Dennis Leviticus
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Dennis Leviticus
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Call me a writer, though not an author, yet. I will not tolerate racists or anti-woke twits. Some people may not appreciate my views on religion, in general. Be warned! #WritingCommunity #BlueDot
The first DUNE, watched it twice.
New DUNE I, could not finish it.
Dune II Fast forward 50% of the movie.
Never watched I or II again.
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November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Kevin Spacey says he is homeless. Technically incorrect, as he is living in hotels. NET WORTH says he has $2M.
On a quick check, $1M will allow you to live 50 years in Jamaica, Costa Rica or Panama, so there's that.
Reminder: This is HOMELESS.
a pile of garbage including a sign that says laundry room
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November 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
How long until #trump gets a doggie named Checkers?
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
If you happen to be wondering, why all those members of the #GOP are not bothered by underage children being forced to have sex with adults...
Just remember that GOD impregnated Mary when Mary was twelve years old.
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November 19, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Why does the White House smell like a freshly spray-painted deck chair?
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
#Mahomes after being taken to the ground just as he released the pass, got up with an exaggerated limp, as if his leg was detached. With no flag in sight, his leg was CURED seconds later!
No limp, just fine and dandy! WOW! IT WAS A MIRACLE!

Guess the check to the refs hadn't cleared yet?
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Answer with a GIF if you can:
Name an athlete that you share a first name with.
If stuck, try #Yahoo or #Google search starting with Olympic Athlete (your first name)*

*See reply
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November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The #ClevelandBrowns have had THREE winning seasons during any year that started with a 2 and a 0.
ONE winning season in the '90's
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Reposted by Dennis Leviticus
Hey Megyn Kelly,

14-year-old Eloise would like a word:

“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”

Sound up! 🔥🔊

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November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Congrats to the New England Patriots, during their winning streak defeated teams with a combined 48 losses.
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My wife, when cooking new things for the 1st time has only EVER made 2 mistakes.
1) Was thinking a clove of fresh #Garlic was that whole thing.
2) Assuming to make #Tapioca, it simply made sense to pour in the whole box, you know, just like when making #Jello or boxed #Pudding.
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November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Proposed names for the #WashingtonCommanders name change to honor Mr. #trump.
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 AM
The #GOP are going after #Mace, #Boebert and #MTG to change their stance on #Epstein because they feel they are useless and easily manipulated.
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Even abused wives when becoming a widow are rarely seen as happy as that one new widow.
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Well, at least we now know that #StumpyFingers can SORT of read...
At the #NFL game...
"I, State your name, do solemnly swear..."
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I cannot recall most of the movie #GhostStory, but the quote "Dance with Me You Little Toad" is a quote I never EVER forgot. I would have given her the Oscar for that line alone #AliceKrige.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXFQ...
Ghost Story (1981) - A Dance With Death Scene (6/10) | Movieclips
YouTube video by Movieclips
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November 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Am I the only one who never realized that #KevinBacon's name is never mentioned in #Tremors?
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November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
If I were ever to have a novel adapted to a movie, my one stipulation would be that #HaleyReinhart and #PuddlesPityParty would have to do the soundtrack!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=23M7...
Haley Reinhart - Don't Know How To Love You (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Haley Reinhart
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November 10, 2025 at 10:03 AM
#PennState after dropping yet another game (6th so far) called fired former coach James Franklin just to fire him again, even though he was not ever rehired. This marked the first time in history a coach in any sport was fired 2x in same year by same team.
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
If Matt Kalil was still in the NFL, I wonder what his teammates might call him as a nickname?
November 8, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I want one of those self-driving cars. I would drive to a park, put some food in the front seat and leave the door open.

THEN I would wait for a bear to get in.

You know the rest of this story, right?
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November 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I saw a commercial, not naming names here, that asked for a small donation of ONLY $19.00/month to help kids.
Doing a tad of research, I figured if 8,771 people sent in money, it would pay the CEO's salary for one year.
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November 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Naughty Jane - Keep It Alive
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November 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Crazy #NFL info. Both Pennsylvania teams, #Eagles, #Steelers lead their division - AND all other teams in BOTH AFC North and NFC EAST have losing records. No other 2nd place teams anywhere have a losing record.
#Packers lost only 2 games so far, but they were to teams with a combined 10 losses.
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Rumor has it that #StumpyFingers has a really bad ticker.

Wonder if we can send like 3,000 15-year-old girls to his next speech?
November 4, 2025 at 11:02 AM