Every day I wake up to the news

My “I’m a little tired” episode is slowly becoming a full series.

I have 3 people at work who have the superpower of always calling at the worst possible times and it is almost always when I am in the bathroom

Eye drops are blinker fluid

There is no gym day that can help me with existing

Forgot I had this but still feels Luigi

What is it like to be an extrovert? To not be constantly wishing you could reach out and connect with people without being a burden or afraid. I don’t have a problem making friends. But I feel like I am never able to ask anything of them. Even as simple as just gaming.

My doctor told me I can no longer lock in

For the ♾️th time someone has burnt something at work once again getting my hopes up for a stroke to get me out of here

Objective time: unknown