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Denise
@densedork.bsky.social
Weirdo, cool aunt, cat person with a dog
(she/her)
"I was just following orders" energy
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
When you swear you're ok after last call
when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I haven't been in much but I am in this new reality thing called "How to Lose a Democracy in Ten Years"
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My dog is cute
September 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Myconid homecoming at our #dungeonsanddragons session
December 1, 2024 at 9:09 PM
New outfits!
November 20, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Late but here is my Halloween costume
November 4, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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I bet driving through a house feels so good for the car
November 1, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Pibble pic!
September 30, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Amok pork
September 25, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Huh, came in under the half million mark
September 18, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Fun fact: if you buy those swedish crisp bread things that come in the brown paper packaging, they will shed an alarming amount of white powder in your reusable shopping bag which you won't notice but the cashier *will* the next time you go to the store
August 4, 2024 at 3:49 PM
"Welcome to how Internet Explorer felt."
-Me to old knife I'm using to open box of new knives
March 10, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Happy Leap Day Eve!

Don't forget to leave an egg out tonight for Danny DeVito.
February 28, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Reposted by Denise
some dumps are home dumps
September 8, 2023 at 6:04 PM
New game: selecting pajamas based on what would be the best representation of Florida if I talk to reporters at the site of my storm destroyed home tomorrow
August 29, 2023 at 11:29 PM