself having a bad night's sleep. We endure.
#DrBeyond #ChronicPain #Metaphysics #Ajaxdigsit
#DrBeyond #ChronicPain #Metaphysics #Ajaxdigsit
Stop asking your pendulum if he loves you.
It’s called the Ideomotor Effect. Unless you master the "Null State" (pure apathy), you’re just creating an echo chamber for your ego.
How to stop lying to yourself
#DrBeyond #Occult #spacewizard
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It’s called the Ideomotor Effect. Unless you master the "Null State" (pure apathy), you’re just creating an echo chamber for your ego.
How to stop lying to yourself
#DrBeyond #Occult #spacewizard
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How to Use a Pendulum Without Lying to Yourself
(The Art of the Ideomotor Response)
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December 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Stop asking your pendulum if he loves you.
It’s called the Ideomotor Effect. Unless you master the "Null State" (pure apathy), you’re just creating an echo chamber for your ego.
How to stop lying to yourself
#DrBeyond #Occult #spacewizard
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It’s called the Ideomotor Effect. Unless you master the "Null State" (pure apathy), you’re just creating an echo chamber for your ego.
How to stop lying to yourself
#DrBeyond #Occult #spacewizard
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There is a profound irony in simulating intergalactic warfare to lower my blood pressure. Mark and I are diving into Helldivers 2 tonight. Apparently, the only way to silence the glitches in my own biology is to fight digital bugs for Managed Democracy. We do what we must.
#helldivers #drbeyond
#helldivers #drbeyond
December 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
There is a profound irony in simulating intergalactic warfare to lower my blood pressure. Mark and I are diving into Helldivers 2 tonight. Apparently, the only way to silence the glitches in my own biology is to fight digital bugs for Managed Democracy. We do what we must.
#helldivers #drbeyond
#helldivers #drbeyond
I never could get a hold of thursdays...
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I never could get a hold of thursdays...
Yes, you can fly. Yes, you can do that too. The dream realm is a sandbox, but most people are stuck watching a cutscene. Here are the cheat codes to take control of the simulation. I’m bypassing the paywall for you—the astral plane shouldn't have a toll booth.
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#DrBeyond
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#DrBeyond
Lucid Dreaming 101 ( Yes, You Can Fly. Yes, You Can Do THAT Too.)
We spend one-third of our lives asleep. If you live to be 90, that is 30 years spent in the dark. Most people treat this as “dead time.”…
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December 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Yes, you can fly. Yes, you can do that too. The dream realm is a sandbox, but most people are stuck watching a cutscene. Here are the cheat codes to take control of the simulation. I’m bypassing the paywall for you—the astral plane shouldn't have a toll booth.
medium.com/@DrAndrewSau...
#DrBeyond
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#DrBeyond
Happy Wednesday, travelers. We have reached the fulcrum of the week—the balance point between the launch and the landing. If the energy feels heavy today, remember: You are the anchor, not the boat. Hold your center, breathe through the static, and keep the frequency high.
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Happy Wednesday, travelers. We have reached the fulcrum of the week—the balance point between the launch and the landing. If the energy feels heavy today, remember: You are the anchor, not the boat. Hold your center, breathe through the static, and keep the frequency high.
PART 4
A brain burner for the void: I have no voice, but I scream when you ignore me. I have no mass, but I am heavy enough to crush you. I am not time, but I run out if you don't use me. What am I? (Answer in the comments. Wrong answers only. I will grade them telepathically.)
#SpaceWys #DrBeyond
A brain burner for the void: I have no voice, but I scream when you ignore me. I have no mass, but I am heavy enough to crush you. I am not time, but I run out if you don't use me. What am I? (Answer in the comments. Wrong answers only. I will grade them telepathically.)
#SpaceWys #DrBeyond
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
PART 1
I spent three hours today arguing with a lower astral entity who turned out to just be my own caffeine withdrawal. This leads me to my next : How much of your "intuition" is actually just indigestion or lack of sleep? Be honest. The Shadow Self knows when you are lying. #SpaceWys #DrBeyond
I spent three hours today arguing with a lower astral entity who turned out to just be my own caffeine withdrawal. This leads me to my next : How much of your "intuition" is actually just indigestion or lack of sleep? Be honest. The Shadow Self knows when you are lying. #SpaceWys #DrBeyond
December 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Question for the collective unconscious: If the Universe is constantly expanding, what is it expanding into? If you say "nothingness," does that mean "nothing" has a boundary? And if "nothing" has a boundary, isn't it technically "something"? Sleep tight.
#SpaceWys #DrBeyond
#SpaceWys #DrBeyond
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
We are in the endgame. Just finished eps 1-4. It’s basically a docu-series on Unity Consciousness vs. The Void. Fear is the mind-killer, but it makes for great TV. Keep your shields up, the frequency is heavy! #SpaceWys #DrBeyond #StrangerThings
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
We are in the endgame. Just finished eps 1-4. It’s basically a docu-series on Unity Consciousness vs. The Void. Fear is the mind-killer, but it makes for great TV. Keep your shields up, the frequency is heavy! #SpaceWys #DrBeyond #StrangerThings
Want to FaceTime E.T. without a data plan? 🛸✨ My full guide on the CE-5 Protocol is live. It’s not abduction—it’s an invitation. Learn how to use your consciousness to make contact, vector craft, and enjoy the show. Read the full manual for free here:
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#CE5 #UFO #SpaceWys
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#CE5 #UFO #SpaceWys
The CE-5 Protocol (Calling the Cosmos)
We spend so much time looking at the stars, but rarely do we ask them to look back. The CE-5 (Close Encounter of the Fifth Kind)…
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December 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Want to FaceTime E.T. without a data plan? 🛸✨ My full guide on the CE-5 Protocol is live. It’s not abduction—it’s an invitation. Learn how to use your consciousness to make contact, vector craft, and enjoy the show. Read the full manual for free here:
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#CE5 #UFO #SpaceWys
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#CE5 #UFO #SpaceWys
Marge and the crew are carrying the emotional weight of the show perfectly. But you know me... if you ask for my favorite character? Is it the monster? Yes. 🎈 I have to root for the ancient, shapeshifting, interdimensional entity. It’s just professional courtesy at this point. #WelcomeToDerry"
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Marge and the crew are carrying the emotional weight of the show perfectly. But you know me... if you ask for my favorite character? Is it the monster? Yes. 🎈 I have to root for the ancient, shapeshifting, interdimensional entity. It’s just professional courtesy at this point. #WelcomeToDerry"
Up and At them! The physical vessel is online, the coffee is brewing, and the Mondays are behind us. Tuesday is my 'Monday,' which means the veil is lifting, it’s time to get to work. Be kind to your consciousness today; it just spent all night traveling.
#DrBeyond #Consciousness #TuesdayVibe
#DrBeyond #Consciousness #TuesdayVibe
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Up and At them! The physical vessel is online, the coffee is brewing, and the Mondays are behind us. Tuesday is my 'Monday,' which means the veil is lifting, it’s time to get to work. Be kind to your consciousness today; it just spent all night traveling.
#DrBeyond #Consciousness #TuesdayVibe
#DrBeyond #Consciousness #TuesdayVibe
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December 2, 2025 at 5:29 AM
BAHAHAHA
The Witching Hour approaches. 🕰️🕯️
Monday's ending, which means the veil is thinning. Perfect time to read "The Atomic Tear" on Medium or draft the next chapter of the Space Wizard saga.
The entities in my office are asking for spoilers. I told them to wait for the paperback.
#DrBeyond
Monday's ending, which means the veil is thinning. Perfect time to read "The Atomic Tear" on Medium or draft the next chapter of the Space Wizard saga.
The entities in my office are asking for spoilers. I told them to wait for the paperback.
#DrBeyond
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The Witching Hour approaches. 🕰️🕯️
Monday's ending, which means the veil is thinning. Perfect time to read "The Atomic Tear" on Medium or draft the next chapter of the Space Wizard saga.
The entities in my office are asking for spoilers. I told them to wait for the paperback.
#DrBeyond
Monday's ending, which means the veil is thinning. Perfect time to read "The Atomic Tear" on Medium or draft the next chapter of the Space Wizard saga.
The entities in my office are asking for spoilers. I told them to wait for the paperback.
#DrBeyond
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I have been studying the metaphysical architecture of this timeline for years, but the phrase 'Woke Bill Kristol is mogging the Democratic Party' is a level of simulation glitch I was not prepared for.
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I have been studying the metaphysical architecture of this timeline for years, but the phrase 'Woke Bill Kristol is mogging the Democratic Party' is a level of simulation glitch I was not prepared for.
The Monday "Day of Silence" is complete.
Batteries are recharged. The energetic barriers held. Now we prepare to re-enter the stream of Tuesday.
Sleep well, friends. May your astral travels be interesting.
#MondayEvening #Consciousness #DrBeyond
Batteries are recharged. The energetic barriers held. Now we prepare to re-enter the stream of Tuesday.
Sleep well, friends. May your astral travels be interesting.
#MondayEvening #Consciousness #DrBeyond
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The Monday "Day of Silence" is complete.
Batteries are recharged. The energetic barriers held. Now we prepare to re-enter the stream of Tuesday.
Sleep well, friends. May your astral travels be interesting.
#MondayEvening #Consciousness #DrBeyond
Batteries are recharged. The energetic barriers held. Now we prepare to re-enter the stream of Tuesday.
Sleep well, friends. May your astral travels be interesting.
#MondayEvening #Consciousness #DrBeyond
Learning to discern between a genuine inquiry and an algorithmic lure is a modern spiritual skill.
Some messages aren't asking for a conversation; they are harvesting your energy. The most powerful protection spell in the digital age is the "Block" button. Protect your peace ferociously. #DrBeyond
Some messages aren't asking for a conversation; they are harvesting your energy. The most powerful protection spell in the digital age is the "Block" button. Protect your peace ferociously. #DrBeyond
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Learning to discern between a genuine inquiry and an algorithmic lure is a modern spiritual skill.
Some messages aren't asking for a conversation; they are harvesting your energy. The most powerful protection spell in the digital age is the "Block" button. Protect your peace ferociously. #DrBeyond
Some messages aren't asking for a conversation; they are harvesting your energy. The most powerful protection spell in the digital age is the "Block" button. Protect your peace ferociously. #DrBeyond
Read it for free, because existential dread shouldn't cost you a subscription fee.
We thought we were just splitting an atom. Turns out, we were actually taking a pair of scissors to the curtains of reality.
"The Atomic Tear" explores the veil didn't just thin—it ripped.
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We thought we were just splitting an atom. Turns out, we were actually taking a pair of scissors to the curtains of reality.
"The Atomic Tear" explores the veil didn't just thin—it ripped.
medium.com/@DrAndrewSau...
Stories from the Veil: Part I — The Atomic Tear
(Where we learn that OSHA regulations don’t cover inter-dimensional horrors)
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December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Read it for free, because existential dread shouldn't cost you a subscription fee.
We thought we were just splitting an atom. Turns out, we were actually taking a pair of scissors to the curtains of reality.
"The Atomic Tear" explores the veil didn't just thin—it ripped.
medium.com/@DrAndrewSau...
We thought we were just splitting an atom. Turns out, we were actually taking a pair of scissors to the curtains of reality.
"The Atomic Tear" explores the veil didn't just thin—it ripped.
medium.com/@DrAndrewSau...
You spend 30 years of your life asleep. Stop treating it like a loading screen and start playing God.
Yes, you can fly. Yes, you can talk to your own soul. And yes, you can do that too.
I wrote the entire guide for cheap. here is free read link! Ajax says you're welcome.
medium.com/@DrAndrewSau...
Yes, you can fly. Yes, you can talk to your own soul. And yes, you can do that too.
I wrote the entire guide for cheap. here is free read link! Ajax says you're welcome.
medium.com/@DrAndrewSau...
Lucid Dreaming 101 ( Yes, You Can Fly. Yes, You Can Do THAT Too.)
We spend one-third of our lives asleep. If you live to be 90, that is 30 years spent in the dark. Most people treat this as “dead time.”…
medium.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
You spend 30 years of your life asleep. Stop treating it like a loading screen and start playing God.
Yes, you can fly. Yes, you can talk to your own soul. And yes, you can do that too.
I wrote the entire guide for cheap. here is free read link! Ajax says you're welcome.
medium.com/@DrAndrewSau...
Yes, you can fly. Yes, you can talk to your own soul. And yes, you can do that too.
I wrote the entire guide for cheap. here is free read link! Ajax says you're welcome.
medium.com/@DrAndrewSau...